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ORANGE MOCHA FRAPPUCINO!

 +8Posted on Sep 21st, 2012 | re: Dad Sends His Kid's Toy To Space?!? (27 comments)

Wait… he got the toy back, no?

 +3Posted on Jul 19th, 2012 | re: Best New Party Game 68: Name Your Vagina After A Movie (233 comments)

Crimson Tide

 +5Posted on Jun 14th, 2012 | re: Are There Wonderful Women Out There Who Aren't Even Actresses? (43 comments)

A sheep starbucks barista is called a ‘baa-rista’.

 0Posted on Mar 14th, 2012 | re: Horses Dressed As Harry Potter (5 comments)

Harry Trotter.

 0Posted on Mar 9th, 2012 | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (23 comments)

Just wait ’til you see ‘Safe House’, it’s fekkin’ lekker brew.

 +2Posted on Mar 7th, 2012 | re: A Guy Paints With His Tongue (16 comments)

Are we talking paintings made using your dick as a brush? Or paintings of dicks made using your tongue as a brush. ‘Cos it kinda makes a difference to my decision.

 +4Posted on Mar 7th, 2012 | re: Unpacking The Mysteries Of The Olivia Munn Photo SEXTs (68 comments)

My hat also quickly came off for you, ma’am. And by hat,, I quite obviously mean my undercrackers.

 0Posted on Mar 7th, 2012 | re: An Open Letter To The Fan Who Puked On Michael Fassbender (63 comments)

and the Fnuky Bnuch?

 +14Posted on Feb 29th, 2012 | re: A Friendly Chat With Gabe And Kelly: Lindsay Lohan Is Hosting SNL (50 comments)

Hubba-hubba boink.

 +2Posted on Feb 24th, 2012 | re: WARNING: The Lorax Is Trying To Indoctrinate Your Children! (55 comments)

“I’m slippery” – A slope

 +2Posted on Feb 22nd, 2012 | re: And The Award For Being "The Best" Goes To...Judy Blume! (33 comments)

Your vagina loves his sex meat.

This guy agrees:

Promotional poster for the upcoming ‘Lady and the Tramp’ live action remake. IN 3D!!!

 +4Posted on Feb 8th, 2012 | re: Werner Herzog Talks About Chickens (34 comments)

And I just got my brain wrinkled!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_the_Headless_Chicken

 +3Posted on Feb 8th, 2012 | re: Werner Herzog Talks About Chickens (34 comments)

I find the veracity of this comment highly questionable.

 +11Posted on Feb 6th, 2012 | re: Best New Party Game 62: "What's That Movie?" (247 comments)

What’s that Sean Bean movie where he dies in it?

Hubba hubba hubba, etc.

 0Posted on Jan 31st, 2012 | re: A Girl Can Say Things Backwards, Which Is Certainly Something (36 comments)

What the…?! How did you…?

 0Posted on Jan 30th, 2012 | re: NOW Who Should Play Stretch Armstrong In The Stretch Armstrong Movie?! (52 comments)

Splendid. Absolutely genius.

 -23Posted on Jan 27th, 2012 | re: The OverLookedy's, or Gabe Liedman Can't Shut Up About 'Hanna' (50 comments)

Man, that’s one helluva pointy beak.

 +1Posted on Jan 18th, 2012 | re: Quote Of The Day: Mark Wahlberg Would Have Stopped 9/11 (94 comments)

Wait, you’re not the blind Vietnamese guy, are you?