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 +6Posted on Oct 19th, 2010 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Nothing But Trouble (200 comments)

also one of these, sort of. except that I am still in school (senior, illustration) and it’s so demanding that I never post, so I guess I’m disqualified from what indiebeans was trying to get at on pretty much every level. sorry indiebeans!

 0Posted on Aug 26th, 2010 | re: Tony Danza Is A Teacher Liar (70 comments)

These are the troubled inner-city kids who everyone’s given up on, right? Someone call Sandra Bullock!

 +1Posted on Aug 25th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: America Does Not Got Talent (72 comments)

*that is
goddammit, I’ve ruined everything.

 +7Posted on Aug 25th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: America Does Not Got Talent (72 comments)

They are in England, so that us the lorry seat of the wheelie car.

 +7Posted on Aug 25th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: America Does Not Got Talent (72 comments)

Is this Lady GaGa?

 +8Posted on Aug 25th, 2010 | re: The Dallas Observer Wins The Cee-Lo "Fuck You" Movie Mash-Ups Race (39 comments)

I sent this song to my 58 year old conservative mother and even she liked it.

 +21Posted on Aug 24th, 2010 | re: Quicksand: A Brief Herstory (38 comments)

So the popularity of quicksand is sinking, you say?

 +7Posted on Aug 24th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Real Life SPOILER ALERT (138 comments)

This is not a subway station.

 -2Posted on Aug 24th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Real Life SPOILER ALERT (138 comments)

*SPOILER ALERT*
This is a subway station.

I’ve been in 20 minute traffic jams and wanted to abandon my car.

 +3Posted on Aug 20th, 2010 | re: That's Your Song: "We've Got To Stop The Mosque At Ground Zero" (192 comments)

“We’ve got freedom of religion, I understand”
NO YOU DON’T. YOU OBVIOUSLY DON’T.

p.s. hears you hears you hears you hears you hears you hears you hears you hears you hears you

you’ve got to admit, that shit is baller.

(because balls)

 +3Posted on Aug 16th, 2010 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Leroy Fucking Jenkins (56 comments)

I don’t think that the issue with your post is that depressing things can’t be funny. It’s more that you made this sudden tonal shift that seemed to be intentionally sobering rather than humorous and I don’t think anyone is in the mood for that. It would probably be best to let it go.

 0Posted on Aug 12th, 2010 | re: Top Chef S07E08: Oh My God, They Killed Kenny (FUNNY TITLE!) (61 comments)

Also, recommended reading: artinfo.com write up. the artfagcity.com one is sure to be good too when it goes up. These are funny and condescending blogs about art (at least as far as this show is concerned).

 +5Posted on Aug 12th, 2010 | re: Top Chef S07E08: Oh My God, They Killed Kenny (FUNNY TITLE!) (61 comments)

worth noting: Simon de Pury is a Prince fan?

 0Posted on Aug 3rd, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 28: #RachelZoeMovieQuotes (279 comments)

I don’t understand the downvote. I thought it was funny.

 +4Posted on Aug 3rd, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 28: #RachelZoeMovieQuotes (279 comments)

“A young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi knights. He betrayed and literally murdered your father.”

WHAT NOW.

 +1Posted on Aug 2nd, 2010 | re: This Is Your Music Video: Violent JJ's "Bad Bad Man" (62 comments)

His dad made him record this song after coming home to find the walls covered with crayon drawings. A bad bad man indeed.

 +4Posted on Jul 29th, 2010 | re: End Times Anthem, Indeed (112 comments)

I couldn’t take it seriously for other reasons.

 +3Posted on Jul 29th, 2010 | re: Top Chef S07E06: Ethics Or Something (76 comments)

It was Socrates’ cave. There’s a reason that Plato’s cave is so much better known.

 +30Posted on Jul 29th, 2010 | re: End Times Anthem, Indeed (112 comments)

Once you’ve tasted fried whore you just can’t go back to regular whores.
Because you’re in jail.

 +5Posted on Jul 29th, 2010 | re: Top Chef S07E06: Ethics Or Something (76 comments)

I think the problem with Work of Art, I’ve come to realize, is everything. There aren’t any good artists on the show. Not really. The standard of criticism from the judges is also really low, and very narrow. They use “literal” like it’s a bad word. sometimes literalness can be powerful! For example, in a revealing autobiographical context, it can make it feel all the more intense because the artist is exposing himself in an honest way without hiding behind abstraction. The real problem with Mark’s piece wasn’t that it was too literal, it’s that it was fucking clichéd. It is absolutely impossible to interpret “heaven” literally. That is absurd.

 +8Posted on Jul 28th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Elisabeth Hasselbeck Is An Idiot (79 comments)

Elisabeth Hasselbeck is 11 years old.

The good news is that Snookie gave the DOW a much needed bump.