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 +1Posted on May 6th, 2011 | re: Columbiana Trailer, You Guys (20 comments)

Colombia is where your friend Lalo Calidad is from. Ugh, Hollywood.

 +6Posted on May 5th, 2011 | re: There Is No Ceiling On Gwyneth Paltrow's Awfulness (72 comments)

Okay so apparently I get Goop in fucking Spanish, since I’m in Latin America. LA JARDINERIA?! Are you kidding me? I don’t know why I hate this so much.

 +9Posted on Apr 28th, 2011 | re: Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows: Part II Trailer, You Guys (97 comments)

Lovely Bones 2: Lovelier Boner.

 +8Posted on Apr 15th, 2011 | re: Casa De Mi Padre Trailer, You Guys (58 comments)

La casa de mi padre? Yo nunca conocĂ­ a mi padre. Thanks a lot, Gabe!

 +10Posted on Apr 15th, 2011 | re: Casa De Mi Padre Trailer, You Guys (58 comments)

Sigue peleando la buena pelea, Bebe Viernes.

 +4Posted on Feb 28th, 2011 | re: Meek's Cutoff Trailer, You Guys (31 comments)

“Meek’s Cutoff is a real movie-movie with, like, performances and dramatic stakes and stuff, not like Wendy & Lucy, you guys.”

 +6Posted on Feb 17th, 2011 | re: Snow Refuses To Make Its Allegiances Known (44 comments)

Snow is not available in my country :(

 +5Posted on Feb 15th, 2011 | re: The Criterion Collection is coming to Hulu Plus (38 comments)

Hulu is not available in my country :(

 +2Posted on Feb 10th, 2011 | re: Let's Take A Tour Of The Pixar Studios! (34 comments)

Shelf porn!

 +2Posted on Feb 3rd, 2011 | re: Top Chef: All-Stars S01E08: fUGHettaboutit. (48 comments)

I’m glad Tre’s gone. It’s always creepy when he starts laughing and it sounds like 8 different people laughing.

 +55Posted on Jan 31st, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Eat, Pray, Love (210 comments)

I saw that TED thing and, to paraphrase Louis CK, I stopped everything I was doing because I needed my whole body to hate this woman with.

 +15Posted on Jan 28th, 2011 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (144 comments)

Gabe, you a bad mother.

Yes. Ed Brubaker’s Selina Kyle is one of my favorite characters ever.

*Acknowledges nerdiness*

 +4Posted on Jan 13th, 2011 | re: You Can Make It Up: Brad Pitt Plays Fun Pranks On The Set Of His Movie (60 comments)

YCMIU should be a book. A collection of YCMIUs. Let’s make this happen.

 +6Posted on Jan 10th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Now With Improved Mythology (113 comments)

This is my favorite comment ever.

 +3Posted on Jan 6th, 2011 | re: This Is A Sad And Confusing World And It Is Ending (66 comments)

Upvote because of course but also because Lorelai.

 0Posted on Jan 3rd, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Sisyphus Turns 2011 (558 comments)

I like it when I’m about to nominate something and I realize it’s already been covered. VALIDATION!

- The Imaginarium Of Doctor Parnassus (Oh, Terry…)
- The Haunting
- Magnolia (A movie I actually love, but you know)

 +4Posted on Dec 16th, 2010 | re: Now Imagine Thor Was White... (155 comments)

PREACHERRRRRRRR!

 +5Posted on Dec 15th, 2010 | re: The 10 Best TV Shows Of 2010 (152 comments)

I LOVED how it ended.

 +4Posted on Dec 1st, 2010 | re: Entire Walking Dead Writing Staff Fired (89 comments)

OH YEAH?! WELL…I kind of agree with you, actually. It’s funny you should mention the boat scene, because as I was watching it, I thought “this sounds like Kirkman dialogue” and then the credits rolled and I was like yup. I’ve always had a problem with the guy’s writing, the problem being he’s just not that good. He’s melodramatic and obvious, like you said, and I have similar issues with the comic’s artist, who’s just a really bad actor, if that makes sense.

I still like the show, though, and I like Shane a lot, which is weird.

Also, you had me at “Lost”. I love you.

 +4Posted on Dec 1st, 2010 | re: Entire Walking Dead Writing Staff Fired (89 comments)

What do you mean, “of course”? I will admit that the whole thing with the vatos and the ABUELITA was fucking embarrassing to watch, but overall I felt the episode wasn’t so much poorly written as it was poorly directed.

 +6Posted on Nov 16th, 2010 | re: The Mechanic Trailer, You Guys (35 comments)

You know…I think I may have started this whole “I wish so and so was my dad” thing, because a couple years ago I emailed Gabe telling him Slumdog was the worst movie of all time and that I wished he was my dad. Or my dad’s dad’s dad, I guess.

 +31Posted on Nov 15th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: American Beauty (408 comments)

Maybe we should, because I’m brown, and I have all these “white people problems”. Like, for example, my girlfriend broke up with me and I’ve been such a whiny little shit about it. Ugh. I’m also pretty broke. Forget I said anything.

 +1Posted on Nov 8th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: A History Of Violence (236 comments)

I second this.

 +7Posted on Nov 8th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: A History Of Violence (236 comments)

PTA can’t get his Scientology movie off the ground, you guys! This saddens me.