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 +14Posted on Jun 2nd, 2011 | re: When Are You Going To Teach Me How To Drift (28 comments)

Here’s how I drift:
-Get trapped on a desert island.
-Make friends with a volleyball to prevent me from going insane.
-Build raft.
-Sit on raft in ocean.

 +2Posted on Jun 1st, 2011 | re: Stupid Graffiti Marriage Proposal Isn't That Bad (46 comments)

I don’t think artisans make a significant portion of their livings off of people proposing. But you’ve got a point. I was just mad because throughout the whole video I was wondering which painters was proposing. Turns out it was a random dude who was not in the video until the proposal occurred. It seems like a really hands off way to make such a grandiose gesture.

 +9Posted on Jun 1st, 2011 | re: Stupid Graffiti Marriage Proposal Isn't That Bad (46 comments)

My biggest complaint is that he outsourced the whole painting process. Do it your self if this girl means that much to you. And if you can’t graffiti, then don’t prose via mural.

Here’s how I imagine their conversation:
“OMG! Like, did you do this yourself? You’re such a badass!”
“Erm.. naw babe, I just paid some dudes $500 to do it… ’cause I LOVE you.”

 +2Posted on May 31st, 2011 | re: The Videogum Why Don’t YOU Caption It? Contest: New Turtle (49 comments)

I think it’s an inspiration. Proof that there is in fact no “skinny” jean.

 +18Posted on May 31st, 2011 | re: United Stereotypes Of America (83 comments)

Texas: Our most famous phrase, “Don’t mess with Texas,” came from a recycling campaign; nobody here recycles.

 +2Posted on Apr 11th, 2011 | re: A Review Of Gwyneth Paltrow's Cookbook (70 comments)

YOU WERE COOKING!!?!?!?… Where do you get the gall to attempt something so monumentally idiotic? I shall have you drawn and quartered! I can do that! I believe the law is on my side!

 +4Posted on Feb 18th, 2011 | re: Meet Today’s Guest Blogger: werttrew (54 comments)

I read this comment while the video was still playing and by some miracle the dogs’ movement was in sync with the music. My day is now running at perfect 10s.

 +12Posted on Feb 15th, 2011 | re: Belinda Heggen (39 comments)

To be fair to Fabio, I used to live in LA and within a 5 mile radius of my house there were only like 10 burger joints ranging in quality from decent to stellar. That’s like trying to finding Italian food in South Korea or something.

She’s Greek so her name isn’t the only thing that’s been drastically changed. I’m thinking naturally her hair looks like Zach’s beard.

 +6Posted on Jan 18th, 2011 | re: Birdie Briefly Ponders The Meaning Of It All, Then Stops (67 comments)

Chew. Chew. Chew Chew. Chew. Chew. Chew. Chew. Chew.

Sweet hours have perished here,
This is a timid room –
Within it’s precints hopes have played
Now fallow in the tomb.

Chew. Chew. Chew Chew. Chew. Chew. Chew. Chew. Chew.

 +10Posted on Jan 11th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Pandora Hills, 90210 (82 comments)

Is it weird that this photo makes me want to see a Community do a Avatar themed episode. I don’t know how it would work, but I would love to see them pull it off

 +3Posted on Oct 15th, 2010 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Christine O'Donnell Is Stupid (51 comments)

am I the only one who heard “dick head” the first time she said it?

 0Posted on Oct 15th, 2010 | re: Glee S02E04: For Our Duet We’re Gonna Do It (77 comments)

I was into it until the vocals came in, then my ears exploded and I had to stop myself from throwing my computer out the window.

 +5Posted on Sep 22nd, 2010 | re: Super Nintendo Chalmers Open Thread (642 comments)

Burns, “Use an open-faced club. A sand wedge.”
Homer, “mmmm, open faced club sand-wedge.”

 +7Posted on Sep 21st, 2010 | re: That's Your Newspaper: The Lake Crystal Tribune (64 comments)

“Lake Wobegon: Where the women are strong, the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average… oh yeah and where everyone is a little bit racist.” – Garrison Keillor

 +6Posted on Sep 17th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (93 comments)

I was robbed

 +1Posted on Sep 17th, 2010 | re: Eventually The World Will Be Covered In Ash And Silence (77 comments)

I believe I’ve had that one on lock all week.

 +8Posted on Sep 15th, 2010 | re: Today We Give Thanks For The Jobs That We Have! (78 comments)

We should have an unemployed monsters meet-up at the food bank.

 -1Posted on Sep 15th, 2010 | re: Will.i.am On Sesame Street Straight Ruining Children (43 comments)

The supreme court has roundly rejected prior Will.i.am restraint.

KEVIN!

 +5Posted on Sep 14th, 2010 | re: One Lord Of The Rings Trilogy Blu Ray DVD Giveaway To Rule Them Ugh (221 comments)

“You have my flaming Qur’an”- Religious zealot
“Dude, you have no Qur’an”- Frodo

 +5Posted on Sep 14th, 2010 | re: Little Girl Sings The "Bed Intruder" Song (51 comments)

And then bad parents videotape their kids playing with the corpses an post them on youtube. The video then gets thousands of hits because the kid is so cute and nobody cares that rotting corpses are bad for kids.

 +2Posted on Sep 14th, 2010 | re: Ginger Kid Dresses Like The Mad Hatter And Plans A Rap Video (69 comments)

He seems to be dating an octopus.