m. night shymalalalamamatheworst is also making a movie called avatar. what is hollywood these days! oh and on the official website of (james cameron’s) avatar, avatarmovie.com, you can watch sixteen whole minutes of the movie! but not until “avatar day” which, as we all know, is the federally mandated day of recognition for this movie, and also august 21st. tweens were all “obama, bring back james cameron!” and obama was all “tweens, i hear and i’ll one up you,” because tweens are the most powerful political constituency in america, duh. next on the agenda: twilight day.

“I just wanted to put a bag over her head and murder her, but I can’t because that’s illegal.”

judge pc now presiding. court is now about to POP OFF!