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 +24Posted on Jun 4th, 2012 | re: Game Of Thrones Season 2 Finale Open Thread (148 comments)

I wonder if he was sad that he had to turn from really handsome assassin into kinda okay looking assassin

 +3Posted on May 9th, 2012 | re: The New Season Of Sherlock Is Streaming On PBS! (10 comments)

Benny Batch would totally be his rap name

 +5Posted on May 9th, 2012 | re: So, We All Watched The Whole First Season Of New Girl, Right? (66 comments)

I feel like for the longest time whenever the HOLLYWOOD POWER MACHINE came across a sleazy guy in a script, they’d just put a call in to Jeremy Sisto’s agent

 +7Posted on May 9th, 2012 | re: The New Season Of Sherlock Is Streaming On PBS! (10 comments)

Seriously, if you guys haven’t seen all of Sherlock you are missing out. B. Cumby (as no one calls him) kills it every scene

 +6Posted on May 9th, 2012 | re: So, We All Watched The Whole First Season Of New Girl, Right? (66 comments)

I can’t tell if I really like Suburgatory or if I just really want Alan Tudyk and Jeremy Sisto to have something

 +2Posted on Apr 30th, 2012 | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (71 comments)

Yeah I do not fear spoilers. I have had so many things “ruined” by spoilers that I found actually helped me understand what was going on. And I’ve also half-assed watched 2 episodes this season, so I know certain people are dead, etc.

 +13Posted on Apr 30th, 2012 | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (71 comments)

Cool. Because the only names I know are John Snow and Joffrey, and that’s only because Joffrey looks like my little cousin which makes me really want to punch my little cousin

 +6Posted on Apr 30th, 2012 | re: Game Of Thrones Open Thread (71 comments)

Guys, I just came out of my underground bunker I’ve been living in since this show started so I began watching it from the beginning on HBO Go recently and I have a question for you guys. How long did it take all of you to start picking up character’s names and their relationships to eachother? I’m only 3 episodes in, but so far I just know people by their respective facial hair styles.

 0Posted on Apr 30th, 2012 | re: Is Patrick Dempsey Our Generation's Ryan Gosling?! (12 comments)

He’s still no Topher

 +39Posted on Apr 4th, 2012 | re: Ryan Gosling Saved A Woman From Getting Hit By A Taxi (57 comments)

Does anyone else think that somewhere out there, Topher Grace is doing all of this same stuff and getting no recognition for it?

I actually google’d that (sorry Bing) and with moderate safe search on page one featured a picture of a urinal. Sounds about right, internet.

 +18Posted on Feb 21st, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: I'm Still Here (81 comments)

I appreciate this movie, if only because it allowed me to fully use my beard in my halloween costume as Joaquin Phoenix instead of every other year when I either have to shave it or go as “young steve zissou”

 +9Posted on Dec 22nd, 2010 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: Kesha The "Toilet Paper" Addict (72 comments)

as long as she doesn’t eat da poo poo, i see no problems here

 +22Posted on Dec 15th, 2010 | re: A 12-Year Old Lectures Us About Abortion (137 comments)

She thinks she’s people!

 +3Posted on Dec 13th, 2010 | re: My The Black List, 2010 (144 comments)

I like Tim Meadows as the strict police chief in “Pease n Karrots”

 +6Posted on Dec 13th, 2010 | re: My The Black List, 2010 (144 comments)

I was thinking along the lines of Con Air 2: Season of the Sorcerer’s Apprentice

 +21Posted on Dec 13th, 2010 | re: My The Black List, 2010 (144 comments)

“Cool Soundtrack: the Movie”: Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Natalie Portman star in this coming-of age tale/romantic comedy. Todd (Gordon-Levitt) a regular every day guy, is going through an emotional breakdown when he meets Lilly (Portman), a free spirit who convinces him to let go if the things that are weighing him down, like his great job, nice clothes, and the pains of being tolerable to society. Also starring Peter Sarsgaard.

Soundtrack featuring bands that haven’t released anything yet, and will get ‘Best New Music’.

 +16Posted on Dec 13th, 2010 | re: My The Black List, 2010 (144 comments)

But I never saw Black Rape 1. I’m going to be totally lost.

- Ninja Ghost Wizard Fight
- Untitled Channing Tatum Shirtless Movie
- Untitled Channing Tatum Shirtless Movie 2
- Untitled Channing Tatum Shirtless Movie 3
- Untitled Channing Tatum Shirtless Movie 4
- Untitled Terrible Nic Cage Movie that I will undoubtedly watch and kind of like

 +7Posted on Dec 9th, 2010 | re: Little Boy Wins The Today Show (88 comments)

I’m gonna tape up a picture of this kid on my mirror and every morning I’m going to tell myself “Live like Keegan.” I will then promptly dance my way through life.

Thank you sir, you are a true gentleman.

 +9Posted on Dec 8th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 40: Egg Nog Movies (259 comments)

Nogsters Inc.

 +5Posted on Dec 8th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 40: Egg Nog Movies (259 comments)

Nogster Strangenog: Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Nog the Nog

 +5Posted on Dec 8th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 40: Egg Nog Movies (259 comments)

Nog, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels

 -1Posted on Dec 8th, 2010 | re: Don't Get Urkel'ed! (71 comments)

obligatory R.I.P.

 +5Posted on Jun 3rd, 2010 | re: Ke$ha And 3OH!3 Doing Everything In Their Power To Ruin Summer (121 comments)

that should say “so clearly.” I’m the worst.

 +4Posted on Jun 3rd, 2010 | re: Ke$ha And 3OH!3 Doing Everything In Their Power To Ruin Summer (121 comments)

I have an idea: Can we officially retire the idea of “the worst” since Ke$ha has to clearly worked hard to earn that title. It would be unfair to call anyone else ever in the whole world the worst, because while Ke$ha is still around, it just simply isn’t true.