I was thinking: Is someone a Mötley Crüe fan?

Lets’s imagine THAT pitch meeting: “Ima do this one in my low sexfrog voice, son! LIKE THIS. Great right?! I been working on it. Demi loves that shit!”

Then everyone blows him, mean it.

I REALLY wanted to like Greenberg. I just couldn’t. I hated it. I hated it more and more with every scene. I hated the Greenberg character, which is probably the point, but also every other character in the movie who continued to put up with the Greenberg character. And in the end, I hated myself for sitting all the way through that bullshit hoping that it would redeem itself somehow. Guh. I only wish it wasn’t last on the list.

However, I will fight to the death for Synechdoche.

Why make this a special occasion thing?
I do this almost every time a I take a solid crap!