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There was literally nothing wrong with this freestyle.
Like a young Wesley Willis.
I have a feeling those whiteboards are very good representation of what is going on inside her head.
About 2-5 linear ideas surrounded by whitespace.
@davidduchovny “What part of ‘permanently 86d from our set’ do you not understand?” #sexaddict
I nominate the Improv Everywhere troupe to go there in Kelly’s place.
To be raped.
(seriously, if I see another impromptu acapella version of “Take on Me” on a subway I’ll hunt them down myself. And rape them.)
if they really want to walk-the-walk they should trot Ass Dan’s corpse out on stage.
Every year there’s an obvious line between the “bat-shit Crazy” artists and the “Fuck it, if the check clears we’re there” artists.
all four of those guys are on the same team = australian rules
“no, you’re the one who’s ‘loco’ esé!”
As a non-drug-addict I wonder how he can maintain such a nice yard while he stays that fucked up all the time.
I’ll take my answer off the air.
“Sober Valley Lodge: they come for the winning, but stay for the cocaine.”
I assumed S.T.B. was some shorthand I hadn’t heard of yet for whatever is higher than “PhD” in the education scale.
Like “Lady GaGa”?
-child [court ordered]
= 120 years worth of toilet paper!!!!
hahahahaahah !!! FU world! I win!!!
I write Adam Sandler’s screenplays.
I got nothing but time on my hands. [he doesn't expect them to be "polished"]
Kesha and Brokencyde should have their own “in Memorium” video montage. 2010 was their year to shine. Now it is off to managing Jiffy Lubes and 7-Elevens … talking about what could have been.
*cue Green Day’s “Boulevard of Broken Dreams” as montage of above mentioned groups rolls*
accepted spelling of an already-pushing-it stagename.
Her real name is Nigel.
tl;dr ICP supergroup = “Council of Pudgy Clowns”
I don’t want to step on any Psycopathic records toes or anything, but isn’t it obvious that all of the lead singers of the clown makeup groups could easily form a supergroup. Working band name = “Council of Pudgy Clowns”
just when you thought it was safe to get back in the water.
“looks like we’re gonna need a bigger black guy.”
before I heard this I was in the “fuck Mars” camp.
My eyes have been opened.
here’s my question:
Say you like Insane Clown Posse (which I’m guessing from the comments nobody here does).
Where do you go when they get too lame for you?
Who is going to fill that gaping hole in your life?
But what if you want to listen to music about raping and murdering your mom while you are cooling out and smoking enough meth to kill a horse?
You’re fucked now.
Who will speak for the children?
Eddie Murphy had no business leaving the music business.
He only left because his girl likes to party all the time. He couldn’t keep up with her hectic schedule.
Bang.Pow.Skittles.Rape (p.s. Murder)
I’m begining to strongly dislike Ashton Kucher.
I don’t think I’m out of line saying that Sarah Palin would like the world to suck her enormous black c**k.
(Hey, she said it. Just not in so many words.)