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 +27Posted on Dec 19th, 2012 | re: The Best Viral Videos Of 2012: A Retrospective (38 comments)

Every time I hear it, it gets stuck in my head for like, ever. I hadn’t really heard it recently, so I forgot what an insidious ear worm it really is. It’s going to be running through my head for the rest of the week.
I speak, of course, of “Gu-STAH-bo Alma-DO-var.”

 0Posted on Apr 22nd, 2011 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (95 comments)

I honestly cannot wait for your next birthday.

 0Posted on Apr 13th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Private Dancer (92 comments)

Was waiting for an ice cream lorry to come along and cream him.

 +2Posted on Apr 13th, 2011 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Private Dancer (92 comments)

Cardiff Giant Weirdo

 0Posted on Apr 13th, 2011 | re: An Open Letter To AMC's The Killing (65 comments)

Ah, memories of sitting in my apartment, yelling at “Gosford Park”. “I CAN’T HEAR WHAT YOU TWITS ARE SAYING!”

 +44Posted on Feb 3rd, 2011 | re: Top Chef: All-Stars S01E08: fUGHettaboutit. (48 comments)

You don’t know her. She goes to a different school.

 +27Posted on Feb 3rd, 2011 | re: Top Chef: All-Stars S01E08: fUGHettaboutit. (48 comments)

My recap: Italian italian italian italian. Italian? Italian. “I have a girlfriend.” – Dale. Italian italian.

 +66Posted on Feb 2nd, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 46: Honest Taglines (220 comments)

The Boondock Saints: Every Douchebag’s Favorite Movie

“Can’t wait to take pictures of this with my Zune!”
-those kids, probably

 +18Posted on Jan 31st, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Eat, Pray, Love (210 comments)

Corrine Bailey Rae lyrics.

 +2Posted on Jan 26th, 2011 | re: This Source Code Poster Is Terrible! (68 comments)

My thoughts exactly, petepetepete.
Also: “This October – Get Malled!” is my new favorite thing ever.

 +7Posted on Jan 14th, 2011 | re: The Robot Uprising Begins At Bar Trivia Night (40 comments)

I was on in 2003, and that was definitely the most stressful part of the weeks leading up to the taping. I ended up telling a story about my cat eating a grasshopper. Not my proudest moment. (And then I came in third.)

 +18Posted on Jan 14th, 2011 | re: The Robot Uprising Begins At Bar Trivia Night (40 comments)

“Your maternal unit engages in coitus in exchange for credits, Trebek.”

 +50Posted on Jan 12th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 43: Sarah Palin Movies (281 comments)

She’s Having a Baby (And Giving It A Dumb Name, Probably)

 +5Posted on Jan 12th, 2011 | re: Flame Glove System Demo (46 comments)

Psshht. My Nintendo Power Glove left those things in the dust.

 +5Posted on Dec 7th, 2010 | re: Chelsea Handler Vs. Gwyneth Paltrow Angelina Jolie (65 comments)

“I’ll leave when I’m good and ready.” – Gwyneth Paltrow

 +19Posted on Nov 30th, 2010 | re: The TWSS Archives: Matt Lauer's "Package" Moment (32 comments)

“(response unintelligible due to muffled giggles)” – Horatio Sanz

 +12Posted on Nov 24th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 39: Holiday Movies (323 comments)

Frankincense and Sensibility

 +8Posted on Nov 24th, 2010 | re: Best New Party Game 39: Holiday Movies (323 comments)

There Will Be Blitzen

 +7Posted on Nov 23rd, 2010 | re: Taking One For The Team: The Brokencyde Concert Challenge (163 comments)

Guided by Velamints

 +62Posted on Nov 23rd, 2010 | re: That's Your Girlfriend: Lori Davenport (117 comments)

Am I wrong in thinking that the expense of taking five days to live in a tent negates any would be savings? Sternos are expensive, yo.

 +5Posted on Nov 19th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (270 comments)

He’s pretty.

 +7Posted on Nov 9th, 2010 | re: The Videogum Why Don't YOU Caption It? Contest: Tanner Family Reunion (146 comments)

I’m going to start a Facebook group “This Comment Needs More Upvotes”.

 +32Posted on Nov 5th, 2010 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (168 comments)

Well done, Monsters! I came close this week, but twas not to be. But still, very thankful for the 85 upvotes I received! In other bittersweet news, I am starting a new position this week after a year of unemployment (“What recession?”), and am fairly certain my internet time will be limited at best, at the beginning anyway. So if you guys don’t see me around as much, just know this is me, thinking of you.

 +3Posted on Nov 5th, 2010 | re: This American Daily Show (30 comments)

Podcasts I Listen To The Day They Update: “This American Life”, “WTF”, “Doug Loves Movies”, “Savage Love” (best theme song ever!), “BS Report” (warning: sports), “Firewall and Iceberg”, “Pod F. Tompkast”.
“Nerdist” is good, a notch below those. Like “Fresh Air”, if the guest is good I throw it on immediately, otherwise I wait for a slow day.
Related: I listen to a lot of fucking podcasts.