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No fair! The ref only awarded him an indirect pick.

 -16Posted on Jun 29th, 2010 | re: Who ISN'T On The Forbes Celebrity 100? (87 comments)

I just hope this doesn’t make things awkward next time Jeff Dunham goes on Lopez Tonight.

 +26Posted on Jun 29th, 2010 | re: The World's Best G20 Protester (84 comments)

Arby’s employees are in no position to laugh at anyone.

 +30Posted on Jun 29th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: We Live In An Embarrassing Time (136 comments)

 +3Posted on Jun 29th, 2010 | re: The World's Best G20 Protester (84 comments)

You mean not quite as good as you’d hoped it would be but still alright for a TBS Wednesday night in 1993?

 +66Posted on Jun 29th, 2010 | re: The World's Best G20 Protester (84 comments)

This is essentially me at Arby’s every night at 2am.

“Rug it out, bi–. *kerplunk* Oh crap, my iphone fell in the toilet.”

Really? No one else is gonna say it? *sigh* Okay, here I go:

Fake and gay.

 +26Posted on Jun 1st, 2010 | re: "Who Are Your Seven Evil Exes?" -- Some Other Blog (71 comments)

Jason Schwartzman has been playing a grown-up version of Max Fischer in every movie he’s been in for the last 8 years.

 +2Posted on Jun 1st, 2010 | re: Tom Bosley Gets Us Back Into Shape After The Long Weekend (28 comments)

Justifiable Homicide, She Wrote.

 +30Posted on May 28th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (142 comments)

I have a picture of Steve Winwood in my wallet.

 +4Posted on May 26th, 2010 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: Criminal Minds Finale Fan (37 comments)

To be fair, Criminal Minds star Thomas Gibson is an emotional tornado, so they might have been actually airing the episode.

 +4Posted on May 25th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't You Caption It? Contest: 'Gum Bowl Edition (111 comments)

One Million Strong to Get Betty White into an Elder-care Bowling League.

 +43Posted on May 25th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't You Caption It? Contest: 'Gum Bowl Edition (111 comments)

Will you still need mii will you still feed mii when I’m sixty four?

 +14Posted on May 25th, 2010 | re: Who Should Play The BP Oil Spill? (71 comments)

 +3Posted on May 25th, 2010 | re: Who Should Play The BP Oil Spill? (71 comments)

How about former Yankees slugger Jason Giambi. The man just looks oily.

 +5Posted on May 24th, 2010 | re: A Two-Year-Old Baby Sings Justin Bieber's "Baby" (22 comments)

Where have I seen this image before?

 +2Posted on May 24th, 2010 | re: How Will The Simpsons End? (55 comments)

Wow. Maybe we’re all Nick Madsons. It’s like that Busch song: “We live in a wheel, where everyone Nick Madsons.”

 +3Posted on May 24th, 2010 | re: A Two-Year-Old Baby Sings Justin Bieber's "Baby" (22 comments)

Hey, it’s better than the video of Alejandro Jodorowsky dancing around to Lady Gaga’s Alejandro.

Wait, that would be AMAZING.

 +6Posted on May 24th, 2010 | re: How Will The Simpsons End? (55 comments)

Or maybe it’ll end with Homer sitting in a diner booth while Lisa parks the car and Journey is playing. And then the image cuts out early, followed by 11 seasons of mediocrity.

 0Posted on May 24th, 2010 | re: A Two-Year-Old Baby Sings Justin Bieber's "Baby" (22 comments)

I can’t imagine that this will help prolong JB’s career any.

 +14Posted on May 24th, 2010 | re: How Will The Simpsons End? (55 comments)

The Simpsons will end with Bart and Milhouse riding a toboggan down a pristine, snowy hill and then Bart says, “Lets go exploring.”

 +4Posted on May 24th, 2010 | re: How Will The Simpsons End? (55 comments)

So you prefer that they did the ending of Ghost over the ending of The Matrix: Reloaded.

I’m gonna have to agree with you there.

 +2Posted on May 23rd, 2010 | re: Lost S06E17: Good Luck, Survivors! See You At The Finale! (244 comments)

“Lets settle this by watching a marathon of NCIS while drinking warm diet root beer.”

WHO. LET. THECLOWNSOUT. (Sob)