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 0Posted on May 21st | re: Then + Now '90s Teen Heartthrobs (37 comments)

Try as I might, I’ve never been able to find a NOW shot of my first and truest love: Rachel from the Animorphs.

I agree that science is enjoying a nice little run right now thanks, largely, weirdly, to Tumblr, but I don’t think that’s dumb or bad! I don’t know *anything* about science, so I don’t know which scientists should be popular and which shouldn’t, but I know that people like me are so brain dead about plain, simple, honest truths about the universe we live in that it’s time for desperate measures. If an inactive scientist and the creator of Family Guy is what it takes to get this country talking about anything besides HIMYM‘s big reveal, then that’s what it takes!

TL:DR We are definitely at the point of needing a Hail Mary when it comes to actual science (climate change deniers, being the easiest example) and that might be what this is, but then so much the better that it’s actually happening.

“Videogum talking about science? This is more random than the time Seth MacFarlane rebooted ‘Cosmo’ with Neil DeGrasse Tyson!”

 0Posted on May 7th | re: Talk To Us About The Icebreaker Boat, Cassandra Brooks! (14 comments)

Icy what you did there.

 0Posted on May 1st | re: It Is Time For Chris Hansen To Arrest The Whole Internet (27 comments)

Sorry to burst your bubble, Gabe, but this is just a song about dressing up nice.

 0Posted on Apr 24th | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (98 comments)

A big chunk of my job today involved trying to find an Odd Future song that’s SFW so you can imagine how accomplished I’m feeling.

 0Posted on Apr 24th | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (8 comments)

I live in Orlando, scant minutes from our own Wizarding World of Harry Potter, and I can confirm that no matter how adverse I am to theme parks, Harry Potter’s is genuinely delightful.

 0Posted on Apr 23rd | re: What Is Ian Somerhalder Talking About? (37 comments)

This guy has clearly never seen the twitter feed of the establishment that’s interviewing him.

 0Posted on Apr 16th | re: There Are Worse People Than Gwyneth Paltrow Though (65 comments)

“And though she may be one of the more surprising names on the list, it’s likely the gorgeous and perfectly fit 40-year-old mother has earned her fair share of haters.”

What’s the opposite of a Pulitzer?

May the swag be ever in your favor.

 0Posted on Apr 4th | re: (36 comments)

Aw hell.

 0Posted on Apr 4th | re: Froggy Fresh - "ER" (A Sequel To Froggy Fresh - "Mike's Mom") (18 comments)

I can’t figure out where my ironic enjoyment of this ends and my earnest enjoyment begins.

 0Posted on Apr 3rd | re: Feeling A Little Off? (22 comments)

I actually had a great trampoline accident yesterday in which I was trying to dunk a basketball off of a trampoline like any adult would and, long story short, I can’t even sit down today. There’s nothing funny here, but this seems like pretty good Editor’s Pick of the Week fodder to me. (Press ‘thumbs up’ if you agree!)

 0Posted on Apr 2nd | re: Well, Chris Brown Is Talking Again (29 comments)

And where Kelly just doesn’t get what the big deal with St. Vincent is.

 0Posted on Apr 2nd | re: Well, Chris Brown Is Talking Again (29 comments)

A less comforting thought: there is a universe out there in which Gabe uses Videogum to heap unending amounts of praise, tearful forgiveness and gracious understanding on Chris Brown.

 +18Posted on Mar 19th | re: Your Dream Celebrity Wedding Officiant (39 comments)

AmPat, because whenever anyone starts to doze off, he could be sure to WAKE them back UP and PAY ATTENTION to the most important day of my LIFE.

Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters 2: Witch, Don’t Kill My Vibe

 +22Posted on Mar 15th | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (27 comments)

This week marks two years since this jam dropped, gang. Two years of ever-increasing relevance.

 +30Posted on Mar 13th | re: New Pope Open Thread (76 comments)

“Let’s not be naive, we’re not talking about a simple political battle; it is a destructive pretension against the plan of God. We are not talking about a mere bill, but rather a machination of the Father of Lies that seeks to confuse and deceive the children of God.”

That’s the new pope talking about molesting children, haha, jk, he said that about same sex marriage.

According to recent press, Tom Hardy said, “I love my new puppy. Can’t wait to take him home and snuggle the little guy!”

But in early reports, fans complained that all they heard was muffled, throaty gargling.

 +11Posted on Mar 6th | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (90 comments)

I too consider myself a friend that nobody knows they have.

 +10Posted on Mar 6th | re: How Was Everyone's Day Today? (90 comments)

I’m kind of over my job and I’m weighing the pros and cons of just doing what I’ve always wanted to do and been slowly working towards over the past few years: quitting and become a full-time freelance! Big decision, for sure, but it’s kept me occupied for the past couple weeks. If any of you guys have any wisdom to share, come at me, because I’m on the hunt for good advice! And if you know my boss, please don’t tell him I’m thinking about quitting.

 +10Posted on Mar 6th | re: Here AREN'T Some Afternoon Links LOL (22 comments)

I can’t remember where I saw it, but earlier today I happened across a link to a New York Times article about how, for better or worse, Hugo Chavez changed how Venezuela sees itself. If you find it, you should read it.

I won’t say “hero,” because what’s a hero? But sometimes there’s a baby. Sometimes, there’s a baby.

 +14Posted on Mar 4th | re: Everyone Listen To Bradley Cooper, Plz (26 comments)

I know I am going to die, but I still want to win an Oscar.