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It is nice that they invited Robert Wyatt to participate though.

 +2Posted on Dec 8th, 2010 | re: Ugh Alert: Charlie Sheen To Cameo On Season 2 Of The Walking Dead (69 comments)

So I guess Charlie Sheen won the “Stagger On Role” Contest.

 0Posted on Nov 29th, 2010 | re: The Walking Dead S01E05: CDCeez Nuts (125 comments)

He’s probably a fan of Pandemic too.

 +3Posted on Nov 29th, 2010 | re: The Walking Dead S01E05: CDCeez Nuts (125 comments)

Clutterbuck is a fantastic surname!
It’s so great I’d prefer the name changing go the other way.
Now pardon me as I drive my Clutterbuck Town Car down to Clutterbuck, Nebraska.

 +4Posted on Nov 29th, 2010 | re: The Walking Dead S01E05: CDCeez Nuts (125 comments)

C. Control.
Not R. Research.
C. Control.

 0Posted on Nov 29th, 2010 | re: The Walking Dead S01E05: CDCeez Nuts (125 comments)

I don’t know if they ever mentioned it, but CDC is the Center for Disease Research. And I only know this because I’ve played Pandemic.

 +5Posted on Nov 29th, 2010 | re: The Walking Dead S01E05: CDCeez Nuts (125 comments)

I seriously only could bring MYSELF to read the ALL CAPS words in your post. I FAIL at reading.

 +6Posted on Nov 29th, 2010 | re: The Walking Dead S01E05: CDCeez Nuts (125 comments)

Also, does anyone (under the age of 90) really use the word “Chinaman” in real life?

 +5Posted on Nov 29th, 2010 | re: The Walking Dead S01E05: CDCeez Nuts (125 comments)

If I were not in the CDC something else I’d like to be.
If I were not in the CDC a sommelier me.

 +2Posted on Nov 23rd, 2010 | re: The Walking Dead S01E04: Homies Don't Play Dat! (114 comments)

4. He’s at Bill Murray’s house with Bruce Campbell, crafting a handy chainsaw attachment for his stump.

 +6Posted on Nov 23rd, 2010 | re: The Walking Dead S01E04: Homies Don't Play Dat! (114 comments)

The Second Rule of Being on the Boat is YOU DO NOT CRY ON THE BOAT.

 +3Posted on Nov 15th, 2010 | re: The Walking Dead S01E03: We've Got To Go Back To The Atlanta! (143 comments)

I am a bit concerned that these zombies have so far only been eating animals. When are we going to actually see zombies doing what they are supposed to do?

 0Posted on Nov 15th, 2010 | re: The Walking Dead S01E03: We've Got To Go Back To The Atlanta! (143 comments)

Oh, I think you won the bet.

 +9Posted on Nov 15th, 2010 | re: The Walking Dead S01E03: We've Got To Go Back To The Atlanta! (143 comments)

Ah, I missed that. Still, Glen could trip and drop the bag down a conveniently placed open manhole.

 +14Posted on Nov 15th, 2010 | re: The Walking Dead S01E03: We've Got To Go Back To The Atlanta! (143 comments)

For kicks, I would put a zombie head in an aquarium with a steak. Would the zombie eat the steak over and over?

 +17Posted on Nov 15th, 2010 | re: The Walking Dead S01E03: We've Got To Go Back To The Atlanta! (143 comments)

I’m taking bets on where Racist Nohandixon is:

A) He’s been captured by the gangster mob (after recovering the bag of weapons Rick dropped, natch)

B) He’s living in a cabin in the woods after crafting himself a makeshift hand replacement out of a chainsaw

C) He’s at Bill Murray’s house

 +6Posted on Nov 15th, 2010 | re: The Walking Dead S01E03: We've Got To Go Back To The Atlanta! (143 comments)

Tonight, we are all the new “Carl”.

 +21Posted on Nov 15th, 2010 | re: The Walking Dead S01E03: We've Got To Go Back To The Atlanta! (143 comments)

“I miss my mom.”
“I miss video games.”

 +94Posted on Nov 15th, 2010 | re: The Walking Dead S01E03: We've Got To Go Back To The Atlanta! (143 comments)

Happy birthday, “Carl”.

 +1Posted on Nov 9th, 2010 | re: The Walking Dead S01E02: No One On The Corner Has Stagger Like Grimes (118 comments)

Yes.

 +9Posted on Nov 9th, 2010 | re: The Walking Dead S01E02: No One On The Corner Has Stagger Like Grimes (118 comments)

“Don’t get any in your mouth or eyes. But be sure to stand around in a close circle with no face protection on.”

 +99Posted on Nov 4th, 2010 | re: Let's Fix The Poster For Mel Gibson's The Beaver (161 comments)

 +3Posted on Oct 26th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Couples Retreat (193 comments)

Peter Serafinowicz could get me to chortle at my grandmother’s funeral.

 +3Posted on Feb 22nd, 2010 | re: Instant Shit List (65 comments)

I hope he interviews Patrick Duffy and Joey Lawrence on the same night.