Being that (as much as you love it and are totally free to do so and still be an intelligent and critical person) this is a television show on a major network, which at this point in time is just a thing that exists because people won’t watch 50 ads in a row. Anyone who loves Dan Harmon should be happy that he is going to have to try something else. There are no auteurs in prime time, they are creative the way Don Draper is. Maybe he is a genius, hopefully he’ll now go somewhere that he can really show it (clearly NBC is the wrong place for him). And if you think “different” Community is worse than no Community at all, ask the person who is forcing you to watch a show that you don’t like to either untie you or change the channel.

oh fuuuuuck. I can’t believe I wrote that. I’m leaving it there as a reminder to myself that I’m the worst sometimes.

This photo has made me question my homosexuality.

what’s that movie where andy serkis, some tennis balls and a computer steel a job from a little person?

and don’t forget, all of the horses are played by andy serkis

Eastern “Promises”.

Viggo Mortensen – Narc School’s hot new kid.

We are witness to a very rare (but nonchalant) condition called pistlin’.

Once someone else has liked Coldplay, no one else can, obviously. Nice try being Colplay’s number 2 fan, Kelly. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE! I checked Billboard, and Coldplay has only sold one record (the other ones don’t count, they’re just rehashed versions of the original record sale). Also, as I have also discovered, once you show everyone your penis unexpectedly, you will always be mentioned, forever.

With apologies to women, Mexicans, the 99 percent, a large chunk of the other 1 percent, democrats, lots of republicans, intellectuals, reasonable people, parents, respectable pizza barons, Obama, the other candidates, and the rest of the world, can we just let this guy be President to see what would happen? It would be like four years of gym class with a substitute teacher. Maybe it would be awesome and hilarious. My opinion is probably colored by the fact that I’m not American, but I hang out there a lot. Anyways, think about voting for him, you guys! How bad could it go? If it goes really bad, maybe Canada will give you refugee status. It’s worth a shot.

Arli$$