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 +3Posted on Aug 2nd, 2010 | re: Looking Good, Gary Oldman! (84 comments)

Confession: I upvote everything you say because Robert Pollard/GBV. But that was also very funny.

Fokes! <3

P.S. My twitter name is JBagherpour.

I’m a Denton, TX monster! I don’t post a lot of comments, but I lurk a lot, tweet with other monsters and occasionally go into the chat (I was more active but I’ve been MIA as of late).

 +14Posted on Feb 25th, 2010 | re: Who Should Play The Car In The John DeLorean Biopic(s)? (107 comments)

You mean “Lindsay Lo-van”!

Sorry …

 +41Posted on Feb 25th, 2010 | re: Who Should Play The Car In The John DeLorean Biopic(s)? (107 comments)

I believe you mean “Jay Limo” (Am I doing this right?)

 +10Posted on Jan 14th, 2010 | re: Kids Reenact Scenes From Jersey Shore The Darndest Things (29 comments)

“When my boyfriend sees this, he’s gonna be so mad. Ham!” I won’t watch Jersey Shore, but I will watch all the baby Jersey Shore parodies!

 +1Posted on Dec 4th, 2009 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Friendster Is Not Coming Back (53 comments)

I loved that show! And Linda Ellerbee inspired me to become a journalist. That’s where it all began … I’m currently unemployed. Thanks for helping me pick a lousy career field, Linda Ellerbee.

I’ve got to say, I’m a little less impressed with this video now that I know the kid didn’t write the song. It’s by Parry Grip (Parry Grip?): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=–bqFOdb6_g

I love the twist ending. They’re all excited about their delicious burritos, but then we see their friend who doesn’t even LIKE them? She likes pizza? Give this kid a junior Oscar.

 0Posted on Nov 4th, 2009 | re: The Weezer Snuggie Would Have Been A Lot Funnier A Year Ago (64 comments)

Also, your FACE is dated, unfunny and irrelevant.

 +1Posted on Nov 4th, 2009 | re: The Weezer Snuggie Would Have Been A Lot Funnier A Year Ago (64 comments)

OK… you’re right. But why would you say “if you recall Weezer penned a very honest album that sorta influenced a lot of other musicians called Pinkerton” when I clearly remember Pinkerton because MENTIONED it in my comment? Unnecessary snark, dude.

 +4Posted on Nov 4th, 2009 | re: Alec Baldwin And Steve Martin To Host This Year's Oscars (33 comments)

That would be the best! They were two of my biggest crushes when I was a kid. Should I be embarrassed by that?

 +4Posted on Nov 4th, 2009 | re: Alec Baldwin And Steve Martin To Host This Year's Oscars (33 comments)

You mean where he plays the Best Song nominees? As a fan of his banjo music and a non-fan of the Best Song performances (yawn), I would be so down with that.

 +4Posted on Nov 3rd, 2009 | re: The Weezer Snuggie Would Have Been A Lot Funnier A Year Ago (64 comments)

And by “it” I mean the band. It’s been all downhill since Pinkerton. Why do they keep trying?

 +5Posted on Nov 3rd, 2009 | re: Cat Massage, Now Available In Dog (23 comments)

I feel so scared for her pets. She always gives me the feeling that I am witnessing kitty and puppy foreplay.Not the good kind between two animals who love each other, but the creepy kind between a lonely woman and her frightened, unwilling pets.

 0Posted on Nov 3rd, 2009 | re: The Weezer Snuggie Would Have Been A Lot Funnier A Year Ago (64 comments)

SHUT IT DOWN!

 +3Posted on Nov 3rd, 2009 | re: The Berenstain Bears: The Movie (43 comments)

My childhood is turning over in its grave.

 +1Posted on Nov 3rd, 2009 | re: Owen Wilson To Play Marmaduke For Some Reason (55 comments)

That’s pretty much the main premise behind “Joe Mathlete Explains Today’s Marmaduke”. http://marmadukeexplained.blogspot.com/

 +6Posted on Nov 3rd, 2009 | re: Owen Wilson To Play Marmaduke For Some Reason (55 comments)

That movie would be the best. I LOVE Joe Mathlete Explains Marmaduke. It’s one of my favorite things on the Internet.

 +10Posted on Oct 30th, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (86 comments)

I can’t get over how cute you were. And also… a girl? I would wear that outfit. I’m not even kidding.I can’t get over how cute you were. And also… a girl? I would wear that outfit. I’m not even kidding.

 +4Posted on Oct 28th, 2009 | re: Hey, What's Up With Topher Grace? (122 comments)

I was not expecting such a poignant book review at the beginning of a T-Boz-Grace update. Well-played, sir.

 +3Posted on Oct 28th, 2009 | re: This Is Your Music Video: Joe Pesci's "Wiseguy" (28 comments)

It was creative of him to completely rip off Blondie like that. Nice job, Joe Pesci. I guess they didn’t sue him because nobody cared about this song. But I think we should all sue him for burdening the world with such garbage. Videogum class action lawsuit, anyone?

 +1Posted on Oct 28th, 2009 | re: The 15 Funniest Knockoff Halloween Costumes (34 comments)

That’s what I thought too.

 +9Posted on Oct 27th, 2009 | re: The Vampire Thing Needs To End Right Now (64 comments)

One of the keys is keeping the teeth away from the penis. But I guess some dudes are into having their penises bitten… by vampires. I hope I never end up dating one of those dudes, but with my track record it will probably happen.