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 +4Posted on May 25th | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (73 comments)

Okay, forgiven. Is the dress code lacy nighties, or patterned flannel jammies (I only own patterned flannel jammies)?

 +8Posted on May 25th | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (73 comments)

Pretty hurt that I wasn’t invited to this slumber party, to be honest.

 +10Posted on May 25th | re: Monsters' Ball: The Week's Best Comments (73 comments)

I just had a Queen’s Birthday a few days ago. Make up your minds, Queens!

 +4Posted on May 24th | re: Videogum Summer School Is Back In Session (87 comments)

Agreed, pretty great! And I just googled it to remind myself of the guy’s name…and I found out that Ken Finkleman wrote the screenplay for Grease 2. Whaaaaaaaaaat?!!?!

 +42Posted on May 24th | re: Videogum Summer School Is Back In Session (87 comments)

Gabe,
You have a choice: True Blood recaps, or WMOAT every day. There is no third option. Please please please pretty please with a were-fairy on top!

Sincerely,
EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THE WORLD

 +10Posted on May 24th | re: Here Are Some Afternoon Links! (17 comments)

Seriousgum: Don’t pee on a jellyfish sting, it’s an urban myth (urban beaches). Instead, pour hot water (not boiling, duh, but as hot as you can stand) on it. The heat denatures the protein in the sting.
I know this because I once picked up a jellyfish and then had to do somemotivated Googling.

Inability to taste carbonation? Yikes! Side effects of mine include weight gain and yes, the highest incidence of birth defects of any commonly used anti-convulsant!

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeey! I have TERRIBLE verbal aphasia, I wonder if it is because of my epilepsy medication! I have so many things to google now.

Helocpoter? Who are you, self-aware adorable child from yesterday?

He didn’t get up at the end.

 +12Posted on May 24th | re: Today We Are All This Slinky On A Treadmill (38 comments)

You’re like a bird.

 +25Posted on May 24th | re: Today We Are All This Slinky On A Treadmill (38 comments)

I have a video of a grocery bag blowing in the wind I think you’ll be interested in.

 +14Posted on May 24th | re: Today We Are All This Slinky On A Treadmill (38 comments)

Between the conception
And the creation
Between the emotion
And the response
Falls the Slinky

 +6Posted on May 24th | re: Andy Samberg's Harvard Class Day Speech (8 comments)

Congratulations!

 +7Posted on May 24th | re: Andy Samberg's Harvard Class Day Speech (8 comments)

“Free”

This kid is pretty interested in laundry, obviously.

We never actually SEE the child fall in…which begs the question: Was he pushed?

 +4Posted on May 24th | re: How Many Actors Are There? (29 comments)

I think Ryan Reynolds would be great as the Highlander, because I loved him in Blue Valentine.

 +4Posted on May 24th | re: Community Talking Points Memo, Full Version (41 comments)

Where you been, AnAmPat? I’ve missed you!

 +14Posted on May 23rd | re: A Helpful Summertime Tutorial (17 comments)

Growing up, the older sister – the natural charmer, desperate to be validated – will always be in the spotlight. First, it’s the age-inappropriate malapropisms. Soon, it will be clumsy magic tricks (everyone will pretend that yes, that was their card), then glitter-covered cards for all her teachers. Then the boys will start to notice.
But Avery has always known that she’s the smart one. She’ll go along with her older sister’s games and keep under the radar, but when everyone’s busy with her older sister, Avery is reading, learning, and planning.
And she’s going to make them pay for overlooking her. She’s going to make them pay.

Yes! But don’t spend all of the Trillion dollars on the cure; spend some of the trillion dollars on a time machine to give the cure to me last week, before my long weekend was ruined.

 +5Posted on May 23rd | re: Duh Aficionado Magazine: Johnny Depp Is A Comanche Now (28 comments)

That is way creepy. And preeeeeeeeeetty racist.

 +4Posted on May 21st | re: Kristen Stewart Has The World's Shittiest Life (56 comments)

No, sorry. That wouldn’t be fair to her: can’t you see how desperate she is for her career to fail?

 +9Posted on May 21st | re: Kristen Stewart Has The World's Shittiest Life (56 comments)

Videogum Everywhere mission! Let’s never see any film or tv show she is in ever again, let’s never buy a magazine she’s on the cover of (or mentioned in), let’s never read any online story about her, let’s never type or say her name out loud…and encourage our friends to do the same.

Together, we can make her dream come true!!!!