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 +4Posted on Feb 8th, 2011 | re: The Porno Switcheroo Archives: Dora The Explorer DVD (38 comments)

Porno Switcheroo for the kid’s benefit. Someone has to teach these kids about hardcore pornography!

 +4Posted on Jan 28th, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (194 comments)

I don’t want tush lines!

Go team, go!
Get that Maserati outta the snow!
Go team GOOOO!!!
YAAAAAAAY!

Well he can’t take the personal jet to work everyday of the week.

 +5Posted on Jan 27th, 2011 | re: That's Your Adrian Grenier: Adrian Grenier In Adventures Of Power (64 comments)

Well THAT’S still MY Sabrina the Teenage Witch.

 0Posted on Jan 27th, 2011 | re: Best New Party Game 45: Warmer Movies (179 comments)

BAH! beat me.

Was going to say “Sisterhood of Traveling Leg Warmers”

 0Posted on Jan 26th, 2011 | re: Attention Accident Victims (47 comments)

And the Oscar for best animated squirrel legs goes to…

 +3Posted on Jan 25th, 2011 | re: The 2011 Academy Awards Nominees Are Here, So, You Know (111 comments)

I wouldn’t have been surprised if Inception got an editing nom, but I think they’re correct in leaving nolan out of the best director nom. It’s just not deserving compared to what else came out this year.

 0Posted on Jan 24th, 2011 | re: Spike Can Dance New Dog Buster Good Morning Hello Also Monday (54 comments)

Paul Rudd gifs FOR THE WIN(ter)!

 0Posted on Jan 24th, 2011 | re: Spike Can Dance New Dog Buster Good Morning Hello Also Monday (54 comments)

Upstate love! Woo! I’m from Rochester.

although I live in Brooklyn now so it was like 10 degrees warmer today.

 +3Posted on Jan 22nd, 2011 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (124 comments)

and then they shot the grandma’s toe. those RASCALS!

 +6Posted on Jan 21st, 2011 | re: The Videogum "Tracy Morgan Promise": Son Of No One Trailer, You Guys (34 comments)

Channing Tatum’s moustache looks like when an infant attempts to eat a piece of chocolate cake.

 +22Posted on Jan 21st, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (153 comments)

Also I should mention that I had never seen Community up until two days ago. My sister got me Season One for Christmas. I watched the whole thing in two sittings.

Man-Crush on Joel Mchale…DOUBLED!

 +3Posted on Jan 21st, 2011 | re: Thursday Night TV Open Thread (153 comments)

I’m really bad at T.V. but I am gonna do my damndest to watch the NBC Thursday night line-up regularly. Shit was so good last night. (Except for the perfect couples pilot…but it was a pilot so we’ll see.)

Next time I have to go into the city I will stop at Rockefeller center and give it a hug.

 +19Posted on Jan 21st, 2011 | re: Today's Forecast Isn't Looking Good (75 comments)

lol… “RingadingBlingee”

 0Posted on Jan 21st, 2011 | re: Willow Smith Is Our Generation's Jaden Smith (53 comments)

Yeah wise words such as, “if you have a cigar…use it for the look; don’t light it.”

 +3Posted on Jan 20th, 2011 | re: Willow Smith Is Our Generation's Jaden Smith (53 comments)

WILLOW! Don’t be discouraged by these comments!

You ain’t doin nuthin wrong,
they can’t tell ya nuthin,
you just tryin’ tah have sum fun,
so keep tha party jumpin’
juss whip ur hurr
and shake em off (shake em off, shake em off, shake em off)

 +9Posted on Jan 19th, 2011 | re: This Woman Should Videotape All The Animal Videos (48 comments)

That horse reminds me of Miss Christina Aguilera. Just a god-given desire to grind itself on a pole (or tree)

 +36Posted on Jan 17th, 2011 | re: The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: The Lovely Bones (132 comments)

I worked at Blockbuster when this movie came out on DVD. “Ya’ll got that movie Lonely Bones?” I heard that an average of 40 times a day. They’d be looking at the movie poster and still ask me, “Ya’ll got that Lonely Bones ’bout that little girl?” I’d just do them a favor and say “no”

 +7Posted on Jan 17th, 2011 | re: Sarah Palin Battle Hymn (77 comments)

Can’t wait until this is auto-tuned and turned into a song