Very cool that Salon quoted me from this post to make it seem like I actually think this video is an example of child abuse.
Mo’ Sweater Blues
Can everyone please stop telling me how BUFF and ADORABLE I am???
The Hof will go down in history as the second most popular thing in Germany, behind systematically murdering Jews.
Yes, I am out here. But if there’s one person I don’t want to piss off, it’s Bobby Bottleservice: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/d84660f7dd/bobby-bottleservice-jersey-shore-audition-tape
Are you referring to me or Conan’s wax sculpture of Tom Cruise (R.I.P.)?
“Everytime I sneeze (fart noise), a little spritza. Like in a ketchup bottle (fart noise).”
GROSS! Whoopi Goldberg farts blood out of her pee-hole!
I guess I’m the only one here who’s seen Vince Vaughn’s Wild We$t Comedy $how…
Yo! Was that Bret Ern$t in the beginning???
Yes, my arms were definitely burning afterward. From shame, mostly. Also, Sheltering Sky is great. It’s right there on that bookshelf (next to Tommy Lee’s autobiography, “Tommyland”).
That means I’m sort of retarded and live a charmed life, right? I’ll take it! Thanks, Perez!
“GOD HATES FAGS who watch Jersey Shore”
“10 Things I Hate About The Dark Lords of Brokeback Mountain” starring Heath Ledger
One of my favorite all time movie memories was when I was in a theater in eighth grade and saw the preview for this movie. At the very end of the preview the voice-over guy said, very dramatically, “Hope Floats.” And a fat dude sitting in front of me immediately yelled, “SO DOES MY SHIT!” Everyone laughed and applauded, because it was so perfect. (Though, I had suspicions he’d seen the trailer before.)
On a different note, may I please nominate “Swing Vote” into WMOAT consideration? Thank you.