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Has anyone heard about that new show on the CW called H8r or whatever. It’s basically a famous person confronts someone who talks shit about them on the internet.
Where is the nomination forms?! Gabe v Gwyneth. SHOWDOWN!
He also watched the Footloose trailer like 5 times the day it came out. Is this serious enough to write to Dr. Birdie?
He’s not! He’s just a 25 year old gay man. Which can be kind of the same thing at times.
Who liked the season finale? My boyfriend, that’s who. “I thought the show was phenomenal. Nowhere did it promise to give the identity of the killer.”
In other news, my boyfriend is currently planning on watching 5 shows on the CW this fall.
But Gabe! You always say pranks are the worst. Now you are saying you need pranks to get up in the morning? Make up your mind, man.
My brother and I were also really into this movie, but I remember the reason: boobs in a PG-13 movie. SCORE!
I was going to say that this is probably Videogum’s first post mentioning Hugh Jackman without a pee joke. You’re really dropping the ball, Videogum. More pee! Everywhere!
And it doesn’t even have to be just Rich. Having a movie party with anyone would be fun.
I always liked when Gabe and Rich of Fourfour sat down and watched a movie and took it seriously. Maybe some more guest movie reviews for old art films or whatever? Maybe that’s boring. I’m an actuary. I don’t even know what boring means.
I was super bummed that by the time I got around to watching that video on Friday night, she had already removed it. I wish I worked in a soundproof box so I could watch youtube clips with sound all day!
Amen on Running with Scissors.
Charlie St. Cloud
Love and Other Drugs
Diary of a Mad Black Woman
How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days
The Hills with a Toddler!
I can’t wait to see the happy ending. Err….wait. Ew. I’m gross. I’ll see myself out.
This reminds me of the Pony Play segment on some HBO Real Sex. Obviously, it was great. The “horses” would actually prance and gallop.
It used to be online somewhere, but I’m at work, so I’m not going to type “pony play real sex” into Google.
And what’s with the baby VIOLENCE?! Can’t we let them be babies before we send them off to Spartan War Camp?
Actually, it’d be pretty great if GMA was setting up Brown for a To Catch A Predator type sting.
“Sure, Chris. Come back to the show. No arrest charges.”
Chris shows up.
“Haha. Jk. You’re going to jail.”
How many bow ties is he going to have to wear to make up for this?
Naming a network is fun and all, but what about the shows?! 24 hours of programming! What is Beck going to put on there?
I for one nominate the Victoria Jackson News Hour. Oh God. That’d be the best. Freeverse poetry about birth certificates, hair bows, Muslims, gays, spies, handstands, Christians, and liberals.
I’ve been hate-reading Victoria’s “columns” for awhile. The one from last week was pretty bonkers.
Basically, she made friends with some people, but then later decided they were spies from the government. This is how she reacted when she realized she invited them over a meeting:
I was supposed to text “Beth” my address; instead I texted her, “You are really sweet, but since I think you’re a spy, I can’t hang out with you. It’s too weird. If you’re not a spy, sorry, you’re really sweet.” She never responded or called again.
Her archive is hillariously incoherent. There are so many loose tangents.
The only way to get a job in this industry is by posting rapey-sounding “auditions” on craigslist.
I know my 54 tattoos of Miljenko Parserisas Bukovic isn’t much, but we just started dating. Give it time.
I love when tags have multiple meanings. The lady, who is an asshole, is talking about assholes. What a world!
Looks like someone needs to borrow my copy of Anal Pleasure and Health.
At 2:15, I immediately thought of Tara in True Blood escaping vampire plantation, only to be chased down by the werewolf.