i dont know, maybe im wrong, but pegging this as “dumb” because it is “white” seems a bit harsh. Or I guess not. I dont know. I’ll have to see it, the trailer has me interested. but confused.

ME AND MAHWKY MAHK ARE GONNA BE SEEIN THIS HEAH FILM, EVEN THOUGH IT DOES NAWT CONTAIN ANY REFRENCES TO BAWSTON OR THE SAWX. GO SAWX.

guyyyyyyyyysss…is anybody else watching Beverly Hills Fabulous? Cos I am.

i dont know, it seems like that this is just poorly produced. im not saying its worth a shit by any means, im just saying if it was Taio Cruz and Ludacris on a shiny new Swizz Beats track singing the exact same words, it would be a hit. I guess that reveals quite a negative view of popular song, doesnt it?

re: this video

Haha, nope

oh man, so many things about this made me laugh

What Gabe imagines he is doing standing up to Good Morning America :

I wish to humbly nominate “Vampire’s Kiss”, written by Joseph Minion and starring the one, the only, the Nicholas Cage.

The reason for my nomination is not to simply have Gabe review this film, but to bring about reactions from the Videogum community, as this film (in my humble view) is genius, yet often panned as being “bullshit” by critics.

When you first view “Vampire’s Kiss” this is often your reaction:

It’s hilarious because you know it will not, it cannot work. The storyline is preposterous, the characters are poorly drawn, and Nick Cage is a goddamn lunatic. But somehow, by the end credits, you are on the edge of your seat, sweating, scared out of your motherfucking mind because HOLY SHIT THIS IS CRAZY THERE ARE BATS AND VAMPIRES AND WHAT IS REALITY AND WHAT IS NOT GOD ALMIGHTY.

Please, I implore you all, if you have not watched this film, do so. Decide: Shit? or Brilliant?

(all credit to wertrew for format, i basically stole it)

http://trollcats.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/so_ah_thought_fuck_it_trollcat1.bmp

HA! Memory IS Ram!!!!!

wait, is charlie sheen there?
wait, will the world be around in 2020?