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Don’t want to be Poopy McPoopFace about this, but the lovely people of Everything is Terrible did a much better seven minute montage, actually called Defenestration The Movie. Apparently there’s a 30 minute version they play at live shows as well.
http://www.everythingisterrible.com/2010/11/defenestration-now.html
In a fair world Pedro Almodóvar would see this and cast him in his next film called Almodóvar/AlmoDÓvar
Somewhere right now Joss Whedon has the weirdest boner.
I imagine all suitcases being golden brown, texture like sun.
I imagined it being a closed suitcase, YOU AWFUL RACIST!
Based on her abilities in Battleship, the only role Rihanna would be capable of playing in the new Scarface is a suitcase of cocaine.
I’d like to say only four words about that Life of Pi trailer.
WHAT. DREAMS. MAY. COME.
Insanely hot? He had chunks of grease for hair and pubes for a beard.
Ethan Hawke totally cancels out the dumbness of that Sinister trailer. And I really like Queen of Versailles, but what are our feelings supposed to be towards that family? Pity? Schadenfreude? Evil cackle?
Isn’t he just channelling Tommy Wiseau in this?
The paparazzi should be the least of his worries when he’s sitting right next to the terrifying googly eyes of AUTO SPKR wall-mounted robot overwatch.
Romeo + Spooniet
…brother.
Faraday was right. More important than HOW it’s returning is WHEN.
Sounds like Sunn O))) to me.
It was written and directed by the singer of Kula Shaker, so there.
“Because they’ve been opressed and persecuted for centuries, that’s where, you cunt!” – Mel Gibson
This is just a sad, riveting, mildly funny, but alltogether terrifying story or as they called these in the biz, An Alan Smithee Film: Burn Hollywood Burn
Húha, van még itt magyar rajtam kívül?
Idris Elba.
I am appoled by this crude form of physical comedy and my awful pun.
Gosh darnit I though that Topher Grace/Star Wars new would warrant a separate “Hey, What’s Up With Topher Grace” post.
(sad trombone)
Alison Brie.
And the first piece of human flesh she should eat as Lecter would have to be my [horrible joke selfcensored].
I saw John Dies At The End and it was really fun/weird/good so I made a gif of this scene where a doorknob turns into a penis.