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I just saw Les Mis and what a big movie! and all the cry singing! who knew anyone could be so good at cry singing! Hugh Jackman kept cry singing out his nose though. sounded weird. what a pants wetting weirdo.
but also,
#wolverineforAlfred #photoshopstylez #happynewsyear
WELL, they forgot about ParaNorman and Beasts of the Southern Wild. at least Moonrise Kingdom gifs were all over the tumbler all year (I assume they all have tumblr accounts yes?)
Cluck the Vote
Looks like i’m not the only one who wrote-in Kermit the Frog.
As i am “too old” for Halloweens, I will continue to only dress up my dog. This year as Finn!
or “Sexy Finn” because he is only wearing the Hat and the backpack.
and only because i got that finn hat with the purchase of the latest Adventure Time DVD.
otherwise i’d be far too lazy for anything. HALLOWEENS!
A true delight. Super cute. also lyrics! Is it BETTER than the Melodica Jurassic Park Theme Song? No. but it’s great on it’s own! why are you even trying to compare?
“Put down the camera and talk to me…LIKE A PERSON!” – this baby, babies everywhere, my dog that one time he was freaking out because he didn’t understand what a toad was.
Did we see her naked in True Blood? OR was SHE the Arty girl in Mean Girls? “YOU ARE MEAN GIRL CADY!” was something she may have said IF THAT IS LIZZY CAPLAN and IF…………that was something said in the movie…and if those aren’t the same people…. which one is in that TV show? 2 Drunk Girls?
no kidding. AB is looking goood. y’know, i heard he’s doing Yoga now? Yoga and shoving: keeping a boy FIT.
No kidding. no one wants to see my dumpy man titties! gimmie bar with shirts!
Well you *did* say you wanted to be where the people are….
I ♥ Spelling Bees
ugh. crap. i’m trying that again. DISREGARD ABOVE COMMENT. IT’S BECAUSE I CAPITALIZED IT. Take two:
♥
I &Hearts; Spelling Bees
I’m planning on eating more often, and with gusto: TAKE THAT YOU DIRTY, YUMMY SQUIDS!
Mario Lopez said as he wears underwear in a photo spread in People Magazine where he is also whoring out his daughter and grasping at whatever fame is fluttering his way that he hopes you buy his new book/talk show/pizza calendar and Zach is a douche.
Y’know how like, EVERYONE (Rosie O’Donnel, Liz’s kids) was pissed that LiLo was cast as Liz? Don’t they know this is just a LIfetime movie? Don’t they know only two people watch Lifetime movies? Your divorced aunt and lilbobbytables? What is the big deal?
Were they this pissed when Rob Lowe was cast as that serial killer? ROB LOWE LOOKS NOTHING LIKE DREW PETERSON! ROB LOWE IS AN ADULTERER! IT IS AN AFFRONT TO DREW PETERSON’S MEMORY!
Maybe they’re just mad she’ll be using this lucrative cable movie money to buy more drugs? #justsaynoLiLo
“THAT’S the Joke” – Rihanna, Battleship, 2012
(my dog eats watermelon like a champ. but we have to feed it too him outside (messy!) AND take it away before he gets to the rind because, yes, he will just keep eating.)
STUPID CAT! DON’T EAT THE RIND!
MY MOM WAS SO PISSED AT THIS! I thought she’d hurt herself!
“What the Hell happened!?”
“IT’S MAGIC WAND YOU DUMBASS! MAGIC! WAND!”
Also another great reason to donate to Kickstarter, for everyone bagging on Kickstarter, STORY WAR! by everyone’s favorite Keyboard Cat meme maker (and guest Videogum editor that one time) Brad O’Farrell! (also two other neat-o dudes)! It’s a card game! $25 for a card game! and putting in more money gets you more stuff like the expansion pack and Special cards! I might not be selling this very well, though no one even asked me too!
BUT LOOK, you like fun right? and pretty pictures? and stories? WELL “Story War is an innovative party game where you battle your friends by telling stories, referencing pop culture, and making stuff up!” It’s like You Can Make it Up by way of Apples to Apples with Unicorns and Dragons and Celebrity Colin Mochrie (from Who’s Line is it Anyway!)!
Story Wars Kickstarter: http://kck.st/155MjkF
Cantrip Games Blog: http://blog.cantripgames.com/
Fun times. See if you like it. If you like it toss some cash at it. 9 days left.