It actually IS my birthday today, and when the first thing I read on Videogum is this post, that means this day has peaked. Thanks, VG. Don and I are going back to bed now.

Aw, man!! I get too busy to lurk and I miss the big party. Any other LA monsters who can rep the westside? I’m not creepy in person, I promise.

The intro with the world’s creepiest gloves led me to believe this video was going to be a whole lot worse than it actually is… Smoking? Big deal! I was expecting her to dissect a Cabbage Patch doll or something.

I think it’s the same guy who narrated Anchorman. Which really brings these “ads” full circle for me, actually.

*sigh* that was my thought, yes. crawling back into hole now! WITH precioustini, mind you.

So sad to see what 30 years of speed has done to Courtney Love.

Hope Sinks

“No, I don’t need to see the pictures of black people in your wallet…”

Mind Torpid Vortex

They worship a giant black anus, Lord Of The Brown Rings!? There’s a King Kong/Peter Jackson joke in there somewhere, but it’s Friday and I’m too tired to find it.

Been done and it “airs” every time there’s a concert at the Hollywood Bowl:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C70CBfwhUPY&feature=related

First 3 lines sound like a Dr. Seuss story. Which is actually kind of brilliant–I’ll buy the Kush next if I know it’s the gift of choice in Whoville.