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 +2Posted on Feb 10th, 2010 | re: A Videogum Poll: Who Is Secretly A Big Jerk? (162 comments)

man. i think i’m the only monster without a Paul Rudd Encounter. was he at the pizza party in new york, or what?

 +4Posted on Feb 10th, 2010 | re: Uh Oh, The Monkeys Found Our Camera (38 comments)

i think this is the newest show on MTV (Monkey TV [you get it])

 0Posted on Jan 19th, 2010 | re: The Big Bang Theory Minus The Laugh-Track Is All The Same To Me (45 comments)

Actually, it made sense to me the first time ? as in, you can say ANYTHING while the audience is laughing, and you won’t get in trouble because they won’t hear you. Was hoping for an amusing anecdote. Oh well.

 0Posted on Jan 12th, 2010 | re: Sarah Palin Is A "Journalist" For FOX News, Or: Puppies! (101 comments)

upvote x infinity

 +1Posted on Jan 12th, 2010 | re: Sarah Palin Is A "Journalist" For FOX News, Or: Puppies! (101 comments)

look! look it’s my icon! somebody on here once asked if it was “guess who blueberries” so i am glad somebody else knows what i mean when i say MAKE ME A PIZZA

 +4Posted on Jan 7th, 2010 | re: KFC Has A Proud History All Right, Of Racist Advertising! (121 comments)

In reading everyone’s comments, I’m learning SO MUCH about Australian perspectives & cricket rivalries & chicken-chicken. I feel like I’m in a great discussion section at Videogum University. Keep it up, everyone. *slow clap*

 +1Posted on Jan 7th, 2010 | re: Colby Is Back! And He Owns A Restaurant? (49 comments)

should i be worried that i found this incredibly amusing? not even ironically, but sincerely? “but then you’d burn your feet!”

you monsters can bash on christian kids shows all you want but let’s see you rollerskate around a tiny set in an enormous computer costume while operating eye and mouth controls AND teaching kids that their skateboards are beautiful just as God made them.

 +2Posted on Jan 7th, 2010 | re: The Garlic Plants In The Road Is To Keep The Vampires Out, Duh (50 comments)

yeah, i bet he’s pretty pissed that all his well-reasoned arguments got edited out in favor of a bad joke. but whatchoo gonna do? it’s ktla. they need to keep viewers watching so they can put food on their families and pay their manscaping bills.

 +2Posted on Dec 15th, 2009 | re: Party! Pizza Party! Videogum Pizza Party! (And Last Call For Interns!) (108 comments)

Wow it is weird to think that this is a thing that is happening right now.

Why is this not simulcast somehow? I bet you guys are having SO MUCH FUN at dinner.

 +1Posted on Dec 11th, 2009 | re: You Guys, We Should Buy More Raisin Bran Crunch (16 comments)

Probably my favorite ads are the ones that barely talk about the product at all. Funny how that works.

 +2Posted on Dec 7th, 2009 | re: The Spy Next Door Looks Awesome*! (27 comments)

Aw, I will never not love Jackie Chan, no matter how many bad decisions he makes.

Also, re:photo (mambo?) #5: I totally have those plates! Looks like they went shopping at the Bed Bath & Beyond before swinging away from it on a bedsheet.

 +2Posted on Nov 12th, 2009 | re: MTV's Jersey Shore Proves That We Live In The Era Of The Douchebag (100 comments)

make me a pizza!

 +5Posted on Nov 11th, 2009 | re: MTV's Jersey Shore Proves That We Live In The Era Of The Douchebag (100 comments)

HAH thanks for that link, that was a great 5 minutes of YouTube. My fave is that tough girl who puts everyone in the hospital. Because she beats them up. Sometimes they die.

 +5Posted on Nov 11th, 2009 | re: Kick-Ass Looks Kick-Pretty Good! (45 comments)

I think the word “nerd” is used way too often as a falsely modest defense. How many famous and beautiful actresses are all, “Oh yeah, in high school I was totes a nerd”? A lot, is how many. But really. How many REAL nerds (not theater geeks) would try out for the school play? Famous and beautiful people who claim they had a “nerd” phase are probably only referencing a time in their lives when they weren’t quite AS beautiful, aka, puberty.

Just out of curiosity, how many of you monsters classify/have classified yourselves as nerds?

 +4Posted on Nov 9th, 2009 | re: The Imaginarium Of Dr. Jim Carrey Dot Com (27 comments)

My fave link on the bottom is ORIGINS

JIM CARREY semicolon ORIGINS

 +7Posted on Oct 30th, 2009 | re: Videogum's Teen Korner: Too Many "Sad" Stories (58 comments)

One time, as an experiment, my mom signed all her checks “Mr. Pumpkinhead” for a month. Nobody noticed.

 +2Posted on Oct 30th, 2009 | re: Videogum's Teen Korner: Too Many "Sad" Stories (58 comments)

Sometime last month this actually happened in San Diego, except it was a Lexus SUV, not a motorcycle. The accelerator got stuck and using the breaks only created friction so strong there were flames in the wheel wells. The car crashed into the median at 100+mph, killing the family inside.

I just made myself sad. I need to watch that Pumpkinhead gif again.

 +10Posted on Oct 24th, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (130 comments)

I’m so into these giant cat ears this week.

So fuzzy!

 +1Posted on Oct 22nd, 2009 | re: Trent Reznor Loves Having Fun And Working On Cool Stuff (38 comments)

Man, forget anvil legal pad. Butterfly Bubbles all the way.

I used to do a common interests search on AIM, back when you could search everyone’s profiles, and strike up convos with strangers. I only met one creep!

My own profile was, of course, ASCII Garfield.

 +16Posted on Oct 21st, 2009 | re: We Are All Just Waiting For 2012 (33 comments)

You can have your explosions. I just want an anvil-shaped legal pad.

 0Posted on Oct 20th, 2009 | re: Gossip Girl S03E06: Chuck Bass Is Blah-Curious (20 comments)

An oil rig??

I can’t wait until they get to the 7th or 12th or 29th season of this. The absurdity will hit critical mass (critical BASS) and everything will explode and maybe ? suddenly make sense?

 +4Posted on Oct 20th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Honey (154 comments)

they don’t call us america’s #1 douchebags for nothing, i guess

 +5Posted on Oct 19th, 2009 | re: That's Your Wedding Proposal: Super Mario World Proposal (44 comments)

Future husband, whoever you are, I hope you’re reading this.

Da da da daaaaaaaaa! Totally.

 -5Posted on Oct 19th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Honey (154 comments)

I like Lil Romeo so much. This movie is not the worst movie of all time, because it has him in it. “Promises mean nothin!” Also, I just found out that he plays basketball for USC. What! I’d so rather have Lil Romeo at my school than Emma Watson.