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 +1Posted on Aug 4th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Le Divorce (145 comments)

DON’T SPOIL IT!

 +2Posted on Aug 4th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Le Divorce (145 comments)

i like how you made constantinople sound like such a bitch! im sorry that was mean and uncalled for, i just could not resist. in all seriousness i dont think that you should do the extensive use of caps thing in the letter, because it doesnt fit the constantinople character, but definitely keep it for the narration, because i enjoyed that you keep true to your writing style.

 +3Posted on Jul 13th, 2009 | re: This Is Your Music Video: Confide's "Such Great Heights" (140 comments)

what a dick! jacked my line and everything

 -2Posted on Jun 29th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Crank (188 comments)

Add Waterworld to the next round, its your winner for sure.

 -9Posted on Jun 15th, 2009 | re: Uh Oh, Somebody's Gay Dad Broke Into The High School A/V Room (96 comments)

but but but

i agree…????
are you also frightened?
(ac word play intended)

 +79Posted on Jun 11th, 2009 | re: What Is Your Gwyneth Paltrow Name? (95 comments)

Constantinople

 -2Posted on Jun 11th, 2009 | re: Nice Try, Nerds (39 comments)

haha comment win

 -2Posted on Jun 11th, 2009 | re: Cheap Trick, Adults, Presumably, Singing The Transformers Theme Song (68 comments)

closer than the there might be giants idea.

 -5Posted on Jun 10th, 2009 | re: Cheap Trick, Adults, Presumably, Singing The Transformers Theme Song (68 comments)

also i dont know if you can credit them for that joke, since that song of theirs is a cover….

 -7Posted on Jun 10th, 2009 | re: Cheap Trick, Adults, Presumably, Singing The Transformers Theme Song (68 comments)

if the “they might be giants” joke was actually the joke, then i would have already lied somewhere in this post….

 -8Posted on Jun 10th, 2009 | re: Cheap Trick, Adults, Presumably, Singing The Transformers Theme Song (68 comments)

if you actually had an account, you might have been entitled to get your comment flipped

 -7Posted on Jun 10th, 2009 | re: Cheap Trick, Adults, Presumably, Singing The Transformers Theme Song (68 comments)

i fully understand, bizzaro equals bad in literature, i know how things work

 -9Posted on Jun 10th, 2009 | re: Cheap Trick, Adults, Presumably, Singing The Transformers Theme Song (68 comments)

also 19 for a couple months, weird, very unentilted though, just an asshole. maybe i really am bizarro constantinople. IDENTITY CRISIS!?!?!?!!

 +4Posted on Jun 10th, 2009 | re: Cheap Trick, Adults, Presumably, Singing The Transformers Theme Song (68 comments)

i had nothing to do with i pee urine, everybody has a fan i guess..??

 -3Posted on Jun 10th, 2009 | re: Cheap Trick, Adults, Presumably, Singing The Transformers Theme Song (68 comments)

and let the cat outta the bag just like that, noo waaay. maybe if this was box cat, and it was into the box it would be more simple, but not regular cat out of bag

 -7Posted on Jun 10th, 2009 | re: Cheap Trick, Adults, Presumably, Singing The Transformers Theme Song (68 comments)

thats not the joke, drink coke play again

 -9Posted on Jun 10th, 2009 | re: Cheap Trick, Adults, Presumably, Singing The Transformers Theme Song (68 comments)

around 500bc there was a man by the name of confucius, who among lots of wisdom taught one truth about how people get what’s coming to them, constantinople, has never heard of this man, nor his teachings.

 -9Posted on Jun 10th, 2009 | re: Cheap Trick, Adults, Presumably, Singing The Transformers Theme Song (68 comments)

for the record im a big fan of american patriots work.

 -16Posted on Jun 10th, 2009 | re: Cheap Trick, Adults, Presumably, Singing The Transformers Theme Song (68 comments)

damn, not even gabe gets the joke, i guess i fail…

 -2Posted on Jun 10th, 2009 | re: Cheap Trick, Adults, Presumably, Singing The Transformers Theme Song (68 comments)

¿sdooq d??q d??q ??? ll? ???? s,????

 -9Posted on Jun 10th, 2009 | re: Hugh Grant Randomly Kicking A Dude In The Crotch Is Always Funny (30 comments)

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 -9Posted on Jun 10th, 2009 | re: Hugh Grant Randomly Kicking A Dude In The Crotch Is Always Funny (30 comments)

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 -5Posted on Jun 10th, 2009 | re: The Raffi/Lil' Jon Mashup Raises Suspicious Questions (22 comments)

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??ldo?d ?o? s,?? ;u??pl??? ?o? ?ou s,?????

 -3Posted on Jun 10th, 2009 | re: Michael Bay Is A Total M&M Head (38 comments)

¡??uo?? ?u??q ?sn? s?? ?? ?ll??s ?????d ?ll?n??? ??? s?&? s?? os ‘?s??? s,?? ??u?pp?? ?sn?

 +8Posted on Jun 9th, 2009 | re: The Most Okay Five Word Speeches From Last Night's Webby Awards (24 comments)

??ou ?????q op u?? no? ?nq
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¿x?s ?u???n? ??,no? ?sn???q op u?? no? ?s?q ??? s,???? ?sn???q s??s ?? ?u???????? ?u????d?? ????s no? u??? os ‘??? uo?????ld??ln? ?ou? ?,uop no? pu? ??? ??? no? ?sn???q p?dn?s pu? ??? no? ?u?ll?? s????s ????o?q ??plo ?no? pu? ?p??? ?s??? u? ??,no? u??? ?ou? no?