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<3 x forever
“And then she ripped the hair from my b-hole”
I’m still trying to think of some good P&R ones. Might see if I can get away with Dean-in-the-Moon from Community. You can check here in the next few weeks: http://www.cafepress.com/kittenpants/6222904
I love Parks and Rec so much. The stone face guy and the “frozen whore”. Chris Traeger is getting on my nerves a little and there wasn’t enough Tom Haverford, but shutupwhocares because it was very sweet.
I should probably get out of the house a little more.
That is the saddest thing I’ve seen in a long time.
They should call this show A Beautiful Mind, because of how BEAUTIFUL all these ladies are, and how much I wouldn’t MIND killing them in their sleep.
I know I’m like a hundred years late to this party, but I had a busy week and am just now catching up on all the VGum and wanted to say A+++ Sliders reference! Hahaha! Made me spittake my orange juice.
That is all.
Best Community since dungeons and dragons ep! I’ve been singing “Jesus loves marijuana… and drinking human blood” for two days. ALL OF THE THUMBS UP!
As soon as I saw this last night I was waiting for this gif. <3
I want a puppy party.
Me three. I loved it. So many good quotes. “GOOGLE THOSE RAT TUMORS!” and “Uh-oh. Batman’s crying” made me so happy.
Adam Scott = Best crying Batman.
And Andy’s “pizza party” dance.
Right? I was thinking the same thing. Like, do her parents work in a Teddy Bear factory, or do they just get her the same goddamn bear every year on her birthday or what?
Usually when a director is dissatisfied with a movie that was released, he or she puts together a “Director’s Cut” and that is the bonus disc you get when you buy the DVD. And it’s called the Director’s Cut, or in some way called out that this is not the original movie.
What Lucas is doing is rewriting herstory. He is changing what no longer belongs to him. I don’t care that he released Episodes 1, 2 and 3 and that they were terrible. Those are new movies – he can be as terrible as he wants to be. But Episodes 4, 5 and 6 belong to the world. They are ours now, and he should not be allowed to change them.
It IS difficult to get the old ones for new media, and they DON’T show them on TV.
It’s kind of like when you put old, dead stars into new commercials – it’s weird and gross and crazy. Hayden Christensen was only 2 years old when Return of the Jedi was released – and now he’s in it, as an adult. Stop!
That’s not a movie review. THIS is a movie review!
If They(tm) are going to conduct terrible experiments on dogs and other animals for medicines and makeups and cleaning products and whatever the hell else, why not also test robot legs that make sad dogs into glad dogs?
Look for my new sitcom, Glad Dawgs on NBC next Fall. (Get it? “Fall” because of how walking on robot legs is hard!)
This review made me laugh so hard (see: “That is like if a bag of pizza-flavored Combos started crying as it stared you in the face and said “bad things can happen.” Shut up, Combos, I’m hungry!”).
Good point! But also, relax, Gabe Siskel. I got enough deconstruction in film school. Yes, there are some flaws, but also, yes this is a movie with a space alien monster, so maybe let suspension of disbelief take over for five minutes?
I’m just worried that you can’t enjoy things anymore. You should enjoy stuff more!
The boss of your enjoyment levels, I guess.
I thought Charles was screaming while the coin went through Shaw’s head because he could feel what Shaw was feeling. But I am not the boss of telepathy, so what do I know?
I remember hearing a rumor when I was a kid that the creator of the Smurfs was a convicted pedophile and that the Smurfs represented all the little boys he (as Gargamel) wanted to “eat”.
Then again, I also heard that a lady on the news (ON THE NEWS = YOU KNOW IT REALLY HAPPENED) had watermelon vines growing out of her ears because she swallowed watermelon seeds. I basically only heard lies for the first 12 years of my life.
“Let’s keep “remain” out of the edited version of that comment.”
–Kittenpants, Professor Typos
“Let’s keep whatever happened between Louis and Letterman remain a mystery and not ask any more questions. But let’s also make sure everyone knows EXACTLY what I ordered for lunch. And that my father used to beat me.”
–Scott Raab, Professor Interviews
Classic sandwich behavior.
all of the upvotes!