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Okay so apparently I get Goop in fucking Spanish, since I’m in Latin America. LA JARDINERIA?! Are you kidding me? I don’t know why I hate this so much.
Lovely Bones 2: Lovelier Boner.
La casa de mi padre? Yo nunca conocĂ a mi padre. Thanks a lot, Gabe!
Sigue peleando la buena pelea, Bebe Viernes.
“Meek’s Cutoff is a real movie-movie with, like, performances and dramatic stakes and stuff, not like Wendy & Lucy, you guys.”
Snow is not available in my country
Hulu is not available in my country
Shelf porn!
I’m glad Tre’s gone. It’s always creepy when he starts laughing and it sounds like 8 different people laughing.
I saw that TED thing and, to paraphrase Louis CK, I stopped everything I was doing because I needed my whole body to hate this woman with.
Gabe, you a bad mother.
Yes. Ed Brubaker’s Selina Kyle is one of my favorite characters ever.
*Acknowledges nerdiness*
YCMIU should be a book. A collection of YCMIUs. Let’s make this happen.
This is my favorite comment ever.
Upvote because of course but also because Lorelai.
I like it when I’m about to nominate something and I realize it’s already been covered. VALIDATION!
- The Imaginarium Of Doctor Parnassus (Oh, Terry…)
- The Haunting
- Magnolia (A movie I actually love, but you know)
PREACHERRRRRRRR!
I LOVED how it ended.
OH YEAH?! WELL…I kind of agree with you, actually. It’s funny you should mention the boat scene, because as I was watching it, I thought “this sounds like Kirkman dialogue” and then the credits rolled and I was like yup. I’ve always had a problem with the guy’s writing, the problem being he’s just not that good. He’s melodramatic and obvious, like you said, and I have similar issues with the comic’s artist, who’s just a really bad actor, if that makes sense.
I still like the show, though, and I like Shane a lot, which is weird.
Also, you had me at “Lost”. I love you.
What do you mean, “of course”? I will admit that the whole thing with the vatos and the ABUELITA was fucking embarrassing to watch, but overall I felt the episode wasn’t so much poorly written as it was poorly directed.
You know…I think I may have started this whole “I wish so and so was my dad” thing, because a couple years ago I emailed Gabe telling him Slumdog was the worst movie of all time and that I wished he was my dad. Or my dad’s dad’s dad, I guess.
Maybe we should, because I’m brown, and I have all these “white people problems”. Like, for example, my girlfriend broke up with me and I’ve been such a whiny little shit about it. Ugh. I’m also pretty broke. Forget I said anything.
I second this.
PTA can’t get his Scientology movie off the ground, you guys! This saddens me.

















Colombia is where your friend Lalo Calidad is from. Ugh, Hollywood.