Because the kids, with their mobile applications and cellular technologies and the hippin and the hoppin.

When I couldn’t get any LCD Soundsystem tickets AGAIN this week (I know, I know, I’ll stop whining) I decided I should look for other shows coming around town. I realized seeing live comedy is usually enjoyable and saw if Patton Oswalt was touring before, like a gift from the heavens, I read that Louis CK would be performing this weekend at Carolines in a surprise engagement. I called Carolines. Sold out. Every show. How can a comedy club even be sold out?! I’ll stand in the back! It was a drag but this is kind of like my own live show for when I get home from work.

HEY NOW! To be fair I can’t watch these video cause I’m at work but ‘a stupid racist nightmare star’? So am I now to think when you said S.S. pants you were referring to nazi pants? Whatever it is it seems exciting, damned streaming media!

This just screams America. It’s really unfair. I was an actual high school chorale geek. Yes, a 23 year old, male, straight, former jazz and chamber choir enthusiast. I was Harold Hill in the goddam Music Man. If they can’t get me into the show then what’s the point? (And helllllllloooo ladies)

I just turned 23 so I still have an excuse to puff on the herb I’d like to think. And I believe it was the Marijuanalogues who pointed out, the world is a pretty fucked up place right now, shouldn’t I be too? Did it work!? But what everyone REALLY needs is some

It is just a testament to Arnofsky that the guy waited till the end of the movie to pull the trigger.

See! I told you we needed it!

Wow! All my heros are here already! Christmas came early!

Can we have permission for a thursday night tv open thread PLZ?! I am LITERALLY dying without my Troy and Threat Level Midnight gifs.

I’m moving to Podunk Bumfuck Egypt Town!

Have you seen the 4th season of Hangin With Mr. Cooper? You’re about to. What are you playing? Good Natured Birds? THAT STINKS.

Thank you hero friend. In the effort of adding to random Monster story fun facts we wouldn’t tell our closest family, I once had an acid trip (A BAD ONE) where I thought I was stung to death by bees, this gif helps me cope with my torrid memories. Ya know what else helps? The drugs.