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If you could hear their thoughts they are thinking about flying a miniature cat plane into the IRS to stop the socialist takeover.
There’s another much worse promo for Jay posted over at Gawker with the same music but featuring Leno driving one of his insanely expensive sports cars with a smug look on his face.
Um, why you posting the ending of “Lost” without spoiler warning, dawg.
The leader of the Others is Japanese, not Chinese, idiot.
I didn’t recognize Corn Mo with dark hair and a beard. He had blonde hair and mutton chops when I saw him live.
I was going to complain that I didn’t like Angelina as a blond, but then she dyed her hair halfway thru the trailer so it was cool.
I liked her half-assed Matrix running-up-the-wall-before-you-kick-a-guy stunt near the end.
Videogum is where I come for YouTube clips and rape.
Gwyneth Paltrow better watch out. Now Gabe’s stalking Polanski.
This is Corey Feldman’s audition to do the voice of Batman, ‘cuz Christian Bale hurt his vocal cords last time.
I’d rather be raped by Roman Polanski than wade through this half-assed fan fiction.
I’d rather listen to a Roman Polanski interview than a Louis CK interview. Louis CK hasn’t done anything half as interesting as Roman Polanski… and that includes the rape.
Fairly desperate move to declare your own “zing.”
Congratulations on getting on such a horribly written, repetitive, and absolutely unfunny show.
“pro-tip” = played-out internet slang
I used to be in a General Public tribute band with this guy.
because they pay their talent $5 per show
Obviously, given your post makes absolutely no sense to me.
Bob Odenkirk is now too old for sketch comedy.
“Dude Where’s My Car” edition with alternating line reads by Ashton Kutcher and Seann William Scott.
“It’s Tool Time, bitch,” Tim Allen.
“You just came in Caroline in the City, bitch,” Lea Thompson
“I’m Mad About (Cumming on) You,” Paul Reiser
“This is Dr. Frasier Crane wishing you good mental health and a load of my spunk,” Kelsey Grammer
“How’d you like Becker’s pecker?” Ted Danson
“Eat my shorts.” — Scientologist voice actor Nancy Cartwright, using her Bart Simpson voice
i could watch drooling pussies all day long
I went and saw Michael Moore speak locally several years ago and for some reason he said at one point “this guy in the front row hates me,” and I’m pretty sure he meant me. I couldn’t figure out what he was talking about beyond the fact I had my arms crossed due to the tight seating on the bench I was sitting on.
instead of Malcolm X white people get Malcolm in the Middle