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 0Posted on Jun 25th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (95 comments)

Enough!

 +17Posted on Jun 7th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Sad Keanu Reeves (197 comments)

Ha ha ha! Rich people deserve only scorn.

 +9Posted on May 12th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E16: This Show Is One Big Yin Yang Tattoo On The Bicep Of A Jerk (238 comments)

1) People seem comically aggravated that the penultimate non-finale episode didn’t answer all the questions. There’s a 2 1/2 hour finale coming. Simmer down.
2) People are shocked – SHOCKED – that the origin story of a magical island seems far-fetched.
3) 80% of the big questions can be answered in 5 minutes of exposition where Ghost of Jacob tells the Candidate what’s what. The rest of the time will be wrapping up the character arcs.

 +4Posted on Apr 27th, 2010 | re: South Park "Scandal" Open Thread (207 comments)

You’re right. You are a child.

 +7Posted on Apr 23rd, 2010 | re: Restore Stephen Baldwin Is REAL! (122 comments)

Why is “Daddy” tattoo in quotes? Is he not actually his kids’ Dad? Is it an homage to some older man who wasn’t his father? I need to know…

 +5Posted on Apr 15th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game: 21: #grossmoviequoteomissions (391 comments)

Check out the big _____ on Brett!

 +15Posted on Apr 14th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E13: Welcome To Mr. Cluck's, Would You Like FUUUU With That? (119 comments)

You and I both know perfectly well that the Confederacy had nothing to do with slavery. The two are tangentially related at best. Nothing to see here, please carry on.

 +16Posted on Apr 14th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E13: Welcome To Mr. Cluck's, Would You Like FUUUU With That? (119 comments)

Aaand boom goes the dynamite.

 0Posted on Apr 9th, 2010 | re: Lost S06E12: Desmond Is My Constant (160 comments)

This pic made me nervous for a moment, because I thought it was a goatse chop.

 +5Posted on Mar 12th, 2010 | re: Play This Day Off Bizarro Keyboard Cat (37 comments)

How long until Katherine Heigl stars in the remake of Troop Beverly Hills?

 +19Posted on Feb 18th, 2010 | re: Avril Lavigne In Garbageland (50 comments)

I always thought that “Girlfriend” was a great pop song. I just thought it was called “Mickey”, and performed by Toni Basil.

 +3Posted on Feb 9th, 2010 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Joe Rogan (41 comments)

So… what’s the problem here? Some dude is going out of his way to see him naked. That’s pretty creepy. How is this homophobic? How is this kid “terrorized?” Dial down the rhetoric, NameCallingGUM.

 +9Posted on Jan 7th, 2010 | re: An Interview With Self-Potato! (40 comments)

In Australia, aboriginals have been lynched for stealing potatoes. This picture is racist.

 +1Posted on Jan 7th, 2010 | re: KFC Has A Proud History All Right, Of Racist Advertising! (121 comments)

Alcoholism = Child Abuse = Liking Fried Chicken. A winner is you!

 0Posted on Oct 22nd, 2009 | re: Glenn Beck Cries Because We Don't Live In A Coke Commercial Anymore (67 comments)

The part where you went wrong was when you suggested that Glenn Beck actually believes the words that are coming out of his own mouth, as opposed to him being a drive-time FM DJ who says whatever will keep the cheques coming.

 0Posted on Oct 7th, 2009 | re: Good News! We Don't Have To See 2012! (77 comments)

Technically, Jake Gylenhall outrunning cold air isn’t the craziest thing ever. Heat transfer through air is predominantly via convection, so closing the door would really slow it down considerably. Of course, that’s hardly the biggest hole in the movie. Also.

 0Posted on Sep 24th, 2009 | re: Cougar Town: Forget it, Jake. It's Cougar Town. (31 comments)

Man, older women are the best! God bless cougars, for real.

 +3Posted on Sep 18th, 2009 | re: Paranormal Activity Scares The Dummies, Apparently (50 comments)

I put horror movies in the same category as “suicide” chicken wings. I used to suffer through them to prove how tough I was, but then I realised I was being a moron. Eating shouldn’t hurt, and horror movies are typically stupid. If a horror movie is bad, I’m bored, which isn’t fun. If a horror movie is good, I’m scared, which isn’t fun.

 0Posted on Sep 15th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Rachel Getting Married (162 comments)

You’re right, that’s just like gang violence. Goth away.

 -1Posted on Sep 15th, 2009 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Rachel Getting Married (162 comments)

You’re right, that’s just like gang violence. Goth away.

 +1Posted on Sep 4th, 2009 | re: What Are We Even Talking About Here, Chris Brown? (55 comments)

Yes, because women are children, and men are grownups. Gotcha.

 +28Posted on Aug 19th, 2009 | re: Let's Be Friends With Barney Frank, You Guys (154 comments)

Hey, it has a dateline so it must be true!

August 14, 2009 (WTFBBQ)– In a nationally televised news conference, U.S. President Barack Obama killed and ate a jewish baby. Representatives say that the President believes that the baby contained the source of eternal power. This approach is similar to the “OU812″ policy enacted by Fascist Socialist Adolf Hitler in 1936.

 0Posted on Aug 18th, 2009 | re: Fantastic Mysteries: What Is The Secret White Chicks 2 Tagline? (79 comments)

White Chicks 2: The Chickening
White Chicks 2: This Beer Tastes Like Rohypnol

Hey, if you could get a quote on the part where he says “Don’t date passionate people”, that would be great. Because he never says that. Anyway, the music is from “Snatch”, so I didn’t mind it. But it reads like a fake, and the blog name makes me think he’s a Tucker Max wannabe.

 -2Posted on Aug 7th, 2009 | re: The Real Housewives Of Atlanta: Make Your Haters Your Motivators (41 comments)

For real, edumacate me! They just seem like overpriced designer shirts, no different than a million other overpriced designer shirts. I don’t see why they deserve singling out from Lacoste or Calvin Klein or Ralph Lauren. They’ll be trendy for another few months, and then you’ll find suspiciously-similar looking Al Harvey shirts in department stores. It’s this year’s “Members Only” or Eight-ball jacket. So why the specific brand of hate?