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 +9Posted on Feb 4th, 2010 | re: WE'VE GOT TO GET BACK TO THE PILOT! (15 comments)

The bomb was so big that it changed the colors of Oceanic’s uniforms.

 +3Posted on Feb 4th, 2010 | re: WE'VE GOT TO GET BACK TO THE PILOT! (15 comments)

I’m guessing that in the LAX timeline they all have some sort of innate memories of the past, and somehow the two timelines will converge. That’s why Charlie says he “should have died”.

Well how else is he supposed to afford all that Turbo Man and Turbo Man-related paraphernalia? Come on President of College University, let him back in!

Are we really at the point in our society where 300 is a “classic”? Didn’t that come out a few years ago?

Frankly all of these are a little weak. The Bale one doesn’t even make sense until the second picture of him, and the gratuitous Guvernator shots seem to only exist because we get to lots of love at the fact that California elected the lead actor of such classics such as Jingle All The Way to RUN THEIR STATE.

This is more “actors posing with props that are vaguely related to movies they have been in” than anything else.

 0Posted on Dec 2nd, 2009 | re: Between Two iPods (11 comments)

which one?

 +12Posted on Nov 30th, 2009 | re: The Cutest Cat Welcomes Us Back From The Break (26 comments)

here is an e-tissue and an iBandaid.

 +3Posted on Nov 26th, 2009 | re: The Lovely Bones Poster Is The Creepiest (66 comments)

That’s really not what the whole movie is about. It’s about Precious trying to get out of the shitty circumstances brought about by the incest and just her horrible homelife in general. Most of the rape-rape happens in flashbacks (not that it makes it better) and takes up about .1% of the film’s running time.

But yeah, judge a movie without seeing it, that’s ok too.

 0Posted on Nov 25th, 2009 | re: Entourage Is An Asshole (6 comments)

Sometimes Jerry Piven breaks character and finds himself laughing at the jokes. Especially the racist ones.

 0Posted on Nov 25th, 2009 | re: CNN Reports The News Like Adults (25 comments)

The US Postal Service sits on a throne of lies!

 +2Posted on Nov 21st, 2009 | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (79 comments)

Nope.

 0Posted on Nov 21st, 2009 | re: Goodnight, Oprah, And Good Luck (25 comments)

Except she isn’t going away.

 +29Posted on Nov 12th, 2009 | re: Hey, What's Up With Lou Dobbs? (32 comments)

White Videogums post like THIS, while Black Videogums are talked about by Lou Dobbs in a derogatory manner.

 0Posted on Nov 11th, 2009 | re: Best New Party Game 12 (330 comments)

The Psycho Shall Be American.

There Will Be Blood.

 -1Posted on Nov 9th, 2009 | re: Mad Men S03E13: Step Into My Office, I Am Fired (65 comments)

I don’t remember the premiere being that short though. Generally shows are still the same length even with limited commercial interruption. But I get your point.

 +6Posted on Nov 9th, 2009 | re: Mad Men S03E13: Step Into My Office, I Am Fired (65 comments)

Something that always surprises me about Mad Men is how ballsy it is, specifically with this finale. Most shows would make the sale of SC the very last part of the finale and make it some sort of metaphor for Don’s failed marriage, but instead Mad Men makes it an almost tossed off line flippantly referred to by a character that couldn’t even be considered part of the main cast, and turns into a catalyst for all of the events that follow.

Also, despite the period’s feelings towards women’s rights and whatnot, I feel like the sudden outburst of Don’s when he called Betty a whore and grabbed her by the shirt was incredibly daring, even though Don is more anti-hero than hero anyway. Don’s ability to mask his brokenness over his failed marriage (who teared up in that scene with the Draper kids, and who screamed at the TV IT IS ALL BETTY’S FAULT when Sally said as much?) during his business dealings is as much an excellent character trait as it is a sign of the excellence in acting that is Jon Hamm.

Also also, many shows would expand the episode to an hour or so for a season finale, but only Mad Men would dare cut the show off 8 or 9 minutes before it usually finishes broadcasting. Or was that just the east coast feed?

As an aside, Christina Hendricks is hot as hell. I’m pretty sure I jizzed in my pants when she answered the phone.

Mad Men=the greatest show on TV right now. I’ve hesitated for a while to say that since I still feel like LOST is the best broadcast show on TV, and this is the first season I really watched Mad Men, but last night cemented it.

 0Posted on Nov 9th, 2009 | re: Mad Men S03E13: Step Into My Office, I Am Fired (65 comments)

Don Draper: He Gets Things Done.

 +4Posted on Nov 7th, 2009 | re: Hey, Boo! Boo! (16 comments)

Or why not use a real bear in a real tie and porkpie hat and dub the voices over? It’ll be a cross between Gentle Ben and Dr. Doolittle! Those were popular things right? $MONEY.

 +4Posted on Nov 6th, 2009 | re: That's Your Wine: Jeff Dunham Wine (48 comments)

Puppet wine?

 +6Posted on Nov 2nd, 2009 | re: mad Men S03E12: Take A Pill And Lie Down (35 comments)

for those who don’t know, the joke that Gabe makes about Sterling-Cooper filling with water references

NOW YOU KNOW.

 +19Posted on Nov 2nd, 2009 | re: What We Talk About When We Talk About Jeff Dunham (201 comments)

I’m convinced Jeff Dunham is mentally retarded and thinks that the puppets are real and are really talking. If that is the case SHAME ON YOU AMERICA FOR LAUGHING AT THIS MAN’S “HUMOR” WHEN YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN HELPING HIM.

 +10Posted on Nov 2nd, 2009 | re: What We Talk About When We Talk About Jeff Dunham (201 comments)

this was supposed to go up way further, in response to the double post. It wasn’t a funny joke anyway. I’ve officially become Gallagher. *smashes watermelon*

 +2Posted on Nov 2nd, 2009 | re: What We Talk About When We Talk About Jeff Dunham (201 comments)

you need two new friends.

 +6Posted on Oct 28th, 2009 | re: Where Is 2012 When You Need It? (25 comments)

Not to excuse it, but Octomom had a C-Section.

 +10Posted on Oct 28th, 2009 | re: Who Cares Why Charlize Theron's Nickname Is "Ass-Nuts" (33 comments)

I just hope this revelation doesn’t hinder the filming of The Ocean Walker. Must See Movie of 2010!

 +7Posted on Oct 28th, 2009 | re: Videogum's Only This Is It Post (12 comments)

This Is It is like Twilight: housewives screaming over a fem dude who sparkles in the sunlight and won’t fuck them.