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 0Posted on May 25th | re: The Only "Call Me Maybe" Parody Ever (50 comments)

The hotspur-tennant campaign is please to congratulate badidea on the selection of her running mate, Herman Cain, whose namesake is Biblical murderer Cain and who is well known to be in the pocket of Big Anchovy.

 +4Posted on May 25th | re: The Only "Call Me Maybe" Parody Ever (50 comments)

I have always admired Mr Cameron’s leadership of the Tribulation Force. But in backing the badideajeans campaign, he has been duped by the nine-headed Beast who rides on a spume of blood when the seventh trumpet blares and slices the world with a scythe called Maleon in the service of The Father of Lies.

 +6Posted on May 25th | re: The Only "Call Me Maybe" Parody Ever (50 comments)

Friends, have you ever noticed how badideajeans constantly resorts to the desperate ploy of “facts,” instead of talking about what’s truly important? Faith.

hotspur-tennant ’12: Amen.

 +6Posted on May 25th | re: The Only "Call Me Maybe" Parody Ever (50 comments)

Now her true colors come out: badideajeans is in the pocket of Big Flag. What she’s not telling us? Big Flag doesn’t just make patriotic, nontoxic American flags. They are a foreign-owned conglomerate poisoning our children’s air and water with runoff full of deadly commie-red and surrender-white dyes. As your leader, I will pass a Constitutional Amendment on day one to guarantee the safety of our children from badideajeans.

 +7Posted on May 25th | re: The Only "Call Me Maybe" Parody Ever (50 comments)

My opponent is right about one thing: I do know a lot about Hitler. That’s because those who don’t know history, like badideajeans, are DOOMED to repeat it. I know about Hitler because I want to STOP all Hitlers. A vote for my opponent is clearly a vote to know nothing about Hitler and to have to fight World War II all over again. Millions will have died in vain in the first one.

My fellow Americans, my opponent’s message is clear: badideajeans is pro-Holocaust and anti-Veterans.

 +1Posted on May 25th | re: Videogum Summer School Is Back In Session (87 comments)

Well I’m a day late to the party, but you should add “Arc d’X” by Steve Erickson to your summer list. I’m not done with it myself, but so far I think it is up your alley.

Currently I’m also reading “The Midwich Cuckoos,” which I scooped up in a 99-cent sale of Kindle books that later became more well-known as movies–in this case the book became “Village of the Damned.” It’s creepy enough, though very English and 1950s.

Then I’m going to read “Dreams of My Father” to get pumped for the election.

 +8Posted on May 25th | re: The Only "Call Me Maybe" Parody Ever (50 comments)

badidea has made several campaign claims. You know who else used to make campaign claims? Hitler.

hotspur-tennant: for America, for the Universe.

Death to socialism!

 +8Posted on May 25th | re: The Only "Call Me Maybe" Parody Ever (50 comments)

I promise the American people no more little-girl robots, ever (though, quite possibly, adult girl robots, soon-ish) and that, if elected to two terms, Girls will go off the air during my Administration, probably.

hotspur-tennant ’12!

 +12Posted on May 25th | re: The Only "Call Me Maybe" Parody Ever (50 comments)

Watch out, Lena Dunham! The next generation has already got TWO New Lena Dunhams nipping at your talented heels!

How about Annie Sprinkle?

 +2Posted on May 24th | re: Community Talking Points Memo, Full Version (41 comments)

It is a fun reference, AND it was inspired by your original citing of it in the Olivia Munn Sexting thread.

I refuse to believe this is what you have come to.

 +5Posted on May 24th | re: Today We Are All This Slinky On A Treadmill (38 comments)

That may be us today, but tomorrow is Friday and I plan to be this.

I’m upvoting you for Beetlejuice, even though you are wrong about Exorcist. That movie is the scariest movie of all time, EVEN WITH the hilarity of the chain-smoking doctor (which also made everyone laugh where I saw it in 2000/2001).

I am enjoying today’s thing.

 +11Posted on May 24th | re: Community Talking Points Memo, Full Version (41 comments)

PEOPLE WHO DISAGREE WITH THIS DON’T DESERVE EARS. Also, you spelled “Muse” wrong.

 +7Posted on May 24th | re: Community Talking Points Memo, Full Version (41 comments)

I love AnAmPat’s American flag avatar. Reminds me of America.

 +8Posted on May 23rd | re: The Creator Of ALF Seems Surprisingly Normal, JK (56 comments)

So, so excellent! King curtis, as soon as I DESTROY badidea, I’m buying you a drink!

“He’s an utter delight with a history of posting ghost-related comments, at least once about two months ago and then just now; she’s a grudge-holding former child star who played a robot in the worst sitcom in American history. Will they make it work? Or will they be… Bitter Frenemies.” Mondays on ABC at 8:30.

I’m sending you my specs. I want to write for this show. I want to write for all 14 seasons of it. What is it called? How about: The Never Graduate.

Ha, that’s funny: I just came back to this thread to reply to myself because I realized both Joey and the Sh@t-Dad were much, MUCH more important characters than Rufio (aka “background artist #4″).

 +28Posted on May 23rd | re: The Creator Of ALF Seems Surprisingly Normal, JK (56 comments)

I probably won’t do this image search.

 +10Posted on May 23rd | re: The Creator Of ALF Seems Surprisingly Normal, JK (56 comments)

Oops, touched a nerve. Now we know badidea’s secret identity:

 +2Posted on May 23rd | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Johnny Depp Is A Comanche Now (28 comments)

No one ever goes nez perce.