YouTube: Dead actress Elizabeth Taylor is at the Academy Awards!? Nope. It’s just Chuck Testa.

Then auto-tune the shit out of it.

Munn and Ratner both sound like gross sexual things, I guess because they are?

9 pizzas! 9 toppings! 9 dollars!

This is like a fantasy sequence from a direct to streaming romcom about a guy who wants to be a photographer and snag his dreamgirl. He eventually wakes up from the fantasy staring into a vat of fryer grease at his day job and we have 85 more minutes of shitty comedy until he gets said dreamgirl and we can give it a 1 star review.

Rick Perry is Rick Perry in Michael Bay’s ‘Rick Perry’

I suppose it’s appropriate since I’m sure many of their twins have awful things in them.

It’s a comedy routine… until it works, then it’s just gross.

I of course mean fiscal year.

Blade Runner 2.0: The Blades of Sizable Vengeance

Deckard: Channing Tatum (Tom Cruise in Flash-forwards)
Rachel: Snooki
Sex Replicant 1: Carmen Electra
Sex Replicant 2: Meat Loaf
Ghost of Pris: Kim Kardashian
JF Sebastian Jr: Justin Bieber
Blip Blip the Robot (voice): Adam Sandler
Bloop Bloop the Robot (voice): Kevin James
William Sanderson: William Sanderson

Shouldn’t this be called ‘Me at the Me’?

I think the only way to accept a Teen Choice Award is to go on stage, thank the teeming pit of screaming pre-pubes, walk off stage, go home, drink, cry, drink, realize you probably peaked, drink, and watch a “Rizzoli and Isles” marathon.