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Once you watch the new season, you will die in 7 days.
MORE SANDS!
He’ll be a lot cooler in about 20 years when he turns very serious and starts cooking meth instead.
Gotta be honest, I’ve never met anybody named Claire (regardless of spelling), but if I did, they would hate me immediately because I would say that’s a fat girl’s name and they wouldn’t get the reference. It’d be just like that time I met a girl named TJ and she got mad because she thought I called her a hooker.
I think that wanting to fuck them was what led to the asking out in the first place.
Be more persistent! You should never let someone else’s negative vibes get in the way of you getting what you want.
It’s Jerrad, but you can spell it wrong if you want. Everybody else does! More than 50% of the time, people get it wrong, and that’s even when they’re replying to e-mails and such, where it is literally spelled out correctly right there on the screen.
I REMEMBER THAT JOKE! Which means they have been using that joke for at least 15 years now, because I remember reading it with my cosuin, who got a very similar joke: “Q: What do you call a trunk full of bison? A: a buffaload!” He also had one about what did the lawyer name his daughter, and the wrapper said it was “Penny,” but I think the correct answer should have been “Sue,” because that makes way more sense.
What if it DOES rain, and it continues for 2 weeks and is still raining on your wedding day? Think how ironic that would be!
You know when crushes are the absolute best? When you’re married. Because then it’s like sure, I think the girl who works as a hostess at my favorite restaurant looks like a skinny, blonde Christina Hendricks, and always seems like she’s sincerely nice instead of doing it because she has to, but there is absolutely nothing that will ever come of that! So I can be friendly and flirt and even if I say something stupid, it changes nothing!
You can’t eat it OR see the joke! Talk about a double whammy!
You’re going to liveblog the date, right? Isn’t that what all the kids are doing these days?
YESSSSS to the mozzarella sticks, and NOOOOO to saying hi to Jared. I hate that fuckin’ guy. He ruined the name for all of us! My name isn’t even spelled the same, but anytime somebody hears my name, they fuckin’ always have to say something about either Subway or that goddamn jewelry store, like maybe they’re the first people to be so clever and make that fucking joke. Goddamnit.
It is SO HARD not to internet-fight with dummies sometimes! The one time I broke down and commented on a Youtube video was because someone was trying very hard to argue that the song Semi-Charmed Life is not about drugs. UMM THE SONG SPECIFICALLY REFERENCES CRYSTAL METH DUDE!
Your help is TOTES appreciated! Now I had to think about the Chipotle, and determine what it was about it that did not sound appealing! I’ve narrowed my options significantly thanks to your contribution! And now it’s narrowed more, because I decided on Subway. This was partly because of the previous discussion of meatball sandwiches, and also because it’s close to work and I don’t want to go very far.
I feel like if I’m going to have something with cheese, I’m going to want that cheese to be melted.
I would like to see Old Smokey covered with cheese: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Smokey
P.S. It’s weird that this is not the first time you and I have discussed Old Smokey. Last time, Chandler was involved.
Maybe someone could just tell me what I should have for lunch? Any help at all would be appreciated here, people!
I like the following things about this post:
A) Meatballs
B) singular forms of words that are rarely used in singular form
C) people with boobs.
I’m trying to get everything done before I leave tomorrow! But there is so much to do! I think I have to pull an all-nighter so I can get all my school work done in advance, so I ain’t gotta worry about it on vacation. Anybody want to help? And by help, I mean do it for me.
Embroidered animals?! What kinda money do you think I make?!
That GQ article had a much more interesting link about polo shirts at the bottom. I was worried that they were going to be anti-polo, at which point I would have to be anti-GQ, because the polo shirt is basically my daily uniform for work.
Well hell, Ted’s been telling his kids this story for 8 years now, what’s one more year?
You know what would be a better use of timelapse? To end this 7-hour layover in Heathrow. Fortunately, they give out free samples of whiskey in the duty free shop, which works almost as well.