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Any white guy on NCIS that isn’t the main character. They’re all douchebags. Get them out of my reruns, USA network. Scrub the episodes of them, I don’t care if they’re 20 minutes long and nonsensical afterwards.
Pete Campbell on Mad Men shoot catch a bullet with his heart and still live to be a bitch another day.
Jim on The Office, because everyone already knows it’s gonna happen.
I’d probably choose death over having to question the reality (Matrix?) where i nearly escape death dozens of times in a 5 minute span while the entire world around me is wiped out and all the nameless, faceless people I’ve ever loved are drowned out by the shocking horror that is the world’s biggest stretch mark.
I’m gonna assume Alex missed the Videogum golf outing yesterday because he got his foot cut off my a riding lawnmower and these “schedule conflicts” are permanently conflicted.
I thought music videos were only allowed to have attractive people in them.
After watching the trailer, all I have to say is: “So….what’s the plot of this film?”
Damien Lewis, i love you. How could you do this to our relationship? goddammmit, Damien Lewis. goddammit.
You managed to avoid posting the two best Cosby youtubes, BUSTER BROWN.
You’re slipping, Videogum. I’m worried about ya, baby.
I’m gonna dress up as the rapist!
What pedomorphisis means to me is PEDOBEAR. jesus christ, this is the internet you’re talking about, asshole.
We’re not going to it.
I need to find a place to stream this online.
Samuel L. Jackson as the narrator still makes it better than every film ever made (excluding the ones featuring Samuel L. Jackson acting, of course. The Incredibles falls somewhere in between. Farce of the Penguins doesn’t exist).
It really sounds like that guy was egging him on after the first minute or so. It isn’t so much asshole as it is him being wild at bitching some guy out for not doing his job right.
Just occurred to me: Why don’t women make fun of guy movies?
This show is pretty much the greatest thing in the history of anything. Even its negatives are positives. It’s quite infallible.
Chain Reaction is totally essential, dude!
BLU-RAY: COUNT THE SPARKS.
I honestly have no idea what I’m looking at. Kanye does it again!
Mr Chi City talking to dead people is too real. I never expected him to make this move so early. Most shows go sci-fi by like, the 6th season.
Naw man, no need to front – it was the best comedy of 08.
Then again, I saw the totally UNRATED OVEREXTENDED version of Sarah Marshall, so do I really know?
Naw man, I think they switched up the Gatorade name to just “G”. I’m pretty sure they weren’t satisfied with having customers purchase their product without shame, so they had to make the move.
Armound White is a god damned wackjob.
This is still the best Hulu movie available: http://www.hulu.com/watch/13208/state-property
Makes our fireworks look like paintball guns to their rocket launchers.
This will probably be the best film to never be put into a theater.
I’ll distribute it though.
On the internet.