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we live in the best of all possible worlds
I have the type of job where my first thought after reading the Oscar nominees was “ugh, I have to start making personal shopping appointments at Prada for my boss.” It’s all very glamorous and exhausting.
“Remember how great it was sitting on your couch watching the Queen of Versailles on Netflix Instant with a glass of wine in the middle of the day? What time is it? What day is it? WHO CARES, THESE QUESTIONS DON’T MATTER! Oh well.”
I did exactly that! But with Amazon, not Netflix! And eggnog, not wine! And it was the middle of the night, not day!
My day has been weird because I work at a movie studio and I’ve seen less than half of the movies nominated so I have to pretend I’m knowledgeable about the stuff everyone has opinions about.
this was hugh jackman’s rationale, right?
maybe don’t take photos of girls on the street without their consent?
Now all I can think about is how on the finale of Home Improvement the guy who played Wilson showed his whole face and he slapped his cheeks with a 
face on, like, “Look! It’s me! I have a face!” and it was kind of exciting, I guess.
Gabe, I can’t think of an appropriate or non-creepy place to mention this, but I think I see you at my jiu-jitsu academy sometimes and I kinda want to say hi and like “I know who you are from the internet,” but anyway if that’s actually you then hi.
This video was really hard to watch. 
I tried getting treatment for my dog phobia and I quit, it was just too hard. I wish I could go hiking and stuff but I can’t. I feel bad that they made Marvin touch it!
You forgot my favorite part!
Lol at the Susan Boyle pic over “Open Mic Night”
Are you excited for Pain and Gain next weekend? I am excited for Pain and Gain next weekend. I have not seen it, but here is a guess of how my movie review for Pain and Gain will go: “This movie is perfect.”
UMMMM, NO DUH?!?!