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ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCINO!
Yes he is. Get familiar:
Wait… he got the toy back, no?
A sheep starbucks barista is called a ‘baa-rista’.
Just wait ’til you see ‘Safe House’, it’s fekkin’ lekker brew.
Are we talking paintings made using your dick as a brush? Or paintings of dicks made using your tongue as a brush. ‘Cos it kinda makes a difference to my decision.
My hat also quickly came off for you, ma’am. And by hat,, I quite obviously mean my undercrackers.
and the Fnuky Bnuch?
“I’m slippery” – A slope
Your vagina loves his sex meat.
Promotional poster for the upcoming ‘Lady and the Tramp’ live action remake. IN 3D!!!
And I just got my brain wrinkled!
I find the veracity of this comment highly questionable.
What’s that Sean Bean movie where he dies in it?
Hubba hubba hubba, etc.
What the…?! How did you…?
Splendid. Absolutely genius.
Man, that’s one helluva pointy beak.
Wait, you’re not the blind Vietnamese guy, are you?