Hmm, for me it evokes an image wherein someone is eating from a small cup in which mustache has replaced the ice cream and there are rainbow jimmies sprinkled on top (WOOF. No mustachio squared). I feel a YCMIU-esque nightmare coming my way.

Currently, Videogum is #3688 on a google search of “Scott Baio” (#internetfactzzz). Videogum is up to #7 on a google search of “scot baio videogum” – second mostly to some website named “stereogum.” I tried to email scott baio the good news but apparently scottbaio@scottbaio.com is not a valid email address.

“…between the important parts” wins all the points. I hope surgeons say that to each other (i don’t hope surgeons say that to each other).

Yes, I was about to do that but I felt too paparazzo-ish. No longer! I’m sure it’s intentional, but it does seem a bit like the gabe calling the gabe gabe, gabe.

I love that he sings (rather than hums) pomp and circumstance. It adds a whole new layer of douchebaggery.