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i dont know, maybe im wrong, but pegging this as “dumb” because it is “white” seems a bit harsh. Or I guess not. I dont know. I’ll have to see it, the trailer has me interested. but confused.
ME AND MAHWKY MAHK ARE GONNA BE SEEIN THIS HEAH FILM, EVEN THOUGH IT DOES NAWT CONTAIN ANY REFRENCES TO BAWSTON OR THE SAWX. GO SAWX.
i get kinda depressed when all the comments on a certain thread on videogum are so “tear downy” or “in-jokey”, but its comments like this that keep me coming back. no other place on the internet has people like werttrew.
you did alright buddy, im sure of it.
i dont know, it seems like that this is just poorly produced. im not saying its worth a shit by any means, im just saying if it was Taio Cruz and Ludacris on a shiny new Swizz Beats track singing the exact same words, it would be a hit. I guess that reveals quite a negative view of popular song, doesnt it?
re: this video
oh man, so many things about this made me laugh
god dammit that one girl has the most BOOOOOOOORRRRING voice and cannot read off of cue cards. how hard is it to read off of cue cards?
I wish to humbly nominate “Vampire’s Kiss”, written by Joseph Minion and starring the one, the only, the Nicholas Cage.
The reason for my nomination is not to simply have Gabe review this film, but to bring about reactions from the Videogum community, as this film (in my humble view) is genius, yet often panned as being “bullshit” by critics.
It’s hilarious because you know it will not, it cannot work. The storyline is preposterous, the characters are poorly drawn, and Nick Cage is a goddamn lunatic. But somehow, by the end credits, you are on the edge of your seat, sweating, scared out of your motherfucking mind because HOLY SHIT THIS IS CRAZY THERE ARE BATS AND VAMPIRES AND WHAT IS REALITY AND WHAT IS NOT GOD ALMIGHTY.
Please, I implore you all, if you have not watched this film, do so. Decide: Shit? or Brilliant?
(all credit to wertrew for format, i basically stole it)
God. Damn. IT. I didn’t check the file type, like a bitch, and now look what happens!
DAMMIT FISCHER WE PAY YOU TO BE INVISIBLE
HEY YOU OVER THERE YOUR STUFF THAT YOU LIKE SUCKS
HEY! NO! NOT TRUE! YOUR STUFF THAT YOU LIKE SUCKS!
HA! Memory IS Ram!!!!!
Toy story was ok
HAHA STAR WARS AND STUFF
wait, is charlie sheen there?
wait, will the world be around in 2020?
BLOODY HELL LORRY POP A BOB FISH AND CHIPS INNIT