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 +2Posted on Jul 12th, 2011 | re: Raccoon With A Chef Boyardee Can Stuck On Its Head (37 comments)

Unfortunately (and somewhat shamefully) it is an empty bag of beef jerky. I’d imagine it may meet your savory requirement but not your let us all be birds now requirement. Either way, car snacks! right?

 +8Posted on Jul 12th, 2011 | re: Raccoon With A Chef Boyardee Can Stuck On Its Head (37 comments)

It was pasta sauce. I was taken aback at first as well.

 +4Posted on Jul 12th, 2011 | re: Raccoon With A Chef Boyardee Can Stuck On Its Head (37 comments)

When i used to work in an office that joke was my hell. Name solidarity.

 +6Posted on Jul 12th, 2011 | re: Raccoon With A Chef Boyardee Can Stuck On Its Head (37 comments)

He took care of most of it. But his face was rather saucy.

 +19Posted on Dec 15th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 41: Birdie Movie Quotes (176 comments)

We have got to get these motherfucking squirrels off this motherfucking everywhere!

 +20Posted on Jun 4th, 2010 | re: The Daily Show's Newest Correspondent: Olivia Munn (54 comments)

unrelatedgum report:

I found this in the comment section of a CNN article on iPhones vs Android. I just had to share it:

“i’m a get start since 1992 year. fix personal with server type computer.

my daddy has 1992 year teach me how to better fix personal with server type computer.

but the that is not important.

how to make a more opportunity has a important.

if steven jobs has get a more opportunity he sould be change one nano meter with six yotta byte cache memory with combined ssd for the creative new architecture.

robert noyce has wanna be creative new architecture.

rober noyce has disappointed sandy bridge micro architecture”

Is this some sort of new CNN super troll?

 +7Posted on May 25th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't You Caption It? Contest: 'Gum Bowl Edition (111 comments)

wii bowling leagues in nursing homes have become necessary to wear out old folks and in turn curb the rampant outbreaks of STDs

 +9Posted on May 10th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Andy Rooney Is So Old (66 comments)

In their face of in his own face?

 +21Posted on May 4th, 2010 | re: The Birdie Report: Hi, Birdie! (190 comments)

This is Hops!

 +14Posted on May 3rd, 2010 | re: You Be The Blog: The Real Housewives Of New Jersey Season 2 Recaps? (93 comments)

 +5Posted on May 3rd, 2010 | re: You Be The Blog: The Real Housewives Of New Jersey Season 2 Recaps? (93 comments)

 +5Posted on May 3rd, 2010 | re: You Be The Blog: The Real Housewives Of New Jersey Season 2 Recaps? (93 comments)

This picture was taken minutes after the ending of the last season of Real Housewives NJ:

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You are a parent now Gabe. Think of the children and their fragile doggie minds.

skeletor?

 +20Posted on Apr 15th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game: 21: #grossmoviequoteomissions (391 comments)

“The strawberries taste like ______. The snozberries taste like ________!!”

lady waits patiently for hug. james cameron receives 1.5 billion hugs. lady does not receive hug

background music definitely ripped straight from Uniracers. SNES? Anybody!? no oddjob.

Great Ebayer A+++++++++ would buy from again

 +5Posted on Mar 30th, 2010 | re: Teen Korner: Justin Bieber's "Never Let You Go" Music VideOMG!!!!! (68 comments)

Those slip ons she is wearing look suspiciously like water shoes. Walking through Olmec’s temple. Best first date ever!!

 0Posted on Mar 26th, 2010 | re: Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2: Marmaduke (54 comments)
 +39Posted on Mar 26th, 2010 | re: Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2: Marmaduke (54 comments)

Good for Bill Macy. I’m sure his Marmaduke Boat House will go nicely with his Wild Hogs pool.

 +1Posted on Mar 26th, 2010 | re: Birdemic Premieres In New York City Tomorrow Night, Hosted By Videogum (71 comments)

I saw a giant Redtail Hawk overhead. It dropped something and flew off. The something hit a small tree next to where I was walking and then rolled in front of me. What is that something you ask? The back half of a squirrel from stomach to tail. Completely ruined my utopian idea that squirrels never die and are always happy.

 +1Posted on Mar 24th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game: 19: #calmmovielines (419 comments)

Bowman. Steven Bowman.

 0Posted on Mar 24th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game: 19: #calmmovielines (419 comments)

I’m on the bow of this boat with my arms out.

“Mike Tyson sold his teeth and replaced them with McDonald’s french fries, the pigeon is loving it”