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 -2Posted on Feb 19th, 2010 | re: Deep Furrsue Cat Massage (26 comments)

If you could hear their thoughts they are thinking about flying a miniature cat plane into the IRS to stop the socialist takeover.

 +1Posted on Feb 19th, 2010 | re: Go Fuck Yourself, Mr. Leno (37 comments)

There’s another much worse promo for Jay posted over at Gawker with the same music but featuring Leno driving one of his insanely expensive sports cars with a smug look on his face.

 +12Posted on Feb 19th, 2010 | re: Dude, Your Cat Is Tripping Ballllllllllz (48 comments)

Um, why you posting the ending of “Lost” without spoiler warning, dawg.

 -12Posted on Feb 10th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E03: A Tale Of Two Katies (Boo! Sorry!) (80 comments)

The leader of the Others is Japanese, not Chinese, idiot.

 0Posted on Jan 22nd, 2010 | re: A New Theme Song For Event Horizon, Finally (23 comments)

I didn’t recognize Corn Mo with dark hair and a beard. He had blonde hair and mutton chops when I saw him live.

 +5Posted on Dec 26th, 2009 | re: Happy Holidays, You Guys (56 comments)

FAKE!

 +8Posted on Nov 4th, 2009 | re: Angelina Jolie Stars In The Ultraviolet Patriot Fugitive Identity Games (32 comments)

I was going to complain that I didn’t like Angelina as a blond, but then she dyed her hair halfway thru the trailer so it was cool.

I liked her half-assed Matrix running-up-the-wall-before-you-kick-a-guy stunt near the end.

 +6Posted on Oct 20th, 2009 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Roman Polanski Is A Flight Risk (18 comments)

Videogum is where I come for YouTube clips and rape.

 +1Posted on Oct 7th, 2009 | re: Roman Polanski On To Catch A Predator (8 comments)

Gwyneth Paltrow better watch out. Now Gabe’s stalking Polanski.

 +3Posted on Oct 6th, 2009 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Corey Feldman (72 comments)

This is Corey Feldman’s audition to do the voice of Batman, ‘cuz Christian Bale hurt his vocal cords last time.

 -16Posted on Oct 1st, 2009 | re: You Can Make It Up: Roman Polanski Builds A Time Machine (103 comments)

I’d rather be raped by Roman Polanski than wade through this half-assed fan fiction.

 -7Posted on Oct 1st, 2009 | re: The Videogum "Louis C.K. Promise": Louis Interviewed By Tavis Smiley (6 comments)

I’d rather listen to a Roman Polanski interview than a Louis CK interview. Louis CK hasn’t done anything half as interesting as Roman Polanski… and that includes the rape.

 +13Posted on Sep 2nd, 2009 | re: OMFG, Jenny Slate Is The Newest Cast Member On Saturday Night Life (48 comments)

Fairly desperate move to declare your own “zing.”

 +6Posted on Sep 2nd, 2009 | re: OMFG, Jenny Slate Is The Newest Cast Member On Saturday Night Life (48 comments)

Congratulations on getting on such a horribly written, repetitive, and absolutely unfunny show.

 -6Posted on Aug 21st, 2009 | re: Mike Tyson Pro-Tips For A Successful Weekend (26 comments)

“pro-tip” = played-out internet slang

 +2Posted on Aug 21st, 2009 | re: You Wish This Was Your Boyfriend: Royale (43 comments)

I used to be in a General Public tribute band with this guy.

 0Posted on Jun 18th, 2009 | re: Bob And David Remind Us Again Of How Uncool TV Executives Are (29 comments)

because they pay their talent $5 per show

 -6Posted on Jun 18th, 2009 | re: Bob And David Remind Us Again Of How Uncool TV Executives Are (29 comments)

Obviously, given your post makes absolutely no sense to me.

 -40Posted on Jun 18th, 2009 | re: Bob And David Remind Us Again Of How Uncool TV Executives Are (29 comments)

Bob Odenkirk is now too old for sketch comedy.

 +1Posted on Jun 18th, 2009 | re: Homer Simpson Want You To Go To There (25 comments)

“Dude Where’s My Car” edition with alternating line reads by Ashton Kutcher and Seann William Scott.

 -48Posted on Jun 18th, 2009 | re: NSFW: Name That Catch/Cumphrase (210 comments)

“It’s Tool Time, bitch,” Tim Allen.
“You just came in Caroline in the City, bitch,” Lea Thompson
“I’m Mad About (Cumming on) You,” Paul Reiser
“This is Dr. Frasier Crane wishing you good mental health and a load of my spunk,” Kelsey Grammer
“How’d you like Becker’s pecker?” Ted Danson

 -12Posted on Jun 18th, 2009 | re: NSFW: Name That Catch/Cumphrase (210 comments)

“Eat my shorts.” — Scientologist voice actor Nancy Cartwright, using her Bart Simpson voice

 -16Posted on Jun 17th, 2009 | re: It's A Bunch Of Cats Tripping Out On Catnip (36 comments)

i could watch drooling pussies all day long

 +2Posted on Jun 15th, 2009 | re: Whoops, Michael Moore, This Is Your New Trailer (39 comments)

I went and saw Michael Moore speak locally several years ago and for some reason he said at one point “this guy in the front row hates me,” and I’m pretty sure he meant me. I couldn’t figure out what he was talking about beyond the fact I had my arms crossed due to the tight seating on the bench I was sitting on.

 0Posted on Jun 15th, 2009 | re: Whoops, Michael Moore, This Is Your New Trailer (39 comments)

instead of Malcolm X white people get Malcolm in the Middle