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 +3Posted on Jan 24th | re: Froggy Fresh Freestyle #1 (16 comments)

Nailed it.
There was literally nothing wrong with this freestyle.
Like a young Wesley Willis.

 +3Posted on Oct 4th, 2012 | re: It Is Time To Ask The Question: What Is Katherine Chloe Cahoon? (27 comments)

I have a feeling those whiteboards are very good representation of what is going on inside her head.
About 2-5 linear ideas surrounded by whitespace.

@davidduchovny “What part of ‘permanently 86d from our set’ do you not understand?” #sexaddict

 +1Posted on Jun 7th, 2011 | re: The 2011 Gathering Of The Juggalos (72 comments)

I nominate the Improv Everywhere troupe to go there in Kelly’s place.
To be raped.
(seriously, if I see another impromptu acapella version of “Take on Me” on a subway I’ll hunt them down myself. And rape them.)

 0Posted on Jun 7th, 2011 | re: The 2011 Gathering Of The Juggalos (72 comments)

if they really want to walk-the-walk they should trot Ass Dan’s corpse out on stage.
pussies.

 +1Posted on Jun 7th, 2011 | re: The 2011 Gathering Of The Juggalos (72 comments)

MC Hammer?
Every year there’s an obvious line between the “bat-shit Crazy” artists and the “Fuck it, if the check clears we’re there” artists.

 +1Posted on Apr 12th, 2011 | re: Videogum Everywhere Mission: Eileen F For New York Yankees Bat Girl (54 comments)

all four of those guys are on the same team = australian rules

 0Posted on Mar 20th, 2011 | re: Les Star Wars High School (40 comments)

“no, you’re the one who’s ‘loco’ esé!”

 0Posted on Mar 1st, 2011 | re: More Charlie Sheen? Answering READERS' QUESTIONS? Yes, Please! (58 comments)

As a non-drug-addict I wonder how he can maintain such a nice yard while he stays that fucked up all the time.
I’ll take my answer off the air.

 +2Posted on Mar 1st, 2011 | re: Charlie Sheen Does The Morning Shows! Still Completely Bonkers! (92 comments)

“Sober Valley Lodge: they come for the winning, but stay for the cocaine.”

 0Posted on Jan 27th, 2011 | re: Why We Need A Christian Dictator (123 comments)

I assumed S.T.B. was some shorthand I hadn’t heard of yet for whatever is higher than “PhD” in the education scale.

 0Posted on Jan 6th, 2011 | re: This Is A Sad And Confusing World And It Is Ending (66 comments)

Titled nobility?
Like “Lady GaGa”?

 +3Posted on Jan 6th, 2011 | re: This Is A Sad And Confusing World And It Is Ending (66 comments)

-husband
-child [court ordered]
———————————
= 120 years worth of toilet paper!!!!

hahahahaahah !!! FU world! I win!!!

 +3Posted on Dec 22nd, 2010 | re: The Best Viral Videos Of 2010: A Retrospective (126 comments)

I write Adam Sandler’s screenplays.
I got nothing but time on my hands. [he doesn't expect them to be "polished"]

 +2Posted on Dec 22nd, 2010 | re: The Best Viral Videos Of 2010: A Retrospective (126 comments)

Kesha and Brokencyde should have their own “in Memorium” video montage. 2010 was their year to shine. Now it is off to managing Jiffy Lubes and 7-Elevens … talking about what could have been.
*cue Green Day’s “Boulevard of Broken Dreams” as montage of above mentioned groups rolls*

 0Posted on Sep 29th, 2010 | re: Beyonce Crashes A Block Party Like A Boss (54 comments)

accepted spelling of an already-pushing-it stagename.

Her real name is Nigel.

 0Posted on Jul 21st, 2010 | re: The 11th Annual Gathering Of The Juggalos 17 Minute-Long Infomercial (132 comments)

tl;dr ICP supergroup = “Council of Pudgy Clowns”

 0Posted on Jul 21st, 2010 | re: The 11th Annual Gathering Of The Juggalos 17 Minute-Long Infomercial (132 comments)

I don’t want to step on any Psycopathic records toes or anything, but isn’t it obvious that all of the lead singers of the clown makeup groups could easily form a supergroup. Working band name = “Council of Pudgy Clowns”

just when you thought it was safe to get back in the water.
“looks like we’re gonna need a bigger black guy.”

 +5Posted on Apr 8th, 2010 | re: Holy Shit, The Insane Clown Posse "Miracles" Video Is CRAMAZING (201 comments)

before I heard this I was in the “fuck Mars” camp.
My eyes have been opened.

 +4Posted on Apr 8th, 2010 | re: Holy Shit, The Insane Clown Posse "Miracles" Video Is CRAMAZING (201 comments)

here’s my question:
Say you like Insane Clown Posse (which I’m guessing from the comments nobody here does).
Where do you go when they get too lame for you?
Who is going to fill that gaping hole in your life?
Meth?
Sure, maybe.
But what if you want to listen to music about raping and murdering your mom while you are cooling out and smoking enough meth to kill a horse?
You’re fucked now.
Who will speak for the children?

 +5Posted on Apr 8th, 2010 | re: Holy Shit, The Insane Clown Posse "Miracles" Video Is CRAMAZING (201 comments)

Eddie Murphy had no business leaving the music business.
He only left because his girl likes to party all the time. He couldn’t keep up with her hectic schedule.

 +5Posted on Apr 8th, 2010 | re: Holy Shit, The Insane Clown Posse "Miracles" Video Is CRAMAZING (201 comments)

Bang.Pow.Skittles.Rape (p.s. Murder)

 +1Posted on Feb 9th, 2010 | re: Saturday Night Live: Even Ashton Kutcher Cannot Stop This Roll (48 comments)

I’m begining to strongly dislike Ashton Kucher.

 0Posted on Feb 9th, 2010 | re: Quick Reminder: Sarah Palin Is An Asshole (50 comments)

I don’t think I’m out of line saying that Sarah Palin would like the world to suck her enormous black c**k.
(Hey, she said it. Just not in so many words.)