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 +12Posted on Oct 3rd, 2011 | re: Saturday Night Live: Melissa McCarthy And Lady Antebellum (28 comments)

She is so talented! Look at the differences in the way she played Sookie vs. the character in Bridesmaids! But every joke on SNL is basically “haha she’s fat but she thinks she’s sexy.”

Okay, but then, a WOMAN does not have the same rights as a gay man. And a man does not have the same rights as a gay woman. Oops!

 +8Posted on May 27th, 2009 | re: What Miserable Pun Will All The Hung Review Headlines Use? (37 comments)

It’s funny because of reversed genders! ha.

 0Posted on May 21st, 2009 | re: Where Is The Dead Poets Society 20th Anniversary DVD? (26 comments)

I love this movie except for Ethan Hawke. He ruins everything he touches. He is the anti-Midas.

 +2Posted on May 18th, 2009 | re: SNL Just The Funny Parts: Hey, It's Everybody! (42 comments)

No.

 0Posted on May 10th, 2009 | re: The "Nutsack Promise": Will Arnett In Sit Down, Shut Up (14 comments)

But. No. The point with Happy is that the OTHER people are racist because they assume because he’s Middle Eastern, he hates America. If you listen to the translation he’s just a normal dude.
:|

/week late comment because I just saw this on my google reader.

 0Posted on May 6th, 2009 | re: David Cross And Jon Benjamin At The Room NYC Screening (17 comments)

Jon Benjamin is a genius.

 0Posted on May 4th, 2009 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: X-Men Origins: Wolverine (76 comments)

oh, I’m an idiot and forgot Logan had amnesia. WHOOPS.

 +5Posted on May 4th, 2009 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: X-Men Origins: Wolverine (76 comments)

exactly. also, whenever a fat suit is involved, fail.

 +5Posted on May 4th, 2009 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: X-Men Origins: Wolverine (76 comments)

Yes but he’s barely in it. Nothing remarkable.

 +4Posted on May 4th, 2009 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: X-Men Origins: Wolverine (76 comments)

Seriously, couldn’t they have cut out half of that dialogue and made the movie like 1,000 times better? FLASHBACKS 20 minutes into the movie? Canadian mountaintop? Oh, and why did I just spend nine bucks to see a movie where he FORGETS EVERYTHING THAT JUST HAPPENED?

also, the lonely moon, guys. our theater was dying laughing.

 +2Posted on May 3rd, 2009 | re: 30 Rock Breaks The Nutsack Barrier (8 comments)

Best line: “Your mother switched hotels because the concierge had a beard and she’d ‘rather not be raped’.”

 +11Posted on Apr 30th, 2009 | re: Guess Who's In Post Grad? (49 comments)

Can you say BAD TIMING? Yeah, I can’t get my dream job in publishing either. I also can’t get a job in retail. Welcome to NO ONE CAN. So no one feels bad for you, fast talking Gilmore Girl.

 -3Posted on Apr 29th, 2009 | re: Lost Creators Now Officially Refusing To Tie Up Loose Ends (42 comments)

This is why I can’t bring myself to watch Lost. Even if they tie up every other storyline, this would be SO frustrating.

 +2Posted on Apr 28th, 2009 | re: 2001: A Laff Odyssey (13 comments)

WHAT JUST HAPPENED

 0Posted on Apr 24th, 2009 | re: An Open Letter To Dr. Drew (19 comments)

This makes me sad, because Dr. Drew is brilliant. It’s sad he has to be a douche. Loveline was amazing and ~actually helpful~.

 0Posted on Apr 22nd, 2009 | re: God Made The Black Eyed Peas Stupid, Science Made Them Stupider (21 comments)

They are so high.

 +3Posted on Apr 16th, 2009 | re: Are We Allowed To Make Fun Of Love 'N Dancing? (20 comments)

WAIT, he’s DEAF?
I wonder if they’ll hook up at the end. With EACH OTHER.

1.) Asians are reserved, duh. DUH.
2.) Am I the only one who associates the foghorn sound effect with farts and not orgasms? UMMM.

 -2Posted on Apr 14th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Pay It Forward (138 comments)

YELLING AT NURSES. That is a good thing?

Also, was Tuesdays With Morrie a movie? Please add that to the WMOA list, pleeease. Or that other HORRIBLE Mitch Albom abomination.

 +1Posted on Apr 14th, 2009 | re: Worlds Been Had Colliding: Lauren Conrad On Family Guy Edition (13 comments)

I remember dying laughing to FG years ago but I was 16, and watching it now, I have no idea if it was actually funny or if I was still cooking. Stop it, “Seth.”

 0Posted on Apr 13th, 2009 | re: Happy Easter From America's Prankster Parents (21 comments)

This video makes me sad. These parents seem like people who never wanted children and now they have like 5 (judging by their overflowing trash) and they get stoned all day and laugh at things that aren’t funny (because really, dad, that is a classic stoner laugh) and make cool internet videos of fail pranks.

 +2Posted on Apr 10th, 2009 | re: Moon, We Have A Problem (47 comments)

Stop saying tour de force, reviewers. Dear god, please stop.

 0Posted on Apr 10th, 2009 | re: Viral Video Rorschach Test: Cat Yells At Other Cat (49 comments)

This is me complaining about my life to my boyfriend.
I suck.

 +2Posted on Apr 7th, 2009 | re: The Economic Crisis Forces Nicolas Cage To Act Like An Asshole (19 comments)

What a cheap ass 28 room castle! 2.5 mil! Hey! Maybe keep the castle and we can all move in there? Because I am losing everything. HAHA.