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 +9Posted on Aug 3rd, 2011 | re: Gwyneth Paltrow Continues To Shit Gold From Her Mouth (74 comments)

Has anyone heard about that new show on the CW called H8r or whatever. It’s basically a famous person confronts someone who talks shit about them on the internet.

Where is the nomination forms?! Gabe v Gwyneth. SHOWDOWN!

 +4Posted on Jun 23rd, 2011 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: The Killing's Showrunner Is Full Of It (53 comments)

He also watched the Footloose trailer like 5 times the day it came out. Is this serious enough to write to Dr. Birdie?

 +4Posted on Jun 23rd, 2011 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: The Killing's Showrunner Is Full Of It (53 comments)

He’s not! He’s just a 25 year old gay man. Which can be kind of the same thing at times.

 +6Posted on Jun 23rd, 2011 | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: The Killing's Showrunner Is Full Of It (53 comments)

Who liked the season finale? My boyfriend, that’s who. “I thought the show was phenomenal. Nowhere did it promise to give the identity of the killer.”

In other news, my boyfriend is currently planning on watching 5 shows on the CW this fall.

 +2Posted on Jun 23rd, 2011 | re: Good Morning Lego Prank! (34 comments)

But Gabe! You always say pranks are the worst. Now you are saying you need pranks to get up in the morning? Make up your mind, man.

 +15Posted on Jun 13th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Nell (106 comments)

My brother and I were also really into this movie, but I remember the reason: boobs in a PG-13 movie. SCORE!

 +5Posted on Jun 13th, 2011 | re: The 2011 Tony Awards (25 comments)

I was going to say that this is probably Videogum’s first post mentioning Hugh Jackman without a pee joke. You’re really dropping the ball, Videogum. More pee! Everywhere!

 +5Posted on Jun 2nd, 2011 | re: The Videogum 6-Month Performance Review (468 comments)

And it doesn’t even have to be just Rich. Having a movie party with anyone would be fun.

 +12Posted on Jun 2nd, 2011 | re: The Videogum 6-Month Performance Review (468 comments)

I always liked when Gabe and Rich of Fourfour sat down and watched a movie and took it seriously. Maybe some more guest movie reviews for old art films or whatever? Maybe that’s boring. I’m an actuary. I don’t even know what boring means.

 +2Posted on May 23rd, 2011 | re: Things She Hates (21 comments)

I was super bummed that by the time I got around to watching that video on Friday night, she had already removed it. I wish I worked in a soundproof box so I could watch youtube clips with sound all day!

 +16Posted on May 16th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Summer Series (462 comments)

Amen on Running with Scissors.

Also:
Charlie St. Cloud
Love and Other Drugs
Diary of a Mad Black Woman
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days

 +4Posted on May 9th, 2011 | re: What Will the Name of Bristol Palin's Reality Television Show Be? (67 comments)

The Hills with a Toddler!

 +5Posted on Apr 11th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Movie Club: Hanna (76 comments)

The Hannaover

 +7Posted on Apr 8th, 2011 | re: My Head Feels Like It's Getting An Elephant Massage (59 comments)

I can’t wait to see the happy ending. Err….wait. Ew. I’m gross. I’ll see myself out.

 +6Posted on Mar 31st, 2011 | re: The Human Pony Power Dynamic May Surprise You (68 comments)

This reminds me of the Pony Play segment on some HBO Real Sex. Obviously, it was great. The “horses” would actually prance and gallop.

It used to be online somewhere, but I’m at work, so I’m not going to type “pony play real sex” into Google.

 +7Posted on Mar 29th, 2011 | re: Kid Cudi Baby Vs. Death Metal Baby (47 comments)

And what’s with the baby VIOLENCE?! Can’t we let them be babies before we send them off to Spartan War Camp?

 +24Posted on Mar 23rd, 2011 | re: An Open Letter To Good Morning America Concerning The Chris Brown Situation (180 comments)

Actually, it’d be pretty great if GMA was setting up Brown for a To Catch A Predator type sting.

“Sure, Chris. Come back to the show. No arrest charges.”
Chris shows up.
*Bam*
“Haha. Jk. You’re going to jail.”

 +48Posted on Mar 23rd, 2011 | re: An Open Letter To Good Morning America Concerning The Chris Brown Situation (180 comments)

How many bow ties is he going to have to wear to make up for this?

 +14Posted on Mar 23rd, 2011 | re: What Should Glenn Beck Name His Cable Network? (90 comments)

Naming a network is fun and all, but what about the shows?! 24 hours of programming! What is Beck going to put on there?

I for one nominate the Victoria Jackson News Hour. Oh God. That’d be the best. Freeverse poetry about birth certificates, hair bows, Muslims, gays, spies, handstands, Christians, and liberals.

 +20Posted on Mar 22nd, 2011 | re: It Is 2011 And Victoria Jackson Is (Still) A Coconut (102 comments)

I’ve been hate-reading Victoria’s “columns” for awhile. The one from last week was pretty bonkers.

http://www.wnd.com/index.php/index.php?pageId=273409

Basically, she made friends with some people, but then later decided they were spies from the government. This is how she reacted when she realized she invited them over a meeting:

I was supposed to text “Beth” my address; instead I texted her, “You are really sweet, but since I think you’re a spy, I can’t hang out with you. It’s too weird. If you’re not a spy, sorry, you’re really sweet.” She never responded or called again.

Her archive is hillariously incoherent. There are so many loose tangents.

 +7Posted on Mar 10th, 2011 | re: JOB OPENING: BABY MONSTER NEEDED! (73 comments)

The only way to get a job in this industry is by posting rapey-sounding “auditions” on craigslist.

 +5Posted on Mar 10th, 2011 | re: That's Your Boyfriend: Dude With 82 Tattoos Of Julia Roberts On His Body (49 comments)

I know my 54 tattoos of Miljenko Parserisas Bukovic isn’t much, but we just started dating. Give it time.

 +7Posted on Mar 8th, 2011 | re: Your Grandma Sure Knows A Lot About Buttholes (76 comments)

I love when tags have multiple meanings. The lady, who is an asshole, is talking about assholes. What a world!

 +3Posted on Mar 8th, 2011 | re: Your Grandma Sure Knows A Lot About Buttholes (76 comments)

Looks like someone needs to borrow my copy of Anal Pleasure and Health.

 +5Posted on Mar 7th, 2011 | re: Teen Korner: Willow Smith's "21st Century Girl" Music Video (80 comments)

At 2:15, I immediately thought of Tara in True Blood escaping vampire plantation, only to be chased down by the werewolf.