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 0Posted on May 17th | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (45 comments)

Community was renewed. Hooray?

 0Posted on May 17th | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (45 comments)

I’ve seen Auto Focus and the thought of being haunted by the ghost of Bob Crane sounds pretty gross.

 0Posted on May 17th | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (45 comments)

I agreed with your comment right down to and including fucking Angelina Jolie. Boobies or no boobies.

 0Posted on May 17th | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (17 comments)

He should have been credited as “Special Guest Star Daniel McBride.”

Eh, the Curtis track is much cooler.

 0Posted on May 16th | re: Check Out Mr. Cool Dentist (15 comments)

Dr. P. had his work cut out for him, that’s for sure. I think ODB met the Big Baby Jesus before he had a chance to do much good.

 0Posted on May 16th | re: Check Out Mr. Cool Dentist (15 comments)

My previous dentist (RIP Dr. Primack) was also Ol’ Dirty Bastard’s dentist (RIP Russell T. Jones). We didn’t have Twitter back then, so I know this only through anecdotes.

 0Posted on May 14th | re: Let's Talk About Mad Men And Game Of Thrones, Though (74 comments)

That brownstone she bought is going to be worth a mint, though. And I don’t mean After Eight.

 0Posted on May 14th | re: Let's Talk About Mad Men And Game Of Thrones, Though (74 comments)

His fake eye was the MVP of Last Action Hero.

 0Posted on May 3rd | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Top Comments (32 comments)

Oooooh. “Catch up.” Haha.

 0Posted on May 3rd | re: This Week In Movie Trailers, You Guys (18 comments)

I once saw Rory Gilmore in person in a restaurant and her eyes really are strikingly blue. Like, I didn’t recognize her at first. All I saw were those eyes and I was all, “whoa.”

 0Posted on Apr 25th | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (98 comments)

Kesha’s version of that Dylan song on You Tube really knocks my socks off. Other than that, I could take or leave her. For every catchy chorus, there’s still those dumb speaky parts.

 0Posted on Apr 25th | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (98 comments)

Shhh. We don’t need the Better Cheddars secret to get out. I’ve been on those for 3 years now.

 0Posted on Apr 24th | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (98 comments)

That’s one of the whitest, most American things I’ve ever heard. Not being critical, just an observation.

 0Posted on Apr 8th | re: Mad Men Season 6 Premiere Open Thread (74 comments)

I can’t believe Lindsay is already old enough to have a kid in college.

 0Posted on Apr 8th | re: Saturday Night Live Melissa McCarthy And Phoenix (26 comments)

I could listen to her rendition of Don’t Mess With My Toot Toot all day long.

 0Posted on Apr 5th | re: This Week In Comedy Open Thread (43 comments)

I think I’m in love with Brie Larson. I realized that during 21 Jump Street and it was doubly cemented during Community last night.

 0Posted on Mar 29th | re: This Week In Comedy Open Thread (23 comments)

I missed Bob’s Burgers this week and I’m really broken up about it.

“What’s a New Zealand accent?”
*Fort the 6 of us watching that Jane Campion show on IFC, or Sundance, I can’t even remember which, but I saw the first two episodes and they were pretty good.

 0Posted on Mar 25th | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Spring Breakers (71 comments)

I sort of had the opposite reaction in that I loved watching the movie, but I’m not sure I love the movie. It’s completely ridiculous and is like a dream that makes no sense until you think about it later, but really it still makes no sense. The film it most reminded me of was Tree of Life with its montage structure and lovely camera work. And, actually, it might be thematically close to the Malick film, too. They’re both about youth and wonderment at the beauty of life. Only one was bloated and dumb, and the other had loads of boobs.

 0Posted on Mar 25th | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Spring Breakers (71 comments)

It’s his wife.

 +2Posted on Mar 13th | re: This Is Just A Good Example Of Product Placement In Television (48 comments)

Hm. Macbook Air. Interesting– Wait a minute!

 +5Posted on Mar 11th | re: This iCarly Remix Video Makes Me Feel 14,000 Years Old (31 comments)

Hey, that girl was in School of Rock. I love that movie.

 +4Posted on Mar 1st | re: This Week In Comedy Open Thread (37 comments)

I agree. Not the greatest Community of all time, but definitely the best so far this year. Maybe things are looking up for our favorite study group! Or, maybe it will just keep being mediocre and fade away like so many Yodas.

 +6Posted on Feb 25th | re: Dear Comedy, Just So You Know, You Are Allowed To Apologize (126 comments)

I don’t even know what people are arguing about any more. :(