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 +8Posted on May 25th | re: The Only "Call Me Maybe" Parody Ever (50 comments)

Ok, guys, seriously. Monster Slumber Party. I have a camera and many pillows. My furniture is not really well placed for playing lava floor but we can make do. It would be amazing.

Ok, I know I am expected to say Tilda Swinton and James McAvoy doing the lindy hop on a stamp (which I mean yeah, duh, that would be awesome) but guys, I have a Colin Firth stamp that my sister got me for my birthday one year and I have no idea where it’s from, but man, it’s neat.

 +13Posted on May 25th | re: The Only "Call Me Maybe" Parody Ever (50 comments)

Is anyone else worried about sleepover hijinks being leaked onto the internet now? Because I for one am very worried about that. Not that there are videos of my and my friends pretending to make a penguin documentary or anything like that. It’s just…..pillow fights. Yes. Pillow fights.

 +22Posted on May 25th | re: The Only "Call Me Maybe" Parody Ever (50 comments)

This is the only adaptation I will accept!

Tumblr, sometimes I love you

I think the latter. nooooooo!

Oh lord. I am the first to admit that books (and movies or tv or music or whatever one’s jam happens to be) can broaden one’s mind and establish that one is part of something larger than oneself, simply by knowing that someone else in time made something that resonates, and that someone felt the same way you do, and maybe you feel a little less alone. But that should not be taken as a literal less alone because some sparkling creepo is watching you sleep. Just throwing that out there, kids.

Maybe it’s not right to judge but fuck it. It’s friday and these books suck.

Meh. I was a Jacobite before it was cool. Syriac Orthodox Church FTW!

 +3Posted on May 25th | re: Girl Stuff: It's Never Too Early To Make An Enemy (29 comments)

I’m a giver

 +13Posted on May 25th | re: Girl Stuff: It's Never Too Early To Make An Enemy (29 comments)

Oh I remember now. I was a zombie in college.

 +8Posted on May 25th | re: Girl Stuff: It's Never Too Early To Make An Enemy (29 comments)

Something about stumbling around and getting into pushing slapfights really reminds me of college. Can’t put my finger on it though.

 +16Posted on May 25th | re: That's Your Lawyer: Adam Reposa (39 comments)

Correction: He’s my lawyer AND boyfriend. Ethics only limit our freedom.

 +11Posted on May 24th | re: Videogum Summer School Is Back In Session (87 comments)

We can all re-read the ‘my teacher is an alien’ series and meet back here for discussion!

 +2Posted on May 24th | re: Today We Are All This Slinky On A Treadmill (38 comments)

http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/389895

That is the link from the youtube description

 +5Posted on May 24th | re: Today We Are All This Slinky On A Treadmill (38 comments)

I can only assume everyone else started singing ‘just keep slinking’ to the tune of ‘ just keep swimming’ from Finding Nemo.

 0Posted on May 24th | re: Now Hiring: Videogum Summer Interns (43 comments)

I thought that what we had was special :(

 +8Posted on May 24th | re: How Many Actors Are There? (29 comments)

AHEM.

 +6Posted on May 24th | re: Community Talking Points Memo, Full Version (41 comments)

It’s a pre-memorial day miracle!

 +12Posted on May 24th | re: Community Talking Points Memo, Full Version (41 comments)

This may not be what Kelly was going for, but nevertheless it must be said: White Zombie was kinda great.

 +8Posted on May 24th | re: Community Talking Points Memo, Full Version (41 comments)

But the answer to that is so simple: a giant, stupid weiner.

 +11Posted on May 24th | re: Even Geniuses Are 15 At Some Point (42 comments)

I was actually exclaiming that a la Robin from the 60-s era Batman. ‘Holy shit kid, Batman! That boy’s a genius!’

(good save, me)

 +14Posted on May 24th | re: Even Geniuses Are 15 At Some Point (42 comments)

I was thinking that, too, but I imagine this fair is just the beginning, and the prize money is probably pre-determined. Still, kid! Take it to all the fairs! Be the science fair equivalent of a pool shark!

(I almost went on an ip lecture but stopped myself. It is my gift to you, face. Treasure it)

 +12Posted on May 24th | re: Even Geniuses Are 15 At Some Point (42 comments)

Holy shit kid. Good on him.

noooooo facetaco! that would set the movie bar TOO HIGH, as only making a prequel to the teen witch’s quirky friend would be able to top it. And nothing would be able to top that! Nothing! We proceed to then live and fight in vain, knowing that the apex of human artistry has come and gone.

 +8Posted on May 23rd | re: The Creator Of ALF Seems Surprisingly Normal, JK (56 comments)

I always wondered why all of ALFs lines were just variances on telling the audience to burn things and awaken dread clthulhu from his dead slumber. I just thought that was the 80s being the 80s.

 +6Posted on May 23rd | re: Zach Galifianakis IS Ignatius J. Reilly (31 comments)

Done!