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man. i think i’m the only monster without a Paul Rudd Encounter. was he at the pizza party in new york, or what?
i think this is the newest show on MTV (Monkey TV [you get it])
Actually, it made sense to me the first time ? as in, you can say ANYTHING while the audience is laughing, and you won’t get in trouble because they won’t hear you. Was hoping for an amusing anecdote. Oh well.
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look! look it’s my icon! somebody on here once asked if it was “guess who blueberries” so i am glad somebody else knows what i mean when i say MAKE ME A PIZZA
In reading everyone’s comments, I’m learning SO MUCH about Australian perspectives & cricket rivalries & chicken-chicken. I feel like I’m in a great discussion section at Videogum University. Keep it up, everyone. *slow clap*
should i be worried that i found this incredibly amusing? not even ironically, but sincerely? “but then you’d burn your feet!”
you monsters can bash on christian kids shows all you want but let’s see you rollerskate around a tiny set in an enormous computer costume while operating eye and mouth controls AND teaching kids that their skateboards are beautiful just as God made them.
yeah, i bet he’s pretty pissed that all his well-reasoned arguments got edited out in favor of a bad joke. but whatchoo gonna do? it’s ktla. they need to keep viewers watching so they can put food on their families and pay their manscaping bills.
Wow it is weird to think that this is a thing that is happening right now.
Why is this not simulcast somehow? I bet you guys are having SO MUCH FUN at dinner.
Probably my favorite ads are the ones that barely talk about the product at all. Funny how that works.
Aw, I will never not love Jackie Chan, no matter how many bad decisions he makes.
Also, re:photo (mambo?) #5: I totally have those plates! Looks like they went shopping at the Bed Bath & Beyond before swinging away from it on a bedsheet.
make me a pizza!
HAH thanks for that link, that was a great 5 minutes of YouTube. My fave is that tough girl who puts everyone in the hospital. Because she beats them up. Sometimes they die.
I think the word “nerd” is used way too often as a falsely modest defense. How many famous and beautiful actresses are all, “Oh yeah, in high school I was totes a nerd”? A lot, is how many. But really. How many REAL nerds (not theater geeks) would try out for the school play? Famous and beautiful people who claim they had a “nerd” phase are probably only referencing a time in their lives when they weren’t quite AS beautiful, aka, puberty.
Just out of curiosity, how many of you monsters classify/have classified yourselves as nerds?
My fave link on the bottom is ORIGINS
JIM CARREY semicolon ORIGINS
One time, as an experiment, my mom signed all her checks “Mr. Pumpkinhead” for a month. Nobody noticed.
Sometime last month this actually happened in San Diego, except it was a Lexus SUV, not a motorcycle. The accelerator got stuck and using the breaks only created friction so strong there were flames in the wheel wells. The car crashed into the median at 100+mph, killing the family inside.
I just made myself sad. I need to watch that Pumpkinhead gif again.
I’m so into these giant cat ears this week.
Man, forget anvil legal pad. Butterfly Bubbles all the way.
I used to do a common interests search on AIM, back when you could search everyone’s profiles, and strike up convos with strangers. I only met one creep!
My own profile was, of course, ASCII Garfield.
You can have your explosions. I just want an anvil-shaped legal pad.
An oil rig??
I can’t wait until they get to the 7th or 12th or 29th season of this. The absurdity will hit critical mass (critical BASS) and everything will explode and maybe ? suddenly make sense?
they don’t call us america’s #1 douchebags for nothing, i guess
Future husband, whoever you are, I hope you’re reading this.
Da da da daaaaaaaaa! Totally.
I like Lil Romeo so much. This movie is not the worst movie of all time, because it has him in it. “Promises mean nothin!” Also, I just found out that he plays basketball for USC. What! I’d so rather have Lil Romeo at my school than Emma Watson.