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The Dealbreaker: Lemon Sherbert with chunks of jawbreaker candy and wig hair strands scattered throughout
Leapin’ Lizzy: Blue and yellow rhubarb-flavoured ice cream, infused with children’s tears and fish soup.
Caramel Burnitt: Golden honeycomb ice cream with ribbons of soft burnt caramel and bland, overcooked breakfast sausage with scrambled eggs.
Jon Snowcone? Arya ‘n Lace? King’s Blanding? Games of Cones?!? Yeah, no, I give up too…
Little Miss Sunshine – Slightly overweight girl does not win a beauty pageant.
You always think…
As someone who is unable to believe he has just realised he’s seen The Room 40 times now, I absolutely cannot choose between my burning desires to know what Chris’ last initial stands for, how old Denny is (and, incidentally, how the latter managed to convince the former to let him borrow drugs *without payment*), and why the TV was arranged behind the sofa.
So instead, I will just ask, “What was it like to work with Juliette Danielle?”
Uh, I am somewhat to fairly sure tht the term you are looking for here is Love Scene.
Ocean’s Eleven, But Who’s Counting?
To Sir, With Love – The Student Whose Name You Keep Forgetting.
Stop! Or Your Mother WIll Have to Shoot for You, As She’s Been Doing for Almost 28 Years Now.
Maybe Just Leave Me a Note Next Time You’re Planning to Be So Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close?
The Girl With the Tattoo of a Dragon Eating Her Roommate.
The Iron Lady Pressed Your Shirts Again Today, So You’d Have More Free Time: Maybe You Might Like to Pick Your Brother Up from Soccer Practice Tonight.
Pirate5 of the Caribbean: Starboard Drift
“…to be directed by M. Night Shyamalan (“The Sixth Sense,” “Unbreakable”) for Sony Pictures.”
I like how the PR people who promote his upcoming projects all suffer from a studio-sanctioned case of short-term memory loss about his ACTUAL previous projects. Nice try, guys…
I agree. I think the Perimeter Warning System should send a warning text to anybody who crosses the safety line, so that this never has to happen to anyone every again.
Word up to my Melbourne homies. (I guess that’s supposed to be my attempt at rapper speak.) I will definitely be joining you on the red carpet, my friend.
Ohmygoodness I bought that movie for $4 from K-Mart the other day. It just boggles the mind. My favourites are the scene where he recites the alphabet at the top of his lungs to his therapist (just to prove he knows how filing works) and the one where he jumps on top of his Spanish secretary’s desk and terrorizes her with angry yelling and pointing for apparently no reason whatsoever. Genius. Pure, unadulterated genius.
I think you guys misread that sentence. She was clearly saying that she went in to Moses’ room so that he could give her her nightly foot massage.
Pranks with a Vampire
Christopher Nolan’s ‘Suggestion’
The Semicentennial Man
How to Train Your Houseplants
Let Whoever In