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I added 2 new items to my movies to avoid list:
1. Movies with some variation of a Cracken.
2. Anything Dylan Dog.
This is my cat Morty. He has to wear a perscription visor to keep laser beams from shooting out of his eyes.
some days you just can’t get rid of a bomb…..
I only got to watch Parks and Rec last night, and afterwards I changed my Brita filter.
That seemed like a perfectly normal fragrance commercial.
I think it’s for a mere 99 cents a day we all get to make miracles, miracles, miracles, miracles, miracles, miracles, miracles. (yes, I watched the entire video)
I kept wating for one of Sarah Mclachlan’s crying dogs to pop up.
When my older brother and I were in high school we used to clean the invisalign/dentist offices in Houston and surrounding area. We would clean two offices twice a week and get $150 extra bucks. The head invisalign dentist was such a pretentious douche bag. He drove a viper and there was a sign in the parking lot at all locations saying “Viper Parking Only” in the design of a scary snake that looked like a Halloween mask. We parked in that spot every time we went there to clean. He always accused us of stealing little things like pens or paper clips. Then he accused us of stealing a soap dispenser and wasn’t going to pay us until it was returned or compensated. So we quit, but not before taking magic markers and drawing lightning, fire, or rainbows on all their nasty mouth moldings.
tl:dr: invisalign dentists can be pretentious jerks and don’t mess with angsty teens.
Which Mall? I’m obviously asking for a friend.
I’m not sure if laughing at this means your racist or not, so laugh at your own risk.
gotta find a way to keep the younglings moral after school
Man, I’m glad Chet Haze is finally getting some spot light. You know he has been waiting for his moment ever since Orange County came out.
BE A HAZER, NOT A HATER!!!!
Kids are very dumb and trampolines are can be very dangerous, but they were so much fun. Whenever my older brother and I would go out to jump we inherently knew that one of us was going to get hurt, but that didn’t stop us from going. Our favorite game was called SUMO POUND IT. The object was to throw the other person off the trampoline, and if they landed on their feet they could get back on. My mom let us keep the trampoline for only 2 years, during that span, I broke my collar bone and my brother broke both his wrists. When my dad took apart the trampoline to give it away, my brother and I cried. It felt like we were putting a pet down.
tl;dr: Kids are very dumb and trampolines are can be very dangerous.
I was wondering why the panda had no firends to help scratch its back, but now it is obvious; it’s because it left them all behind.
I’ll take looking at the cute t-mobile girl over that one lady peeling off her face.
That would have been funny if you would of said it.
I don’t know how to express my feelings about this video in words, so I hope these symbols accurately convey my feelings:
8==:)=:)==D
it works, my buccinators are so sore right now.
I broke my hand yesterday and a friend emailed me this.
The same can be said about all of yall. Happy V-Day
I don’t have anything against Bristol Palin. She took advantage of her mom’s ‘celebrity/political’ status and used it to make a buck. That’s good businessmanship.
Finally, us rollerbladers have someone to make fun of.
Remind me not to buy your memoir.
