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“Snookums prefers the rubber Wall Street Journal to the rubber Washington Post.”
Shouldn’t there be a board or pieces or something to Jenga?
“You may remember me from such date’s as last night’s dinner.”
“God can do it through a gracious loving way, he can also do it by cracking a whip.”
TWSS? That’s what…somebody said? Not sure who said it but please, tell me why it was said that way.
Obviously didn’t see this before I commented, whoops!
p.s. A CONFIDENT flavor.
I can’t concentrate on any part of that video after clicking on that SoBe link. No one else wants to talk about the birthday girl who enjoys modifying bullwhips and telling you some more stuff about bullwhips? NO ONE?
Maybe Daft Punk will finally stop hassling me in brightly lit sports bars now!
I once saw an eHarmony profile that asked the gentleman in question to list the three things he was most thankful for. He chose:
1. My family
3. Mountain Dew Code Red
I know now that it couldn’t have been this guy, because his list would have consisted of the following:
1. My fuckin kids
2. My fuckin Nikes
3. My fuckin Playstation 3 games
Is it weird that as soon as I read this post, I was like, “well, duh, Emma Thompson does, didn’t everyone know that?” Stars of Sense & Sensibility be storin’ their awards near the toilet!
I just tried to fact-check and apparently she no longer stores them in the bathroom (in England, bathrooms are called lorries).
You own the soundtrack, don’t you? That’s okay, I own this movie on vhs AND dvd …
Oh hey, Virginia monsters.
I hope my sickly, disintegrating husk looks as good as Sigourney Weaver’s. Or at least for my wrinkles to be deep enough to hide more Werther’s Originals in! (Gross, sorry, not sure where that came from).
I was working on my own version of this, but keeping “self portrait” and filling in the blanks with images of potatoes. I think I can be considered an expert on this because username.
Also, my version would read sort of like “self pootooot,” which is really just a bonus.
QI/Stephen Fry/Alan Davies in the Videogum comments? Can you guys see my other open tabs??
Down to You. PLEASE, Down to You.
“It’s not the meaning of life, Alfred, it’s the feeling of life!”
- Stranger Who Will Kill Your First Wife After What You Thought Was a Hypothetical Conversation on a Train
- Monty Python and the Quest to Get Your Friends to Stop Quoting Monty Python All the Time, Gosh
Could this guy BE any more grimace-y?
Down to You!
I hate so much about the way you choose to be…?