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The summer jam that never was gets its just desserts.
Also, HI FAKE-MARK-RONSON DIPLO. HIIIII!
Julie Klausner, may your reign of recap never end.
I am glad to end this Monday with some positivity. Thanks, Gabe. It is really nice to read an entry in TWMofAT and just see a movie with some flaws, but one that is not dismissible tripe.
I will say that I was hoping for an Anne-Hathaway-punched-in-the-face GIF.
From the end of the article:
“What do you think? Surprised? Titillated? Horrified? Choose your adjectives below!”
If you need me, I’ll be drowning in my barf.
Whoops, I commeneted before the whole video was done (patient!). I almost missed how great his shrinking abilities are. Bye nerd!
I know several nerds (namedropper!), and I know exactly zero of them what would kneel in front of a TJMaxx breakfast nook stool to play their iPhone games.
Every recap I read on this site feels like The Re-education of iamsosorry. Thank you.
I am honored.
And that, children, is how you internet,
I just read a treatment for the remake.
The Lorax is replaced by Greenzo.
I only care because I fear Vulture will have no one to rag on. It’s like when people thought the Daily Show would stop being funny when Bush left office.
I had to make mine.
If you are going to keep making jokes like “I would like to be the Charon to this undead dreamboat,” then please make this a regular feature. Also, CHECK OUT THAT RAD GALLERY FEATURE.
Oh yeah hey. THNX DUDE. THAT’S MY FACE.
I have a feeling that the guests keep forgetting he’s on The Tonight Show and not Late Night. I love it.
My housepainter needs to get off the news and get back to my shutters.
PEDOBEAR. One of the moonwalkers is Pedobear and his address is Lazytown.
Just enter 9296 in the “search for” box. Wow. Of all the random numbers to appear when I visited.
My real issue with the man’s oeuvre is that he could be making today’s Blacula, but no. Tyler Perry will continue making these gospel-tinged schlockfests. While we’re at it, Mary J. could be making today’s Blacula.
Gabe, you love Mary J. Blige!
Why is this not the highest-rated comment of the week?
It must be hard to yell like that and still keep the crocodile tears flowing.
I liked the part when Glenn Beck’s sycophant impersonated the caller to make her sound a haggard she-devil.
But you know, it’s nice that there are talk radio personalities to keep us safe from the sophistry of the liberal media.
linked to this post and called this blog “Stereogum.”
Also, Vulture commenters hate us ‘Gummers. And I quote,
“I don’t know what’s annoying about her, but I’ll tell you what’s REALLY annoying is those damn Stereogum comments and the stupid pictures and sh*t that they slap all over that comment board. THANK GOD you don’t let us do that here. Thank. God.”
That liquid gushing turtle was gross. I sure am glad I was banned from watching TMNT as a child. The parents didn’t wanting me saying “Cowabunga,” on account of “bung.”
Also her dad should stop TALKING ON THE PHONE ON THE TOILET.
In a related story, who keeps posting videos on LiveLeak?