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Wow, Leonardo Dicaprio is a real garbage person
I often say Nut-tella and am told it should be Nu-tella
This feels like the right place to admit that sometimes I “mispronounce” Nutella
I am not ashamed to admit that I used to have a JB poster (from my subscription copies of Bop, of course) on my bedroom wall, had a Seaquest DSV action figure of him and loved Ladybugs. Very sad that he didn’t escape the child star curse.
Seriously- and Paul Thomas Anderson as your dad? Gimme a break!
I’m all for having opinions, but do you just really just log in every week to take a dump on New Girl? That seems to be your whole shtick and, I don’t get it? Especially when the majority of your commentary is just calling the characters retarded, which is pretty fricking offensive.
I’m very stressed out today, so after no breakfast I had a Klondike Krunch bar at noon. Not a good day.
Dial M for Mother
Mom: The Great and the Powerful
Emile Hirsch is starting to look like a younger Jack Black
I love too that, given her excuse that she’s just acted as a lawyer in so many roles that she thinks she is one, that her idea of playing a lawyer apparently is just saying “OH REALLY?” over and over
I think someone should post a different, gigantic picture of a Heinz product on here every day until we all get BBQ condiments for life.
When they got to Grumpy Cat, I thought-come on, too easy!
And any Andy Daly/Jason Mantzoukas episode. And Farts and Procreation (#3 is coming soon)
I refused to share my Netflix login with someone once because:
A) I pay for that shit, dammit! (but please keep paying for HBO mom because it’s the only way I get to see game of thrones every week on HBOgo) and
B) I would probably be embarrassed for them see what I have been watching
Yes- I’ve been feeling a little “meh” about Suburgatory lately, but this week was just great.
I didn’t know until after watching it, but Alfredo on New Girl was Earwolf’s Engineer Frank (aka “Dirt Cup”)!! He was great!
As my parents divorced when I was too young to be required to independently celebrate anything, I was surprised to find out that this is, indeed, a thing. Some kids really go over the top to celebrate it, which only made me feel much better about not having to worry about it.
I was gonna say- haven’t we been through enough?
Because this is still making me laugh:
I was in tears laughing so hard at the “Father Figure” part. Holy moly, that just about killed me with laughter.
I still remember the cicada invasion of 2004- couldn’t step two feet without crunching another cicada.