I live in MN too. Minneapolis to be exact. I just moved into a sweet new place downtown this week! Hope you feel better.

Is this Jeff Goldblum’s baby?

I thought he introduced himself as “the kreme.” He didn’t, but he could have. He’s earned it.

Monster Pizza Party beforehand at Dulono’s for all MPLS monsters.

In the part where Gabe is firing Kelly again, I read “of all your fireable offenses” as “of all your fireball offenses.” Then I pictured Kelly shooting fireballs at Gabe in some office.

I want to call out Danica McKellar. I mean, sure, I guess it’s cool to write books telling girls it’s okay to be smart or whatever, but yo, you used to shit all over Kevin sometimes and that was pretty fucked up.

I just wanted to say that my dog, Pizza, was hit by a car last night and didn’t make it. I’ve been very sad and this post is the first thing that made me laugh since. Thanks, Gabe.

I kind of understand how advertising and publicity works or whatever, but I’ve read (THAT’S RIGHT, LADIES) that 50 is donating one meal via the UN World Food Programme for every “like” they get on facebook and also one for every bottle sold over the next five years. I mean, that seems kind of cool. But yes, this commercial is dumb and I don’t really like energy drinks because they make me feel like I might poop my pants.

I’ll ice YOUR wedding cake, if you catch my drift.

Gabe, did you break your tooth eating a KNUCKLE sandwich? Do you get it?

3 of these downvotes were from the West Memphis Three.

I have a 10 year reunion on Saturday, but thanks to facebook I’m constantly reminded how much I don’t give a shit what kids from high school are doing. Thanks, facebook!