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I have done been schooled about my home commonwwealth’s 100% monolithic culture and population. State. I mean my home state’s 100% monolithic culture and population.
As someone originally from “a small Virginia town” I am pre-offended by this project.
Also, there are lovely, reasonable people here in Alabama. Truly. I just want to state that for the record.
Otherwise, WTF Alabama? Winning pretty much ALL the races to the bottom isn’t actually winning anything.
*resumes weeping*
I am so proud.
*weeps*
BUBBA HO-TEP IS THE GREATEST.
FYI.
YES. And you know what? She was pretty much the most normal our own personal trainer in the world.
I once saw Denise Austin in a jewelry store in Old Town Alexandria, VA and I asked her to sign my Idaho potato and sports bra, which I just happened to have with me at all times in case I ever saw Denise Austin in a jewelry store in Old Town Alexandria, VA.
Parts of this story are true.
I think the real star of this is the modern day Fred Astaire in the turquoise shirt at about 2:40. Those few sublime seconds of the smoothest moves ever have changed my life.
















Oh I will TOTALLY watch this too.