I vote to hold the next big Monster meetup in Dallas!
Has anyone said Jawbreaker yet? Because Jawbreaker.
You’re referring to this one:
And it’s my favorite too!
He can start a museum and he can definitely call it Madame Toothsauds.
But how else is he going to finally race Grease Lightning? Also, TAXI. They might need to build a highway to HEAVEN, right?
I want the video camera that makes everything sound like a butt dial and everything look like an acid trip.
“She’s wearing a hot with a dollar sign on it. Let’s hear her out. “-Someone, somewhere…maybe, but probably not.
This is my favorite online Buffy video. It recaps everything in 3:20.
And I do realize this is a link to myspace, but just TRUST ME!
You think that’s ruthless? You do not want to be a slug when this little girl has a shaker of salt.
L.A.’s hottest neighborhood is old Malibu Trailer Park!
My pussy does not accept personal checks or Discover. Processing of pussy payments may take up to three business days. -My vagina (apparently)
Have yall heard Run For Your Life off Rubber Souls. It’s so dark and they play it off like a pop song. It basically glorifies violence against women, but you can dance to it!
My favorite is probably Here Comes The Sun.
I’ll have to try it. I’m very stuck in my Pumpkin Spice Latte ways though.
The Egg Nog House Rules (In your face cider!)
I thought he practiced on his pillow?
I would make a reaction video, but I have a cold and I had an allergic reaction to NyQuil last night that made my lips blow up like Lisa Rinna fresh out of the botox store. So it would just start a cycle of reaction videos to my allergic reaction reaction video (or something like that) I think the Benadryl is making me loopy.
Celebrities prefer to call it “walking-induced exhaustion.” Thankyouverymuch.
We would have to use a disclaimer.
I’m Single and want to be your girlfriend*
*but not in the snarky crazy person way which we always use that term. I pretty much just want to make you chicken soup when your sick. (Girlfriends do that right? I’m a little rusty.)
I miss you guys…I only have one other girl to talk to at work and this is an actual thing that happened.
She just got an iphone and tortures me by putting evanescence as her sole musical choice on Pandora while I’m being bombarded with emails from my mom saying thing like “Chuck and I had such a great time in Cape Cod, we’re going to need a vacation from our vacation!”
“I’m lucky to have a job. I’m lucky to have a job. I’m lucky to have a job.”- me, while I’m at work.
Jay-Z had to use his own body heat to keep Gwyneth alive after her Ugg boots and long sleeve sweater were useless protection against the chill of the August beach weather.
Leslie is pissed Steve!