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 +6Posted on Jul 19th, 2012 | re: Top 10 Asshole Boyfriends In Movies (89 comments)

That’ll never be me, that’ll never be me. That’ll never be, never be me. NO… NO, NEVER, NEVER, EVER. And don’t you EVER THINK IT.

 +3Posted on Jul 19th, 2012 | re: Top 10 Asshole Boyfriends In Movies (89 comments)

Yes! Dump him! He sounds like a jerk off.

 +9Posted on Apr 13th, 2012 | re: Today We Are All This Corgi (25 comments)

I look awesome.

You truly are the ultimateginge for creating all these marvelous Branson/Sybil gifs.

I feel like a gross perv about it but I want to see a Branson-Sybil sex scene SO BAD.

 +13Posted on Mar 26th, 2012 | re: Well, So, Let's Talk About Mad Men (157 comments)

I did notice that, probably cause I just quit smoking and was like SMOOOOOOOOOOOOKE.

 +31Posted on Mar 6th, 2012 | re: Downton Abbey S01E03: No Thanks, Bates, I Do NOT Have A Strong Stomach (57 comments)

Does it mean butt stuff? I’ve always wondered if it meant butt stuff.

 +23Posted on Feb 14th, 2012 | re: Who Is Your Videogum Valentine? (123 comments)

STEVE FUCKING WINWOOD. No joke.

 +15Posted on Jan 31st, 2012 | re: Can We PLEASE Talk About Gossip Girl's 100th Episode? (50 comments)

WORD on Blair’s hair. Those were some ratty ass extensions.

 +9Posted on Jan 3rd, 2012 | re: Omar's Comin' Yo! To Jail Yo! (Good One Yo!) (2012 Yo!) (13 comments)

Hope the stores of Baltimore have a goodly supply of the Honey Nut.

 +2Posted on Oct 5th, 2011 | re: This Princess Does A Very Good Nicki Minaj (19 comments)

Hooray for a Gossip Girl shout out!

 +2Posted on Sep 26th, 2011 | re: Breaking Bad S04E11: Oh My Goodness (62 comments)

This needs to happen.

 +4Posted on Aug 23rd, 2011 | re: A Portrait Of America On August 23rd, 2011 (41 comments)

Vitello Tonnato is delicious. Well done, NY Times.

 +12Posted on Aug 9th, 2011 | re: What Should Be The Tagline For Dirty Dancing 3D The Streets (62 comments)

I like to get tanked on wine and watch Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights alone in my apartment.

 +8Posted on Aug 8th, 2011 | re: True Blood S04E07: Silver Me Up! Silver Me Down! (62 comments)

The borts, if you will.

 +4Posted on Jul 28th, 2011 | re: Science Has (Incorrectly) Determined The Saddest Movie Scene Of All Time (91 comments)

I thought that Vada’s weeping willow poem was so deep, and longed to write something that good myself one day.

 +2Posted on Jul 25th, 2011 | re: Man Getting Stuck In Storm Drain Story Is Confusing (48 comments)

This makes me think of Baby Jessica stuck down the well, a story that terrified the bejesus out of me when I was a kid.

 +4Posted on Jul 25th, 2011 | re: Entourage S08E01: WELCOME HOME, VINZO CHASEY! (14 comments)

I am in awe that you watched this garbage barge of a show for six freaking seasons.

 +16Posted on Jul 20th, 2011 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow Would Be Caught Dead With A Coach Bag (71 comments)

I once read somewhere that Coach is the McDonald’s of fancy bags. So, haha on you, Gwynnie!

 +26Posted on Jul 18th, 2011 | re: True Blood S04E04: Fairy Drink Drunk (28 comments)

“Meow!” – Wolves.

 +11Posted on Jul 18th, 2011 | re: True Blood S04E04: Fairy Drink Drunk (28 comments)

So Kelly gets to do the Breaking Bad recaps, and Gabe has to do the True Blood ones… yay Kelly for winning that coin toss!

 +9Posted on Jul 15th, 2011 | re: Jonah Hill Suffering From The Machinist Disease! (56 comments)

Maybe now he will yell less. He is so yell-y!

 +45Posted on Jul 14th, 2011 | re: The 2011 Emmy Nominations (127 comments)

My best friend – also a Monster! – once said that The Big Bang Theory is basically a half hour long Olive Garden commercial, humor-wise. It was a truly astute observation.

 +15Posted on Jul 13th, 2011 | re: Jake Gyllenhaal IS Mr. Cool Shirt (53 comments)

DITTO! Mine references Gabe’s vlog challenge and says ‘WRESTLE WITH THE DEVIL AND YOU WILL GET WET WITH FIRE.’ It is awesome.