I just saw that clip from Monty Python and the Holy Grail where Terry Gilliam has a heart attack and dies while animating whatever sequence was going on in the film.

I thought of a one-panel comic strip once of a guy on a desert island with one palm tree sticking out of it, and he was super-psyched at a floating cargo box in the foreground, and on the side of the box facing the viewer it says ‘hammocks.’ Awe! There’s only one tree!

But then I thought that he could still use the hammocks as fish nets, and I lost faith in the idea. I wanted the box’s contents to be 100% useless!

No, not ‘I would have?’ I would have.

Does Stephen Colbert have a stamp yet? In all seriousness, I would probably get that stamp.

I think Dr. Feelgood meant the dad who photoshops himself onto movie posters, facetaco.

Norman Mailer

Girls-related, I saw the first episode a couple weeks ago, and was taken aback by the start of the sex scene where she’s face down on the couch trying to take her tights off. I was like, “WHY THE FUCK HASN’T SHE JUST SAT UP BY NOW, TAKEN THEM OFF LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, THEN RESUMED THE POSITION?”

Then, I finally caught up on my Colbert Report’s a few days ago and saw Lena’s interview, which is the first time I heard that she was allegedly a virgin. Then I was like, “I guess that makes sense. That scene did not add up.”

Hmm.

Yeah! And invite the girl who can say things backwards maybe? She could use some more friends.

Where does it stand on including birth control in its health insurance coverage?

If I was in charge of making a haunted house come October, I would totally put a floor to ceiling image of that in one room all by itself.

That is something else.