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 0Posted on Apr 28th, 2011 | re: Make Believe Trailer, You Guys (43 comments)

*men

 +1Posted on Apr 28th, 2011 | re: Make Believe Trailer, You Guys (43 comments)

Gentleman, please – put away your spider boners. There are child magicians around.

 +17Posted on Apr 26th, 2011 | re: Double Dream Feet! (31 comments)

I’m having the most nostalgic seizure right now.

 +16Posted on Apr 14th, 2011 | re: You Can Make It Up: Professor Ashton Kutcher Holds Office Hours (37 comments)

Am I the only one who saw Freud mentioned and proceeded to misread “pens” as “penis”?

 +43Posted on Feb 14th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Bruce Willis' Wax Figure (96 comments)

Spoiler alert: he was the real Bruce Willis the whole time.

 +6Posted on Feb 14th, 2011 | re: Saturday Night Live: Russell Brand and Chris Brown (123 comments)

YEAH BUT THEY WERE MOSTLY YELLING IN ENGLISH ACCENTS SO HAHAHAHA?

 +6Posted on Feb 3rd, 2011 | re: This Is Your Dance Of Seduction: The Moist-Maker (100 comments)

I thought it was because the drugs will wear your little brother’s skin like pajamas?

 +1Posted on Jan 27th, 2011 | re: Thursday, January 27th, Ends With Kidz Bop Covering Usher (70 comments)

Turn up the lights in here, I’m a baby
Extra bright, I want y’all to see my bib

 +16Posted on Nov 10th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 37: #BoringMovies (457 comments)

Normal Activity 2: Just More Normal Activity

 +1Posted on Nov 10th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 37: #BoringMovies (457 comments)

Normal Activity

 +1Posted on Nov 10th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 37: #BoringMovies (457 comments)

Mildly Difficult to Stop

 +7Posted on Oct 19th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 35: #BoozeMovies (413 comments)

Slumdogfish Head Millionaire

 +2Posted on Oct 1st, 2010 | re: The Porno Switcheroo Archives: Breakfast Cereal Sex Line (81 comments)

Cherryohhhhs

 +19Posted on Sep 29th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 32: Autumn Movies (250 comments)

Let Me In, It’s Really Cold Out Here

Ohhh my Gooooood. Sweet deal!

 +1Posted on Aug 24th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 30: Guy Movies! And Also Girl Movies! (314 comments)

TiDanic
The Ben CoFranments
Dickstrict 9
Minority Rupert
The Black Kwan

 +6Posted on Aug 6th, 2010 | re: The Best Basil Marceaux Dot Com Campaign Ad Yet! (52 comments)

Finally, a politician vowing to “do his issues” and make me freer than I was yesterday. Unfortunately, watching his campaign video has made me dumber than I was a few minutes ago. Can’t win ‘em all.

This was my favorite scene from Idiocracy, hands down.

 +8Posted on Jul 22nd, 2010 | re: See You At Comic-Con 2010! (BONUS: BNPG) (1095 comments)

Monster

 +10Posted on Jul 22nd, 2010 | re: See You At Comic-Con 2010! (BONUS: BNPG) (1095 comments)

“Elementary particles, my dear Watson.”

After staring blankly at the floor throughout a complex and intellectually nuanced exposition on why Jacob is the better suitor for Bella: “Hey, watch how far I can toss my french fry!”

 +4Posted on Jun 9th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 24: Ice Cream Movies! (250 comments)

http://twitter.com/bwoosley/favorites

Looks like this beef just took a dramatic twist.

 +1Posted on May 19th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 23: Lost Movies (273 comments)

#LostXXX

 +19Posted on May 17th, 2010 | re: That's Your Videogame: The Bachelor: The Videogame (71 comments)

Let’s just say Wii Curling skills will definitely come in handy.