Find Me On:
Gentleman, please – put away your spider boners. There are child magicians around.
I’m having the most nostalgic seizure right now.
Am I the only one who saw Freud mentioned and proceeded to misread “pens” as “penis”?
Spoiler alert: he was the real Bruce Willis the whole time.
YEAH BUT THEY WERE MOSTLY YELLING IN ENGLISH ACCENTS SO HAHAHAHA?
I thought it was because the drugs will wear your little brother’s skin like pajamas?
Turn up the lights in here, I’m a baby
Extra bright, I want y’all to see my bib
Normal Activity 2: Just More Normal Activity
Mildly Difficult to Stop
Slumdogfish Head Millionaire
Let Me In, It’s Really Cold Out Here
Ohhh my Gooooood. Sweet deal!
The Ben CoFranments
The Black Kwan
Finally, a politician vowing to “do his issues” and make me freer than I was yesterday. Unfortunately, watching his campaign video has made me dumber than I was a few minutes ago. Can’t win ‘em all.
This was my favorite scene from Idiocracy, hands down.
“Elementary particles, my dear Watson.”
After staring blankly at the floor throughout a complex and intellectually nuanced exposition on why Jacob is the better suitor for Bella: “Hey, watch how far I can toss my french fry!”
Looks like this beef just took a dramatic twist.
Let’s just say Wii Curling skills will definitely come in handy.