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 -11Posted on Oct 13th, 2009 | re: Who Should Die On TV? (168 comments)

Any white guy on NCIS that isn’t the main character. They’re all douchebags. Get them out of my reruns, USA network. Scrub the episodes of them, I don’t care if they’re 20 minutes long and nonsensical afterwards.

Pete Campbell on Mad Men shoot catch a bullet with his heart and still live to be a bitch another day.

Jim on The Office, because everyone already knows it’s gonna happen.

 +15Posted on Oct 8th, 2009 | re: The Videogum "Tracy Morgan Promise": Tracy Morgan Is On Twitter (8 comments)

 +3Posted on Oct 2nd, 2009 | re: Good News! We Don't Have To See 2012! (77 comments)

I’d probably choose death over having to question the reality (Matrix?) where i nearly escape death dozens of times in a 5 minute span while the entire world around me is wiped out and all the nameless, faceless people I’ve ever loved are drowned out by the shocking horror that is the world’s biggest stretch mark.

 +11Posted on Sep 22nd, 2009 | re: Mad Men: Belated Open Thread (60 comments)

I’m gonna assume Alex missed the Videogum golf outing yesterday because he got his foot cut off my a riding lawnmower and these “schedule conflicts” are permanently conflicted.

I thought music videos were only allowed to have attractive people in them.

After watching the trailer, all I have to say is: “So….what’s the plot of this film?”

 +2Posted on Apr 6th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Dreamcatcher (107 comments)

Damien Lewis, i love you. How could you do this to our relationship? goddammmit, Damien Lewis. goddammit.

 -6Posted on Mar 26th, 2009 | re: NSFW: That's Right, A Porno Based On The Cosby Show (23 comments)

You managed to avoid posting the two best Cosby youtubes, BUSTER BROWN.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8MEHsYM-ROs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2EGnR-YbH4

You’re slipping, Videogum. I’m worried about ya, baby.

 +5Posted on Mar 6th, 2009 | re: Introducing The Videogum Movie Club (40 comments)

I’m gonna dress up as the rapist!

 0Posted on Feb 23rd, 2009 | re: We Don't Need Popular Science To Tell Us Why Kittens Are Cute (8 comments)

What pedomorphisis means to me is PEDOBEAR. jesus christ, this is the internet you’re talking about, asshole.

 +10Posted on Feb 19th, 2009 | re: Lost: New Losties! (35 comments)

Guam.

We’re not going to it.

 +2Posted on Feb 16th, 2009 | re: Holy Shit, Eastbound And Down Is The Best Fucking Show On Television (31 comments)

I need to find a place to stream this online.

 0Posted on Feb 12th, 2009 | re: Trying To Defend Inglourious Basterds Is Ridoucuolouus (17 comments)

Samuel L. Jackson as the narrator still makes it better than every film ever made (excluding the ones featuring Samuel L. Jackson acting, of course. The Incredibles falls somewhere in between. Farce of the Penguins doesn’t exist).

It really sounds like that guy was egging him on after the first minute or so. It isn’t so much asshole as it is him being wild at bitching some guy out for not doing his job right.

Just occurred to me: Why don’t women make fun of guy movies?

 +3Posted on Jan 29th, 2009 | re: Are You Guys Watching Lost? Because You Should Be Watching Lost (60 comments)

This show is pretty much the greatest thing in the history of anything. Even its negatives are positives. It’s quite infallible.

 +3Posted on Jan 27th, 2009 | re: What Is The Least Necessary Movie Released On Blu Ray? (22 comments)

Chain Reaction is totally essential, dude!

BLU-RAY: COUNT THE SPARKS.

 +1Posted on Jan 26th, 2009 | re: Whoops, Kanye West, You Made This (16 comments)

I honestly have no idea what I’m looking at. Kanye does it again!

 +1Posted on Jan 21st, 2009 | re: You Can Visit Your Friend At A Graveyard And It Ain't Butter (13 comments)

Mr Chi City talking to dead people is too real. I never expected him to make this move so early. Most shows go sci-fi by like, the 6th season.

 0Posted on Jan 14th, 2009 | re: I Call FAKE On The Pineapple Express Alternate Ending (8 comments)

Naw man, no need to front – it was the best comedy of 08.

Then again, I saw the totally UNRATED OVEREXTENDED version of Sarah Marshall, so do I really know?

 +2Posted on Jan 9th, 2009 | re: Nothing Says "Top Performance Athlete" Like Lil Wayne (12 comments)

Naw man, I think they switched up the Gatorade name to just “G”. I’m pretty sure they weren’t satisfied with having customers purchase their product without shame, so they had to make the move.

 0Posted on Jan 9th, 2009 | re: Well, "Abortionhorny" Is A Word Now (35 comments)

Armound White is a god damned wackjob.

 0Posted on Dec 12th, 2008 | re: Uh Oh, They Added Go To Hulu This Week (15 comments)

This is still the best Hulu movie available: http://www.hulu.com/watch/13208/state-property

 -1Posted on Dec 12th, 2008 | re: We Live In A World Of Tremendous Mystery (10 comments)

Makes our fireworks look like paintball guns to their rocket launchers.

 +1Posted on Oct 1st, 2008 | re: We Cross Our Fingers For Mystery Team, The Derrick Comedy Movie (4 comments)

This will probably be the best film to never be put into a theater.

I’ll distribute it though.

For Free.

On the internet.